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DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters; just the plot. . .nuff said.
CHAPTER 2:
A SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING ABOUT TOOTHPASTE AND A TIE. . .
(the next day)
Lupin Packed his clothes away in his suitcas as well as Fujiko's 'costume' and them began brushing his teeth and dressing in his usual attire.
When Fujiko finally woke up, she found Lupin sitting at the foot of the bed fixing his tie. She looked at his reflection in the mirror and saw the shock of last night's "episode" on his face.
"Lupin, we'lll just have to accept the fact, theyre. . .gay."
"Homosexual is the proper word, please don't disrespect them anymore, they've been through enough," he sighed heavily,"we need to respect them for what they are."
"I just don't know if I can ever look at them the same though,"she said frantically.
Meanwhile. . .
Jigen and Goemon were about to brush their teeth. Lupin and Fujiko had sneaked into their closet and were listening in, and hanging on every word.
"Goemon I don't think I've ever had a backache this bad! Damn saumurai! You people and your big swords!"
"I can't help it if you're equally dominated."
"Well here, try this," Jigen handed Goemon a tube of toothpaste that was mint flavored.
"Mmmmmmmmm, this is good,"Goemon said squirting toothpaste into his mouth.
"You're supposed to spit not swallow!" Jigen snapped.
Lupin threw up on the floor, but the closet's clothes muffled the sound.
"I can never seem to get this right," Jigen said frustratedly trying to fix his tie on correctly,"Can you show me how?"
"Sure, first you tie this here and loop this one around your wrist; then. . ." Lupin had heard all he could stand. As he was about to open the closet door, Fujiko clamped a hand over his mouth and held him back,"We need to accept them for who they are. They'd do the same for us."
"You're right Fujicakes, I'll try," the two went back to their room and waited for the others to come and get them.
When they finally did knock on Lupin's door, Lupin and Fujiko looked at each other, and sighed before going to answer the door. Before Jigen or Goemon could say anything, Lupin started. . .
"Don't say a word, I just want you to know we accept you two for who you are, and we are willing to live with you guys if you'll live with us."
Goemon and Jigen looked at each other and said in unison,"They're really, REALLY drunk!"
"Alright guys, when were you planning on coming out of the closet?" Lupin inquired.
"When we had the right outfit," Goemon said sarcastically.
"You think this is a joke?" Lupin was starting to get a little ticked," I am just now finding out that you two are homosexuals and you tell me something sarcastic! Why I oughta. . ."
"Hollup there! Who said we were gay?!" Jigen's face turned serious," Where'd you get an idea like that?!"
"We heard you two last night AND this morning! Don't even try denying it!"
Goemon and Jigen burst out laughing," Ha!ha!ha! We were fighting over who got to sleep in the bed! And this morning Goemon was eating my toothpaste! You guys are crazy!"
"Well fine then!"Lupin said, pouting. The sound of The Lion King theme song begin to play, Lupin took out his cell phone,"ummm who messed with my ringtone?"
"And he said we were gay!" Jigen whispered.
"Shutup guys! Hello, yes, I see, Okay, later," Lupin put his cellphone away,"That was an inside source telling me that the President's got a hold of the new jewel sculpture for his show case tonight! That thing's worth a fortune!"
"Oh great, he's got 'the look' in his eye," Jigen mused. Lupin rubbed his hands together maniacally.
Well can you imagine that?! Lupin's gonna steal some shit!? I can't believe it! lol. . .you knew it was coming.
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LATER DAYZ. . .