5 reviews for only the first chapter?? Wow.
Well, thanks everyone! Here is chapter two:
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They gaped at the wondrous sight before them. Aisles of beeping and clicking cash registers stood in rows of more.. aisles to their far right, whereas in front of them was the produce department. Robin figured they should start there.
"Titans, I figure we should start there," Robin said, pointing at the produce section in quite a heroic-leader manner. [Ok, so I like repetitive humor..] So, Robin led the way into the depths of the produce section.
"Carrots are on sale.. 50 cents a pound [that's half a kilo for you Brits!]," Cyborg read the sign of an island-counter-bin-thing [no one knows what this is..] of carrots. He grabbed a clear bag from a roll and began piling them in. Starfire watched amazedly as he weighed them on a scale and announced the price.
"Yeah, sure.." Beast Boy yawned, dumping an armload of romaine lettuce into the cart.
"Hey! You can't just dump them in like that!" Cyborg yelled.
"I agree. We must follow the custom of placing them in clear sealing utensils before we may purchase the produce."
"Whatever.. let's just hurry up.."
They continued along further.
"Apples?" Raven asked Robin, who thought for a moment.
"12."
"..Bananas."
"2 bunches."
Starfire observed this closely as well. It wasn't long (meaning a watermelon and 10 pounds [5 kilos!!! XD] of potatoes later) before they reached the shelf of leafy produce and mirrored paneling..
Beast Boy bent over to sniff some suspiciously familiar herbs.
BEEP. BEEP--
"What--?" Robin looked around for the source of the noise.
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS......
Yes, the misters. BB wasn't feeling so dray anymore, and everyone else was half scared to death by the sudden unexpected ejection of water.
"What.. was that?" BB stammered. He then turned into a dog and shook off the water, and then changed back.
"I fear we shall never find out," Starfire gulped.
"Come on, we still got the rest of the store to cover," Robin pointed out, moving along.
"Tell Beast Boy that," Raven muttered, watching a starry-eyed Beast Boy who was gazing longfully at a certain part at the end of the produce section.
"..Tofu.." Cyborg smacked his head. "We shoulda known."
"TOFU!" Beast Boy cried, hugging several boxes. "Miles and miles of it!"
"More like shelves.." Raven corrected.
"..Tofu." Beast boy was drooling.
"Just TAKE some already, BB," Robin sighed.
"OKAY!" Beast Boy exclaimed, turning into a grizzly bear and using the term 'bear hug' to his advantage. 1 1/2 armloads later, the cart was full and the shelves empty.
"I said SOME!" Robin muttered. He began emptying some out.
"Noooooooooooooooo!! My tofu!!" Beast Boy cried, launching his normal form on Robin and biting his head viciously.
Spectators watched as the other 3 Titans pried BB's jaws (now a shark's) loose.
"Okay.. Band-aid aisle.." Robin said woozily.. (Too much blood had been lost.)
Several bandages later.. (You mysteriously can't see them)
"Did we get sugar?" Cyborg asked, calculating something into his mind.
"2 packages!" Starfire announced happily.
"okay, now we should be in.." Cyborg began as Raven turned the cart into one of the most appalling places in any grocery store.
"..The cereal aisle."
Millions of boxes of all shapes [?!] and colors lined every inch of shelf space available to mortal objects.
Raven summoned the first box she saw.
"..Crunchy O's?! What kind of a lame cereal is that?!" Beast Boy demanded, staring at the plain box. Its lameness gave him a headache. He threw it out of the cart and began looking for something better. "Whats this-King Edward Bran?!"
"How about Praktikal Jokes?" Cyborg suggested, holding up a box showing a white rodent and colorful, fruity cereal. "Or Admiral Crunch? 'We put the "ad" in "cereal".'" He read. [LMAO!!]
"Cracker smacks?" Robin read. "I never knew there were so many cereals.. it's so hard to decide."
"BEHOLD! The perfect cereal of awakening!" Starfire exclaimed, proudly showing everyone her discovery. "'Robin Crunchies! Now with marshmallow birdarangs!"
"Ok! Next aisle," Robin declared, but not before grabbing a couple boxes of Robin Crunchies and tossing them into the cart.
BB cautiously looked to see if Robin was watching, and put in a box labeled 'Tofu Crisp'.
"We're doomed."
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Okay, that was kinda short. I'm sorry. But I have homework to do! OH NO!
So review and I might just upload ANOTHER chappy for the weekend! You have any idea how fast I'm rollin on this story? XD
Well, thanks everyone! Here is chapter two:
~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~
They gaped at the wondrous sight before them. Aisles of beeping and clicking cash registers stood in rows of more.. aisles to their far right, whereas in front of them was the produce department. Robin figured they should start there.
"Titans, I figure we should start there," Robin said, pointing at the produce section in quite a heroic-leader manner. [Ok, so I like repetitive humor..] So, Robin led the way into the depths of the produce section.
"Carrots are on sale.. 50 cents a pound [that's half a kilo for you Brits!]," Cyborg read the sign of an island-counter-bin-thing [no one knows what this is..] of carrots. He grabbed a clear bag from a roll and began piling them in. Starfire watched amazedly as he weighed them on a scale and announced the price.
"Yeah, sure.." Beast Boy yawned, dumping an armload of romaine lettuce into the cart.
"Hey! You can't just dump them in like that!" Cyborg yelled.
"I agree. We must follow the custom of placing them in clear sealing utensils before we may purchase the produce."
"Whatever.. let's just hurry up.."
They continued along further.
"Apples?" Raven asked Robin, who thought for a moment.
"12."
"..Bananas."
"2 bunches."
Starfire observed this closely as well. It wasn't long (meaning a watermelon and 10 pounds [5 kilos!!! XD] of potatoes later) before they reached the shelf of leafy produce and mirrored paneling..
Beast Boy bent over to sniff some suspiciously familiar herbs.
BEEP. BEEP--
"What--?" Robin looked around for the source of the noise.
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS......
Yes, the misters. BB wasn't feeling so dray anymore, and everyone else was half scared to death by the sudden unexpected ejection of water.
"What.. was that?" BB stammered. He then turned into a dog and shook off the water, and then changed back.
"I fear we shall never find out," Starfire gulped.
"Come on, we still got the rest of the store to cover," Robin pointed out, moving along.
"Tell Beast Boy that," Raven muttered, watching a starry-eyed Beast Boy who was gazing longfully at a certain part at the end of the produce section.
"..Tofu.." Cyborg smacked his head. "We shoulda known."
"TOFU!" Beast Boy cried, hugging several boxes. "Miles and miles of it!"
"More like shelves.." Raven corrected.
"..Tofu." Beast boy was drooling.
"Just TAKE some already, BB," Robin sighed.
"OKAY!" Beast Boy exclaimed, turning into a grizzly bear and using the term 'bear hug' to his advantage. 1 1/2 armloads later, the cart was full and the shelves empty.
"I said SOME!" Robin muttered. He began emptying some out.
"Noooooooooooooooo!! My tofu!!" Beast Boy cried, launching his normal form on Robin and biting his head viciously.
Spectators watched as the other 3 Titans pried BB's jaws (now a shark's) loose.
"Okay.. Band-aid aisle.." Robin said woozily.. (Too much blood had been lost.)
Several bandages later.. (You mysteriously can't see them)
"Did we get sugar?" Cyborg asked, calculating something into his mind.
"2 packages!" Starfire announced happily.
"okay, now we should be in.." Cyborg began as Raven turned the cart into one of the most appalling places in any grocery store.
"..The cereal aisle."
Millions of boxes of all shapes [?!] and colors lined every inch of shelf space available to mortal objects.
Raven summoned the first box she saw.
"..Crunchy O's?! What kind of a lame cereal is that?!" Beast Boy demanded, staring at the plain box. Its lameness gave him a headache. He threw it out of the cart and began looking for something better. "Whats this-King Edward Bran?!"
"How about Praktikal Jokes?" Cyborg suggested, holding up a box showing a white rodent and colorful, fruity cereal. "Or Admiral Crunch? 'We put the "ad" in "cereal".'" He read. [LMAO!!]
"Cracker smacks?" Robin read. "I never knew there were so many cereals.. it's so hard to decide."
"BEHOLD! The perfect cereal of awakening!" Starfire exclaimed, proudly showing everyone her discovery. "'Robin Crunchies! Now with marshmallow birdarangs!"
"Ok! Next aisle," Robin declared, but not before grabbing a couple boxes of Robin Crunchies and tossing them into the cart.
BB cautiously looked to see if Robin was watching, and put in a box labeled 'Tofu Crisp'.
"We're doomed."
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Okay, that was kinda short. I'm sorry. But I have homework to do! OH NO!
So review and I might just upload ANOTHER chappy for the weekend! You have any idea how fast I'm rollin on this story? XD