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Chapter 16: The new plot
Before...
Sango shrugged and left him, walking to Inuyasha's chambers. She needed to speak to Kagome, they now had an even bigger mess to pull themselves from now, and Sango wasn't going to let Kagome get away with it. She slammed open the door and pounced onto the bed. "Kagome! You better have a good plan or else!" she threatened. Kagome smirked and answered, "Actually, I do..."
Continuation...
Sango sighed, "Alright, let's hear it." Kagome fiddled with the covers of the bed and muttered, "Er...it's a work in progress! Geniuses need time to create masterpieces." Sango growled softly and answered, "Good for geniuses, when you meet one, introduce me, as for now—think! In the mean time I'll—"
Miroku burst thru the door carolling, "Sango my love!" Sango bolted up and screamed, "AAAAHHH! KAGOME DO SOMETHING!!! IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" Miroku put on a hurt face, "Sango...I'm a he, not an it. If you want..." A sly smirk spread across his face, "I can always show you...?" Sango ducked behind Kagome as Inuyasha finally came out of the bathroom—wearing only a towel around his waist.
Sango had to shake Kagome hard to snap her from her reverie of Inuyasha's towel magically floating off. (A/N: Major OOC or...maybe it's how she really is...) She wiped the drool away and murmured, "Huh? Wha?" Inuyasha grinned widely, "I said, we should probably all formulate a plan, don't you?" Kagome nodded her eyes glued to his front with intense concentration. "Yesh..." she slurred unsteadily. "Good idea..." Sango gave Kagome another shake and then sniffed suspiciously. She sighed resignedly, "We have guests, a lot of 'em."
Kagome's forehead creased in thoughtful surprise. Three pairs of eyes followed her as she walked to the door and opened it. In tumbled Ayame, Kousei, Keito, Kagura, a little Kagome-looking ningen girl and a white haired youkai girl; of course, they were shortly followed by Shippo, Kirara, Kouga and Jakotsu. Kouga jerked up when he felt someone—or several some ones—squeeze his ass. "Who the hell was that?" he shouted as he jerked away from them. Kousei, Keito, Ayame and Jakotsu raised their hands guiltily. Kagura hesitated and then raised hers too. Kouga grinned at the girls but his face twisted in horror when he looked at the smiling Jakotsu.
"Something about loincloths is just intriguing, wouldn't you say, Kouga?' asked Jakotsu innocently. Kouga grimaced and scrambled away from him, "This is going to haunt me for the rest of my life." Inuyasha couldn't stop laughing, "Yeah, probably, I'll make sure of it." Kouga glared at him and snarled, "At least I didn't french him!" What little colour remained in Inuyasha's face fled and Inuyasha made short little gaspy noises. "Augh!" he keeled over into Kagome's arms and she heaved him over her shoulder.
"Now look what you've done!" both Kagome and Jakotsu scolded. Jakotsu smiled and said dangerously, "Why don't you let me hold him? We don't want you breaking a nail..." Kagome smiled softly, "Well then, it's you who should be worried about that, little ningen, my nails are a lil bit tougher than yours," her sarcasm made Jakotsu flinch—especially when her claws extended and made a slight, 'snick' noise.
The rest of the new arrivals arranged themselves on the floor comfortably. Jakotsu edged towards the door as Kagome set Inuyasha down by Sango on the bed. Jakotsu ran frantically as Kagome chased after him hissing with vehemence. Finally she came back and sat beside the fully conscious Inuyasha who was already fighting with Kouga. "Please...not now," she asked patiently. Kouga backed down after kissing Kagome's hand and giving her a sly wink. Inuyasha professionally 'Keh'd' and turned away arrogantly.
Kagome smiled and—much to everyone's amusement—screamed, "AH! JAKOTSU! GET AWAY! RUN INUYASHA, RUN!!!" Inuyasha bolted up and ducked under the bed, quivering. He came out after everyone burst into laughter, face as red as his fire-rat robe. Kagura—obviously the unvoiced leader—stood and everyone's attention snapped to her. "Okay then, we would like an explanation now," she ordered.
Kagome sighed with annoyance and replied, "Fine. It was a cover up; you all know we aren't actually married. It's just a quick solution to this small problem. If you have any suggestions of how to fix this idiotic problem, please, do tell me." Kouga sniffed, "I don't know why you didn't say I was your husband." Ayame sent a killer glare at Kouga who checked a small nick on his arm where it narrowly missed him. His eyes widened and he gulped nervously.
Ayame smiled kindly and offered her own suggestions, "Well, Kaede is a whiz with herbs. She can probably find some thing to entangle your scents together and you can fake a marking. Oh!" She slapped her forehead, "I forgot! This is Rin, and Kanna, Kanna is Kagura's younger sister and Rin is Kagura's future daughter." She started to giggle joined in by the rest except for a sulking Kouga and a mystified Sango and Kagome.
Sango smiled gently when everyone had calmed down and said, "Well, Ayame, you are a genius! See Kagome, now you can introduce me. We should go soon. But please, I think I speak for both of us, do not tell anyone else!" Sango looked sternly at Miroku and added, "And don't go adding any hentai details either about this fake union." Kagome's mouth twitched and she forced a smile down when Sango's eyes narrowed.
Inuyasha finally turned around and faced the rest of them. Kagome had gotten up and was greeting both little girls, and admiring Kanna's white hair and Rin's sweet little smile. Inuyasha was surprised by her tenderness and watched her fixedly. For some reason his hentai thoughts were paused and he felt a sharp pang in his gut; it was a type of longing without the sexual tension. He was perplexed by this different emotion and couldn't figure it out what the hell it was.
The twins, Kousei and Keito, stood and smiled a dimple smile at the Southern girls, "Well, we promise we won't tell. But right now, we have to go serve your father. He's our newest charge and he seems to have just as bad a straying hand as Miroku. Miroku, maybe you should get some advice from him, he knows some things you don't." They exchanged a significant glance, curtsied and left—still smiling.
They returned shortly, red-faced and angry, "We are going to kill your father." They were both clutching pinched bottoms with deadly ire. They sat down and Kagome raised an eyebrow, "You were only gone for three seconds..." They both scowled, "Long enough we assure you." Sighing they looked at the children. "Your nurses are looking for all three of you." Kanna stood and quietly helped Rin and Shippo up. She didn't make a sound and emotionlessly left without waiting for the other two. Rin smiled and called out, "Bye Gome-chan! Bye Kagura, bye everyone!" Shippo jumped up to kiss Kagome on the cheek and then he sprinted away as Inuyasha made a pass at his head.
The twins smirked, "Well...we invited a couple guys to join us here..." They paused and four hot guys walked in. They seemed to be brother for only tiny differences separated them. Like hair colour and eye colour. They all smiled revealing very sharp fangs. Miroku and Kouga rolled their eyes and spat disgustedly. "More cousins?" asked Kouga. "Like we need more," added Miroku.
The four smiled again and two approached Ayame and Sango, while the other two sat next to the twins. Kagome frowned a little—not in any anger or annoyance but in thought—"I don't understand why you brought them though." The twins looked the guys over and they replied nonchalantly, "Well we thought you could have one more game before 'mating'. Maybe a nice truth or dare since you need to know small details about your new lovers'..."