A/N: I'm back! And here is the next chapter! Finally! Sorry I'm not updating as much but School just started! But despite that I will try to get at least 2 or 3 chapters per week.!
Chapter Two
Sawrneys?
"An ax you say? How cleaver, you never know what they'll come up with next, hey Harry boy?" Mr.Weasley said studying the ax the man at the tree nursery had given him. He had of chores dragged Harry and Ron to help him get a Christmas tree.
"Yeah wait until you get a load of those saws!" The man said sarcastically giving him a tag.
"Sawrney? What do they do?" Mr.Weasley said to Harry.
"Saws, cut trees!" Harry whispered laughing!
"Excuse me kind sir may I ask why I don't get a Sawrney?" Mr.Weasley said tapping the man's shoulders.
The man's eye brows raised in confusion before Harry whispered "Saw."
"Well why don't we get a Swarney?" Mr.Weasley said.
'Here take it! Justâ justâ take it!' He said handing him a saw and darting off.
"I wonder how this works?" Mr.Weasley said swing the saw around
"Erâ maybe I should show you!" Harry said.
"My, oh my. This is worse then living in complete rubbish!" Mrs.Weasley said coughing as dust flew everywhere. Today they where cleaning out a newly discovered room.
"Not as bad as the rubbish back at Hogwarts!" Ginny said.
"What have the house elves not been doing there work." Hermione's eyes gave Mrs.Weasley a evil look.
"No, it is a new Griffendore!"
"A bully?"
"Draco Malfoy!" Ginny and Hermione cried at the same time.
"Malfoy!" Molly repeated, "As in the death eater's son?"
"Talk about health concern." Fred said.
"Maybe Dumbledore finally cracked?" Gorge added.
N/F/Y: I know yet another comical chapter. But Christmas is a very joyful season. For once there normal children so they get to joke around about saws. Next chapter I promise some fluff, (but will that be enough?)
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