A/N:PheonixFeather dont own KH and Starlight506 owns nothing of KH. Although I(the person who is writing this) am 506.

Secret Place

Sora: checking off list Egg, water, coconuts-shivers and fishies!

Now for the mushrooms...drooling, then sees mushrooms MUSHROOM!!!!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!? runs to mushrooms, but trips over

root crawling towards mushroom Must...get...mushroom...

????: What the heck are you doing?

Sora: stands up quickly, and tries to dust off all the dirt on him

w/out looking embarrassed Um, hi. Do I...know you?? circles around

????, squinting

????: goes stiff Well... um... I've never seen you before..??

Sora: Youre...RIKU!!

????: No.

Sora: Kairi?!?

????: sigh Do I look-or sound- like a 14 year old girl to you?!?

Especially that one?!?

Sora: No, but with todays technology... Are you... gasp, almost

faint

????: What?!?

Sora: MOTHER?!? That is a clever costume! And the voice-changing!

Oh, mother, you should be in a movie!!

????: sigh Trust me, if I am NOT anybody, its your mother. I

wouldve killed myself by now.

Sora: So...Whyre you here?!? Huh?!? HUH?!?

????: Im here to tell you that your world will soon be completely

eclipsed, and that one who knows nothing can understand nothing.

Sora: sarcastically Well, arent you sweet?

????: sigh Hey, I get paid, alright?

silence

????: Sooooo....

Sora: Hey, arent you supposed to disappear?

????: No, you have to look at the door first.

Sora: spots door OOOOHHH!! starts clawing at door

????: No, youre just supposed to look at it...

Sora: still clawing at door

????: Youre gonna get splinters...

Sora: still clawing at door

????: Seriously, dude! Youre gonna hurt yourself...

Sora: still clawing at door

????: Okay, fine!! disappears

Sora: turns head Did you say something?

crickets chirping

Sora: shrugs, grabs mushroom, drools Mushroom... shoves mushroom

into pocket Must...resist...

Sora & Riku in Cove

Sora: If I win... Ill be captain! And if you win-

Riku: I dont have to share a paupou with Kairi.

Sora: shocked WHAT?!?

Riku: Deal? Loser shares a paupou with Kairi.

Sora: But-

Kairi: sticks arm up Ready?

Sora: running position

Riku: running position

Sora: grabs Rikus fluffy pants and yanks him back

Riku: grabs Soras spiky hair and yanks him back

The yanking continues up to the star, tree, ...thing

Sora: reaches out for startree

Riku: grabs him around his ankles

Sora: starts wrestling with Riku

wrestling continues until theyre back to Kairi

Kairi: Um...

Sora: jumps up Who loses?!?

Riku: HE DID!!

Sora: NO YOU DID!!!

Riku: points finger NO YOU DID!!

Sora: points finger NO YOU DID!!!

continues for a while

Kairi: Actually...

Sora&Riku: WHAT?!?

Kairi: giggles Nobody wins!! Neither of you touched the

star-pauses, thinks tree... whatever.

Sora&Riku: eyes grow huge What? runs away, screaming and tearing out

hair NNNOOOOOO!!!