A/N: Wow last chapter was draping with fluff. And it was for that chapter Definitely enough... mwahhaha... Christmas Eve supper, a big crowd over and Ron get a err... father Son talk.

Chapter Five

Are you going to eat that?

"Ron! Help me with the punch!" Ginny said grabbing a 2 liter of 7up.

"I'm busy ask Harry..."

"No! I'm busy folding the napkins. Hermione?" Harry said opening the supply cupboard for napkins.

"You can fold napkins? When I went to France this guy folded a paper napkin into a..."

"Hermione get you're lazy ass over here!" Ginny said bossily.

"Ginny Dear doesn't swear!" Mrs.Weasley said. The reason they where all slaving away in the kitchen was due to the fact that Mrs.Weasley invited 18 of the order members to join the already eight of them. She insisted on the most elaborate meal.

"Yeas mum!" Ginny said quietly, she then winked at Harry and giggled.

"What are you two laughing at?" Hermione said setting the glasses on the place mats.

"Nothing, just when he came down and saw... never mind, when he came down he swore..." Ginny really did try to say it quietly to Hermione but Mrs.Weasley had the ears of a hawk.

"What did Ron see? What where you guys doing?" She said thinking they had broken a lamp or something.

"Err...see I was umm.... Ron was snogging Hermione on her bed!" Ginny said quickly getting the attention drawn off of herself, (A/N Ron's going to get her back!) which definitely worked.

Hermione gave Ginny a harsh stare and Ron nearly fainted, "YOU WHAT?" Mrs.Weasley said angrily.

"I was not I..." Ron started backing away towards the door.

"... Mrs.Weasley he just tripped over something I had on the floor and fell kind of next to me and Ginny came in and... it looked really weird but..."

"Arthur," She yelled into the next room, Mr.Weasley came darting in the room, and Mrs.Weasley whispered something to him, where his eyes widened and he started to laugh, "This is serious!"

"Ron, I need to talk to you!"

Ron followed his father out the kitchen door seriously frightened of what was coming, "Ron, there comes a time in every man's life when he gets feelings for girls. Now Hermione is a beautiful young lady, but you... I mean to say... you need to... of all the sons why do you have to be the one who is well err..."

"Dad, I wasn't doing err... stuff." Ron said flushing, this was worse then he expected.

"Look you're mother told me what happened and that's normal for boys you're age it's just..." Mr.Weasley launched off on how to be 'Safe'.

"Poor Ron!" Harry said frowning at Ginny, he came walking in the kitchen half an hour later very pale trying his best to avoid Hermione's gaze.

"It, slipped I mean I didn't want to tell mum we where snogging for 2 hours..."

"It was that long..." Harry started in amazement. Ron sat down on the other side of Harry away from Hermione.

"Ginny you are dead!" He said whispering in a very evil tone.

In about five minutes the magical expanded table was filled with all twenty-six people, "Ron, you look like a ghost, you're so pale!" Tonks said sitting across from him.

After a delicious meal that was worth all the punch making and folding napkins they headed off to bed, Hermione stopped Ron on the steps. "You okay Ron?"

"Yeah, it's just dad's can be so..." Ron trailed off.

"What did he err... say?" Hermione said turning red.

"Well a lot and I don't think I should repeat it to my girlfriend." Ron said laughing timidly.

"Sorry I got you in trouble..." She said apologetically.

"It was worth it!" He said wiggling his eye brows.

N/F/Y: Yeah... good chapter, quiet comical after watching that 70's show eh... Mwhahaha! Keep reviewing, and thanks to those who did last week. You know who you are ï