WARNINGS: -language -violence -thievery -sexual suggestions -PARENTS STRONGLY CAUTIONED!
RATING: R for a reason
SUMMARY: Lupin gets the chance to save the girl of his dreams as well as the United States. However he'll have to break a few laws, steal a lotta stuff, and basically get his hands dirty. . .AGAIN!
DISCLAIMER: sarcastic sigh huh! Don't I wish I thought this anime up, but sadly I don't own a single part of this except the plot and xtra characters.

NO FLAMES!!!!!!! OKAY, now with all that said here you go! Hold on to your hats ladies and gentlemen!

CHAPTER 1: WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS, STAYS IN VEGAS

Lupin sat, pina colada in hand, with Fujiko, Jigen, and Goemon. They were all at the new night club's grand opening.

"Now this is the life," Lupin said relaxing into the booth's large comfy lounge chair. Fujiko slid her arms around him, he sighed," alright love cakes, ready for a dance?" he asked.

"Oh, you know it," she then turned to Goemon and Jigen," watch my purse, will you boys?"

Soon the two were dancing and making their way to Lupin's favorite place, the bar, Lupin ordered another round of champagne for them both, then started on the sweetest shot glass drinks with most kick they could find. Jigen and Goemon shook their heads as they watched Lupin and Fujiko start on a bottle of Jose Cuervo. This was going to be a long, long night. Not able to stand up any longer, they stumbled back and practically fell into their seats.

"I'm not taking care of you two in the morning," Jigen stated firmly.

Lupin giggled," Is there any chance we could get our own room?"

"Lupin, I'm not drunk enough yet. . ." she waited Lupin's startled face," but I will be soon. Hey bartender let's have another round of Jose Cuervo!" she called.

Later on after Lupin and Fujiko were too drunk to stand and too 'excited' to keep their hands off of each other, Jigen and Goemon threw them in a room and decided to take the one next to them, just to be sure they didn't see, or hear, anything they didn't wanna.
Fujiko was in the bathroom changing 'into something more comfortable' while Lupin sat on the bed waiting. Just as he was about to give up on her, she walked out. The moonlight lightly tanned skin. Her lingerie was light, pale, soft pink, with feathers on the seams and one long feather tail trailing off of her thong.

"Fujiko, babe. . .you look, well good enough to eat!" Lupin managed to stammer half from being awestruck at her beauty, and half from his drunkenness," I've waited a long time for a chance at this again. . ."

"Well allow me to make your wait worth while," she crawled onto the bed and leaned over him, her bright eyes glistening as brightly as the stars outside," You're in for one hell of a night, Lupin. . ."

"I knew this would end up happening, but I didn't expect it to on the first night we stay here!" Jigen grumbled while cursing under his breath.

Goemon sat perfectly still on top of a nearby table with his legs in Indian-style," Well you must remember that anything is possible with Lupin around."

"Well let's get what little sleep we can while they're not too awfully busy," Jigen began heading for the bathroom to change while Goemon began dressing in the bedroom.
When they finished, Jigen began making down the bed and was preparing to crawl in.

"Hey, why do you get to sleep in the one bed of this crappy room?" Goemon asked.

"Aren't samurai used to sleeping on the floor?"

"Just because we do on occasion doesn't mean we like it so much that we want to do it every night!"

"Well it'll probly give me a backache."

"And I won't get one?"

"Why don't we each take one of the blankets and pillows and sleep on opposite ends of the bed?"

"Jigen! How about we fight for it? Last man standing gets the bed."

"Alright Goemon, but no weapons!" as he said this he began to circle Goemon looking for a
weakness. When he thought he had a good shot, he charged.

Lupin lay on his back with Fujiko in his arms,' It just doesn't get any better than this,' he thought as he looked at the sleeping Fujiko.

Suddenly several bumps were heard in Jigen's room," I'll be right back, sweet thing!" Lupin slowly rose and walked toward Jigen and Goemon's room, what he heard almost made him scream:

"Come on Goemon!"

"I'm gonna take you out!"

"Hey I thought I said no weapons!"

"A whip isn't considered a weapon, is it?"

"YES!" crack"Dammit Goemon!"

"Would you like me to take out my sword now?"

Lupin didn't wait for more, he ran back to his own room to tell Fujiko.