Unfortunately I own absolutely nothing of the WWE, this is made only to cure my poor little head!! Maeve is mine though and so are the crazy ideas you'll get to see happening here......
(CUE MUSIC AND FIREWORKS)
Welocome to monday night RAW Ladies and Gentleman Live from Toronto Canada.
This is JR and King with you all evening and JR I can say without hesitation that with only 3 weeks from Wrestlemania, we're going to have one hell of a show tonight.
Absolutely correct King, We have Mr. McMahon here tonight to announce something to Eric Bishoff, We have a huge contract signing with Kane and the Jericho Highlight REEL is back.
(NO CHANCE IN HELL)
And there we go, Mr McMahon is already making his way to the ring and have you noticed how sick look the smile on his face?
Mr, McMahon is the chairman of this company and he loves his job. He knows he decides everything and if I was Eric Bischoff, I'd be worried right now......
( The audience BOOS Mr. McMahon...)
- You people have no respect for me. It's a chance I don't give a damn or someone could get heartbroken over you. But I understand, we are in Canada, you people don't understand everything that's going on, you're a little slow. But don't worry, we'll speak slowly so you'll be able to follow. Anyway, I'm not here to make fun of you people, but to call up Kane to sign his contract for his match with The Undertaker at WRESTLEMANIA.
( The crowd goes crazy, yelling and clapping)
- Oh, so you're dumd people are happy now? You wanted the Undertaker back? But when he'll be back, I know exactly what's going to happen to him. Let me tell you, Kane is going to crush him. The Undertaker was burried alive. But it was not enough so Kane will have to destroy him and then we will be rid of The Undertaker for good.
( More BOOS and then Kane's music with fireworks)
The canadians here don't seem to appreciate Mr. MacMahon's speech JR"
But of course! Who likes to be insulted in their hometown? The crowd here in toronto is always so warm and cheerful and it's Trish's hometown too King, I'm surprised you didn't mention it yet.
Ah Well! PUPPIES! There are you happy? I'll cheer her while she fights later on tonight. For now, let's focus on what Kane has to say!
- Vince! You're not here because you believe like the others that my brother is back I hope? Because I'll say it one last time, The Undertaker is DEAD! I burried him alive at Survivors Series!
- Kane, Kane, calm down. I understand how you feel and be sure that I'm the last person on earth that wants him back on my show. But a contract is a contract and it seems that he is really back. I didn't see him but I've been told. Think about this Kane: You're gonna finish your brother off on the biggest stage of all WRESTLEMANIA! I don't know for you but I think it's one hell of a opportunity no? I'll even let you choose the type of match.
- Alright then, I want him in a Hell in a Cell match. I'm gonna destroy him for good. If he's truly back, it won't be for long.
- That's the kind of attitude I was expecting from you Kane.... If the Undertaker wants to resurrect, he will see what we have to say about this....
Well, now that Kane had said what he had to say, Mr. MacMahon and he are leaving the ring.....
( All lights off and the gong of the Undertaker's music. You can see the ring beeing covered in smoke)
Look at this JR! The Boss is scared and hiding behind Kane. Do you think the Undertaker will be back tonight?
Well I don't have a clue King, I heard he will only be back at WrestleMania, maybe he will send a message to Kane tonight...
But usually you can see images of the Undertaker on the big screen but now nothing's happening...
I'm beginning to think that there's really someone playing tricks on Kane even if I would love to see the Undertaker raising from the dead...
( A Lightening struck the ring and the song Bring me to Life from Evanescence starts. People start screaming as they saw someone emerged from the smoke in the middle of the ring)
What the Hell? That's not the Undertaker's music!!! In fact it doesn't even seem to be him, That person is way to small.
Well, we never know, we have no idea who that person is because she wears a black hood covering her. But Kane seems determinate to find out because he is running to the ring.
( As Kane climbs the ropes, the silhouette raised her arms and Kane's special powers explodes with fireworks, making Kane freezes.)
WHAT? I'm getting even more confused now! Who is this? And what is he doing here?
I guess we're going to find out as a mic is being handed to her.....I just wish she would take the hood of so we can see who it is!!!
- Now you wait just a second Kane! Do you really want to attack me?
It's a girl JR! A girl has been playing tricks on Kane all along.
I can hear it's a girl King. But you don't know if she's really the one that played tricks on the sensless monster. Let's listen to what she has to say.
- I know it's been 15 years since you last saw me but don't you remember me, Uncle Kane?
Uncle Kane? What's going on here? Mr. MacMahon doesn't seem to be happy with this and is also coming back to the ring.
Well, I'm not surprise, now that he knows that this person is actually a girl, he knows he's safe to be his usual jackass.......
- That's right, it's been 15 years since you sent me away, Uncle Kane. But last week I turned 21 years-old and completed all the stages of my training. I thought it was time to come back to my GodFather....
- Now, listen to me little girl! I have no idea who you really are and what you're doing here but this is MY show and I make the decisions of who appears on my show so......
(Vince tried to push the girl out of his way but Kane was quicker than him and grab him by the throat.... The crowd is going crazy.)
- Vince! Don't you lay a hand on her. Let me tell you who she is. Ladies and Gentlemen and everyone backstage, this is my GodDaugther, the only soft spot I've got, the only sunshine in my life that I sent away 15 years ago for her own good. So she could become even more powerful than me, so she could become a devastating fighter and a master of the Dark arts.
I don't believe it! So it is true! Kane is a GodFather, that doesn't seems right in my book but didn't he said she was the only sunshine in his life? Kane having a soft spot? Could that be true?
I don't know JR, what I can't understand is who would be crazy enough to trust Kane with their baby girl???
- So, Uncle Kane aren't you happy to see me? I never believed you would forgot my birthday, the day that marked my return into the world. I've waited for this moment for 15 years! I've studied everything you wanted me to, I've mastered both the Dark and White arts, I've even found the right balance between the two that gives me that unique strength. I've become more than I ever expected, I sacrified all my youth for you Uncle Kane because you wanted me to become everything I could be. I own all of this to you Uncle Kane and all I wanted is to came back to you so you could be proud of me...
Well, this is getting confuser by seconds, is this some kind of trick or this young lady is who she says she is??
I'm not sure of anything anymore..... I just wish we could see her face, do you think she is as ugly as her Uncle?
Wait a second King, The General Manager is making his way to the ring and he doesn't seem happy.
Well, maybe it will be the first time Mr. Bishoff and Mr. McMahon will agree on something.
I don't very much on that fact but let's see, anything can happen with those three in the ring. I should say four because we don't know what that's girl up to. We don't even know her name!!!
(The girl quickly turned her head in direction of the announcers, waved at them and seemed to gave them a bright smile)
- You are absolutely right King! Let me introduce myself, my name is Maeve and it's a pleasure to meet all of you again....
What? She heard us? Wow! THAT'S WEIRD! I'll have to be careful of what I'm saying from now on.
That would be a great change from usual King, but how come she said meeting all of us again?
- Alright, alright, alright! With all respect Kane, I'd like to address to this young lady here, like Vince just said, where do you think you are? This is my show and no one informed me of your arrival and...
- SHUT UP BISHOFF!!!!!! roared Kane...... Can't you just be a gentleman and welcome her? And to answer your question ShadowLady, I haven't forgot that you were suppose to come back but with all that's happen in the past weeks I.....
- That's OK Uncle Kane, I understand, I've been following carefully all the events of the WWE wherever I've been, it felt somehow like beeing home again....
- Hello!!!! Vincent Kennedy McMahon here trying to do his business! I don't want to be rude Maeve, I'll come back to your case as soon as I'm done with Bishoff! You see, I came here to make an important announcement that would change the face of Raw forever. I've decided that Bishoff's management wasn't quite good enough for RAW! It missed something or someone to take the decisions with you. We've got Sheriff Austin to preserve the law but still, something is missing. I've come to realise that what we need is a feminine touch to our show.
- WHAT!!!! MR. McMahon! You can't be serious! Are you saying I'm fired? I didn't mean I could kick your ass I was just playing to impress and it was so long ago and.....
- Enough Bishoff! You're wasting your time, my time, Kane's time and most iimportantly RAW's time. Calm down, you're not fired and Stone Cold will not take your place. What I've decided is, since I owned a favor to Kane for getting rid of Taker for me and he never called it in, I'm going to make this young Lady here a part of our show, she is going to become your new co-General Manager, from now on and if you're not happy with that Bishoff you can join the KISS MY ASS CLUB! That's what I decided.......
( Mr. McMahon hands out his hand to Kane who delightly shakes it and then to Maeve who still hadn't took off her hood. Eric Bishoff is speechless as he checks Vince leave the arena.)
- A new co- General Manager? What an unexpected show ladies and Gentlemens... What's to come next?
- Well, Bishoff, I think it's time you shake hands with ShadowLady too, don't you think? You're going to work closely with her now, and NEVER forget that I'll never be far so don't try anything sneaky with her or...........
( Kane raised his hands and fireworks exploded once again making Eric jumped in fear and Maeve to burst in laughing)
- No need to get agressive Kane, I've got it. Anyway, I've done a lot of things in my life but have you ever see me beeing mean to a lady? That's not my style.
- Oh, not your style?? I remember a time where you've been pretty mean to Lita, you've fired her just for your own pleasure what? 2-3 times? I'd like to say it's an honor to work with you Eric but it's not. Besides Uncle Kane, I'm old enough to take care of myself now I don't need your protection anymore. This is going to be one hell of a ride, 3 weeks only from Wrestlemania, we have lots to talk about partner but first of all I need to catch up with my uncle so if you would excuse me......
( Maeve's music started out again and Kane grabbed her in his arms to sit her on his shoulder and then get out of the ring..... smiling!)
Ladies and Gentlemen we'll cut to a commercial break and when we'll come back we hope to learn more about this....
God! What an umbelievable show!
( Commercial break, off air. Backstage)
- Maeve! What a wonderful surprise! Why haven't you told me you were back? And more, how come you didn't tell me you were going to work on the show?
- Well, I've been in touch with Mr.McMahon for about a month now. He's the one who's got the idea, WrestleMania's theme is where it all begins again so he wants to start things fresh with a whole new show!
- Yes Kane, that was my idea and it's been really hard to keep the secrets from the Medias and especially from you, but it was worth it. Plus, the fans had no idea how it would turn out and they seemed delighted. This young Lady here has a wonderful imagination and I'm sure everything will be fine she has come with great ideas to improve RAW and even Bishoff thought it was a great idea even if they won't get along on air. It will also give you a reason to soften up a bit, people got tired of you beeing a monster....
- Well I'm impressed Vince, thank you very much, I really missed my little ShadowLady...
- How come I've been upgraded from Shadow Princess to ShadowLady Uncle Kane? Not that I'm complaining or anything....
- Look at you! You're a woman now, you're not my little girl anymore. You're totally grown up. Where do you live at? Have you got your own place now?
- Well, yes! I've got my own appartment in Québec city, if there's a place I really feel like home besides on WWE it's there. You know Mom was born in Canada. It's going to be so funny messing around with La Resistance in French. But I can't say too much about the next shows or I'll blow the surprises.
- I can see that things are going to be fine here, I'm heading out now, Maeve you know what to do next.
- Of course, Mr.McMahon, thanks again and I will do justice to your trust.
- I have no doubt about it. Welcome aboard!
( Vince heads out to his limousine leaving Kane and Maeve to catch up. End of the commercial break. We can see the set for the Highlight Reel on stage and Jericho already sitting there with his Mic.)
Welcome back everyone, thanks for joining us and for those who haven't see what just happened before the break, we got a new Co-General Manager who happens to be a young 21 years old Lady.
Plus JR, don't forget to specify the most disturbing fact of all, this Maeve happens to be Kane's GodDaughter and he said she was the sunshine in his life and that he missed her while she was gone.... It's a side of Kane I never though I'd see..
I can't wait to see how she will manage to work with Bishoff and all the Superstars in this company..
I don't think it's gonna be a problem JR, everyone knows that Kane will never be far so she's got fear on her side...
I just hope she's not going to be such a monster as her Uncle..
You're right but what I'd really like to know is what does she looks like? Why is she wearing a black Hood? My guess is that she looks just like her Uncle and she doesn't want us to see how ugly she looks....
- Alright everyone! You've been dying for the Highlight Reel to come back and so have I. Well tonight on this exceptionnel night, you've been giving what you ask for: ME, Chris Jericho!! You Canadians don't deserve such an honor but here I am, and tonight my guest is.....
( Shattered Glass, Stone Cold' music and the Sheriff arriving on his Atv. Jericho doesn't look too happy about this.)
- Now you wait a second you little son of a bitch! You're here all dressed up in your purple boots (WHAT) with your little glimmering shirt, (WHAT) the mic in your hands, (WHAT) blabbering about who your guest will be tonight. (WHAT) But let me tell you something Jericho, (WHAT)
- Oh Come on Steve! What do you want? Can't you just let me do my show without interuppting?
- If you don't want to get your ass whooped you better shut up Chris! I've said it before I like your stupid show but tonight it's going to go my way. (WHAT) Something has come up and it's our duty to talk about it (WHAT) so tonight your guest is going to be the new RAW Co-General Manager (WHAT) And that's the bottom line because STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN said so.....
- Well I..... You know what Steve? For once I'm not going to argue with because I actually agree with you. That's a damn good idea, so Miss ShadowLady, if you would honor us with your presence....
( Maeve's music starts and she makes her way to the ring, still wearing her hood. Kane's following her but remains on the back his arms folded just to make sure evryone knows he's there. Stone Cold smiles and take a seat.)
- Wait Steve! What do you think you're doing? You're not invinted.
- Pardon me? ( He raises from his chair) You don't want Stone Cold Steve Austin on your stupid little show but you're asking him to give you a stunner? Is that what you're saying?
- Uh! No, I meant please take a seat......
- That sounds better, now do your thing....
( Maeve climbs the ring and comes right to Jericho's face, taking the mic from him. Stone Cold's smile widen even more)
- First of all Chris, aren't from Canada yourself? So what gives you the right to insult all of these people? I've had enough of Canadians bashing. If you must know, I was born in Canada and I'm proud of it, so all your dirty talk is over. Second of all, I've been wanting to tell you for a really long time how much I think you're the biggest Jackass of time....
( Jericho looks outraged and is handed a new mic.)
- Did you really said what I think you just said?
- You heard me right. However, in the past few weeks I've seen you go in a totally different way. I've come to the conclusion that you've changed, thanks to Trish Stratus, and now I think that you've become a respectable man. This shows how much women do for you men!
- Well, I.... Thanks I guess. I wouldn't want to start wrong with you since you're my new boss and all. Please take a seat next to Steve. I guess the question everyone wants to know is how come we never heard that Kane had a GodDaughter? I mean he never talked about you or anything.
- It's pretty simple to understand Chris, no one, even Kane, likes to be reminded of painful memories and believe me, it's very painful to be separated from the ones you love. Plus, you've all met me before, I've basically been raised on the WWE until I was 6 and sent away. You just don't remember the little girl that used to run everywhere backstage that's all.
I do remember now, Kane used to bring his little girl with him to every show, she was so intelligent and almost everyone fell in love with her.
You mean the adorable little red haired girl? No way she could be ugly now. Why doesn't she take her hood off then?
Would you stop about that King? You're getting on my nerves.
I just want to see what she looks like, is that a crime?
I better not make any comments about that King!
- I was not prepared for an interview with you Miss, I didn't even knew you existed until you appeared earlier....
- Chris, I think that what everyone really wants to know about this young Lady, it's so simple even you could have thought of it, is is she the one thats has sent all this messages to Kane about beeing back or was it really the Undertaker?
- Of course Steve! You stole the words right of my mouth! So, Maeve, were those messages your doings? Were you the one coming back or is it related to The Undertaker?
- Let's say it's been part of my doing. Yes, I was sending messages of my coming back to my Uncle but The Undertaker will definitely rise from the dead at WrestleMania. Why has he chose to make contact with me, only time will tell, but what I can tell you is that I'm not surprised. You must know that The Undertaker is Kane's brother so he's as good as my family so I guess it's normal that he chose me to tell the world of his come back. Kane has mastered the element of fire and can use it as he wishes and Taker can uses the Light and it's not the first time that he'll be back from the dead. But, me, I've mastered all the elements and Taker must know that I've become even more powerful than both of them. No offense Uncle Kane, after all that's what you wanted....
- So The Undertaker will really be back to avenge on his brother Kane?
- How the Hell am I suppose to know his intentions? He didn't tell me Dumbass! The only thing I know is that I'll definitely accompany Kane on the ring to see for my self Taker's return. It's going to be one huge event! Are you done now? I have other stuff to do you know.
- One last thing if you don't mind...What everyone would really like to see now is your face. Could you take your hood off?
- Hum..... Is that really what you people want to see?
( The crowd is going crazy)
- Alright then, I know for sure that King's going to be happy about it......
( A " Take it off" chant begins. Maeve smiles and took the hood off. We can see a green -eyes, curly red haired girl with a bright smile. Everyone cheers and Stone Cold got up and called for some beers)
- Jericho, now get the Hell out of here you don't deserve to celebrate with us in this Beer Bash.
- Why not Steve?
- Because I said so!
( Jericho leaves unhappily and Stone Cold hands a beer to Maeve, somehow expecting her to refuse it. She took it, smiling and then cheers with the Sheriff and drank it all even asking for a second one. So, instead of ending up Stunned by the rattle snake, he shook hand with her and got surprised when she huged him.)
Wow! Have you ever see the Rattle Snake beeing hugged by someone JR!?
I don't think so but it's a great change. I believe things are definitely going to get better around here.
I couldn't say better myself, besides she's not ugly at all....
Oh god! You never stop do you?
Not If I can help it! Look, he's even offering her a ride on his ATV backstage.
We gotta go to another break, we'll see you right after.....
To be continued as Meave will appear on Smackdown as a guest.......
(CUE MUSIC AND FIREWORKS)
Welocome to monday night RAW Ladies and Gentleman Live from Toronto Canada.
This is JR and King with you all evening and JR I can say without hesitation that with only 3 weeks from Wrestlemania, we're going to have one hell of a show tonight.
Absolutely correct King, We have Mr. McMahon here tonight to announce something to Eric Bishoff, We have a huge contract signing with Kane and the Jericho Highlight REEL is back.
(NO CHANCE IN HELL)
And there we go, Mr McMahon is already making his way to the ring and have you noticed how sick look the smile on his face?
Mr, McMahon is the chairman of this company and he loves his job. He knows he decides everything and if I was Eric Bischoff, I'd be worried right now......
( The audience BOOS Mr. McMahon...)
- You people have no respect for me. It's a chance I don't give a damn or someone could get heartbroken over you. But I understand, we are in Canada, you people don't understand everything that's going on, you're a little slow. But don't worry, we'll speak slowly so you'll be able to follow. Anyway, I'm not here to make fun of you people, but to call up Kane to sign his contract for his match with The Undertaker at WRESTLEMANIA.
( The crowd goes crazy, yelling and clapping)
- Oh, so you're dumd people are happy now? You wanted the Undertaker back? But when he'll be back, I know exactly what's going to happen to him. Let me tell you, Kane is going to crush him. The Undertaker was burried alive. But it was not enough so Kane will have to destroy him and then we will be rid of The Undertaker for good.
( More BOOS and then Kane's music with fireworks)
The canadians here don't seem to appreciate Mr. MacMahon's speech JR"
But of course! Who likes to be insulted in their hometown? The crowd here in toronto is always so warm and cheerful and it's Trish's hometown too King, I'm surprised you didn't mention it yet.
Ah Well! PUPPIES! There are you happy? I'll cheer her while she fights later on tonight. For now, let's focus on what Kane has to say!
- Vince! You're not here because you believe like the others that my brother is back I hope? Because I'll say it one last time, The Undertaker is DEAD! I burried him alive at Survivors Series!
- Kane, Kane, calm down. I understand how you feel and be sure that I'm the last person on earth that wants him back on my show. But a contract is a contract and it seems that he is really back. I didn't see him but I've been told. Think about this Kane: You're gonna finish your brother off on the biggest stage of all WRESTLEMANIA! I don't know for you but I think it's one hell of a opportunity no? I'll even let you choose the type of match.
- Alright then, I want him in a Hell in a Cell match. I'm gonna destroy him for good. If he's truly back, it won't be for long.
- That's the kind of attitude I was expecting from you Kane.... If the Undertaker wants to resurrect, he will see what we have to say about this....
Well, now that Kane had said what he had to say, Mr. MacMahon and he are leaving the ring.....
( All lights off and the gong of the Undertaker's music. You can see the ring beeing covered in smoke)
Look at this JR! The Boss is scared and hiding behind Kane. Do you think the Undertaker will be back tonight?
Well I don't have a clue King, I heard he will only be back at WrestleMania, maybe he will send a message to Kane tonight...
But usually you can see images of the Undertaker on the big screen but now nothing's happening...
I'm beginning to think that there's really someone playing tricks on Kane even if I would love to see the Undertaker raising from the dead...
( A Lightening struck the ring and the song Bring me to Life from Evanescence starts. People start screaming as they saw someone emerged from the smoke in the middle of the ring)
What the Hell? That's not the Undertaker's music!!! In fact it doesn't even seem to be him, That person is way to small.
Well, we never know, we have no idea who that person is because she wears a black hood covering her. But Kane seems determinate to find out because he is running to the ring.
( As Kane climbs the ropes, the silhouette raised her arms and Kane's special powers explodes with fireworks, making Kane freezes.)
WHAT? I'm getting even more confused now! Who is this? And what is he doing here?
I guess we're going to find out as a mic is being handed to her.....I just wish she would take the hood of so we can see who it is!!!
- Now you wait just a second Kane! Do you really want to attack me?
It's a girl JR! A girl has been playing tricks on Kane all along.
I can hear it's a girl King. But you don't know if she's really the one that played tricks on the sensless monster. Let's listen to what she has to say.
- I know it's been 15 years since you last saw me but don't you remember me, Uncle Kane?
Uncle Kane? What's going on here? Mr. MacMahon doesn't seem to be happy with this and is also coming back to the ring.
Well, I'm not surprise, now that he knows that this person is actually a girl, he knows he's safe to be his usual jackass.......
- That's right, it's been 15 years since you sent me away, Uncle Kane. But last week I turned 21 years-old and completed all the stages of my training. I thought it was time to come back to my GodFather....
- Now, listen to me little girl! I have no idea who you really are and what you're doing here but this is MY show and I make the decisions of who appears on my show so......
(Vince tried to push the girl out of his way but Kane was quicker than him and grab him by the throat.... The crowd is going crazy.)
- Vince! Don't you lay a hand on her. Let me tell you who she is. Ladies and Gentlemen and everyone backstage, this is my GodDaugther, the only soft spot I've got, the only sunshine in my life that I sent away 15 years ago for her own good. So she could become even more powerful than me, so she could become a devastating fighter and a master of the Dark arts.
I don't believe it! So it is true! Kane is a GodFather, that doesn't seems right in my book but didn't he said she was the only sunshine in his life? Kane having a soft spot? Could that be true?
I don't know JR, what I can't understand is who would be crazy enough to trust Kane with their baby girl???
- So, Uncle Kane aren't you happy to see me? I never believed you would forgot my birthday, the day that marked my return into the world. I've waited for this moment for 15 years! I've studied everything you wanted me to, I've mastered both the Dark and White arts, I've even found the right balance between the two that gives me that unique strength. I've become more than I ever expected, I sacrified all my youth for you Uncle Kane because you wanted me to become everything I could be. I own all of this to you Uncle Kane and all I wanted is to came back to you so you could be proud of me...
Well, this is getting confuser by seconds, is this some kind of trick or this young lady is who she says she is??
I'm not sure of anything anymore..... I just wish we could see her face, do you think she is as ugly as her Uncle?
Wait a second King, The General Manager is making his way to the ring and he doesn't seem happy.
Well, maybe it will be the first time Mr. Bishoff and Mr. McMahon will agree on something.
I don't very much on that fact but let's see, anything can happen with those three in the ring. I should say four because we don't know what that's girl up to. We don't even know her name!!!
(The girl quickly turned her head in direction of the announcers, waved at them and seemed to gave them a bright smile)
- You are absolutely right King! Let me introduce myself, my name is Maeve and it's a pleasure to meet all of you again....
What? She heard us? Wow! THAT'S WEIRD! I'll have to be careful of what I'm saying from now on.
That would be a great change from usual King, but how come she said meeting all of us again?
- Alright, alright, alright! With all respect Kane, I'd like to address to this young lady here, like Vince just said, where do you think you are? This is my show and no one informed me of your arrival and...
- SHUT UP BISHOFF!!!!!! roared Kane...... Can't you just be a gentleman and welcome her? And to answer your question ShadowLady, I haven't forgot that you were suppose to come back but with all that's happen in the past weeks I.....
- That's OK Uncle Kane, I understand, I've been following carefully all the events of the WWE wherever I've been, it felt somehow like beeing home again....
- Hello!!!! Vincent Kennedy McMahon here trying to do his business! I don't want to be rude Maeve, I'll come back to your case as soon as I'm done with Bishoff! You see, I came here to make an important announcement that would change the face of Raw forever. I've decided that Bishoff's management wasn't quite good enough for RAW! It missed something or someone to take the decisions with you. We've got Sheriff Austin to preserve the law but still, something is missing. I've come to realise that what we need is a feminine touch to our show.
- WHAT!!!! MR. McMahon! You can't be serious! Are you saying I'm fired? I didn't mean I could kick your ass I was just playing to impress and it was so long ago and.....
- Enough Bishoff! You're wasting your time, my time, Kane's time and most iimportantly RAW's time. Calm down, you're not fired and Stone Cold will not take your place. What I've decided is, since I owned a favor to Kane for getting rid of Taker for me and he never called it in, I'm going to make this young Lady here a part of our show, she is going to become your new co-General Manager, from now on and if you're not happy with that Bishoff you can join the KISS MY ASS CLUB! That's what I decided.......
( Mr. McMahon hands out his hand to Kane who delightly shakes it and then to Maeve who still hadn't took off her hood. Eric Bishoff is speechless as he checks Vince leave the arena.)
- A new co- General Manager? What an unexpected show ladies and Gentlemens... What's to come next?
- Well, Bishoff, I think it's time you shake hands with ShadowLady too, don't you think? You're going to work closely with her now, and NEVER forget that I'll never be far so don't try anything sneaky with her or...........
( Kane raised his hands and fireworks exploded once again making Eric jumped in fear and Maeve to burst in laughing)
- No need to get agressive Kane, I've got it. Anyway, I've done a lot of things in my life but have you ever see me beeing mean to a lady? That's not my style.
- Oh, not your style?? I remember a time where you've been pretty mean to Lita, you've fired her just for your own pleasure what? 2-3 times? I'd like to say it's an honor to work with you Eric but it's not. Besides Uncle Kane, I'm old enough to take care of myself now I don't need your protection anymore. This is going to be one hell of a ride, 3 weeks only from Wrestlemania, we have lots to talk about partner but first of all I need to catch up with my uncle so if you would excuse me......
( Maeve's music started out again and Kane grabbed her in his arms to sit her on his shoulder and then get out of the ring..... smiling!)
Ladies and Gentlemen we'll cut to a commercial break and when we'll come back we hope to learn more about this....
God! What an umbelievable show!
( Commercial break, off air. Backstage)
- Maeve! What a wonderful surprise! Why haven't you told me you were back? And more, how come you didn't tell me you were going to work on the show?
- Well, I've been in touch with Mr.McMahon for about a month now. He's the one who's got the idea, WrestleMania's theme is where it all begins again so he wants to start things fresh with a whole new show!
- Yes Kane, that was my idea and it's been really hard to keep the secrets from the Medias and especially from you, but it was worth it. Plus, the fans had no idea how it would turn out and they seemed delighted. This young Lady here has a wonderful imagination and I'm sure everything will be fine she has come with great ideas to improve RAW and even Bishoff thought it was a great idea even if they won't get along on air. It will also give you a reason to soften up a bit, people got tired of you beeing a monster....
- Well I'm impressed Vince, thank you very much, I really missed my little ShadowLady...
- How come I've been upgraded from Shadow Princess to ShadowLady Uncle Kane? Not that I'm complaining or anything....
- Look at you! You're a woman now, you're not my little girl anymore. You're totally grown up. Where do you live at? Have you got your own place now?
- Well, yes! I've got my own appartment in Québec city, if there's a place I really feel like home besides on WWE it's there. You know Mom was born in Canada. It's going to be so funny messing around with La Resistance in French. But I can't say too much about the next shows or I'll blow the surprises.
- I can see that things are going to be fine here, I'm heading out now, Maeve you know what to do next.
- Of course, Mr.McMahon, thanks again and I will do justice to your trust.
- I have no doubt about it. Welcome aboard!
( Vince heads out to his limousine leaving Kane and Maeve to catch up. End of the commercial break. We can see the set for the Highlight Reel on stage and Jericho already sitting there with his Mic.)
Welcome back everyone, thanks for joining us and for those who haven't see what just happened before the break, we got a new Co-General Manager who happens to be a young 21 years old Lady.
Plus JR, don't forget to specify the most disturbing fact of all, this Maeve happens to be Kane's GodDaughter and he said she was the sunshine in his life and that he missed her while she was gone.... It's a side of Kane I never though I'd see..
I can't wait to see how she will manage to work with Bishoff and all the Superstars in this company..
I don't think it's gonna be a problem JR, everyone knows that Kane will never be far so she's got fear on her side...
I just hope she's not going to be such a monster as her Uncle..
You're right but what I'd really like to know is what does she looks like? Why is she wearing a black Hood? My guess is that she looks just like her Uncle and she doesn't want us to see how ugly she looks....
- Alright everyone! You've been dying for the Highlight Reel to come back and so have I. Well tonight on this exceptionnel night, you've been giving what you ask for: ME, Chris Jericho!! You Canadians don't deserve such an honor but here I am, and tonight my guest is.....
( Shattered Glass, Stone Cold' music and the Sheriff arriving on his Atv. Jericho doesn't look too happy about this.)
- Now you wait a second you little son of a bitch! You're here all dressed up in your purple boots (WHAT) with your little glimmering shirt, (WHAT) the mic in your hands, (WHAT) blabbering about who your guest will be tonight. (WHAT) But let me tell you something Jericho, (WHAT)
- Oh Come on Steve! What do you want? Can't you just let me do my show without interuppting?
- If you don't want to get your ass whooped you better shut up Chris! I've said it before I like your stupid show but tonight it's going to go my way. (WHAT) Something has come up and it's our duty to talk about it (WHAT) so tonight your guest is going to be the new RAW Co-General Manager (WHAT) And that's the bottom line because STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN said so.....
- Well I..... You know what Steve? For once I'm not going to argue with because I actually agree with you. That's a damn good idea, so Miss ShadowLady, if you would honor us with your presence....
( Maeve's music starts and she makes her way to the ring, still wearing her hood. Kane's following her but remains on the back his arms folded just to make sure evryone knows he's there. Stone Cold smiles and take a seat.)
- Wait Steve! What do you think you're doing? You're not invinted.
- Pardon me? ( He raises from his chair) You don't want Stone Cold Steve Austin on your stupid little show but you're asking him to give you a stunner? Is that what you're saying?
- Uh! No, I meant please take a seat......
- That sounds better, now do your thing....
( Maeve climbs the ring and comes right to Jericho's face, taking the mic from him. Stone Cold's smile widen even more)
- First of all Chris, aren't from Canada yourself? So what gives you the right to insult all of these people? I've had enough of Canadians bashing. If you must know, I was born in Canada and I'm proud of it, so all your dirty talk is over. Second of all, I've been wanting to tell you for a really long time how much I think you're the biggest Jackass of time....
( Jericho looks outraged and is handed a new mic.)
- Did you really said what I think you just said?
- You heard me right. However, in the past few weeks I've seen you go in a totally different way. I've come to the conclusion that you've changed, thanks to Trish Stratus, and now I think that you've become a respectable man. This shows how much women do for you men!
- Well, I.... Thanks I guess. I wouldn't want to start wrong with you since you're my new boss and all. Please take a seat next to Steve. I guess the question everyone wants to know is how come we never heard that Kane had a GodDaughter? I mean he never talked about you or anything.
- It's pretty simple to understand Chris, no one, even Kane, likes to be reminded of painful memories and believe me, it's very painful to be separated from the ones you love. Plus, you've all met me before, I've basically been raised on the WWE until I was 6 and sent away. You just don't remember the little girl that used to run everywhere backstage that's all.
I do remember now, Kane used to bring his little girl with him to every show, she was so intelligent and almost everyone fell in love with her.
You mean the adorable little red haired girl? No way she could be ugly now. Why doesn't she take her hood off then?
Would you stop about that King? You're getting on my nerves.
I just want to see what she looks like, is that a crime?
I better not make any comments about that King!
- I was not prepared for an interview with you Miss, I didn't even knew you existed until you appeared earlier....
- Chris, I think that what everyone really wants to know about this young Lady, it's so simple even you could have thought of it, is is she the one thats has sent all this messages to Kane about beeing back or was it really the Undertaker?
- Of course Steve! You stole the words right of my mouth! So, Maeve, were those messages your doings? Were you the one coming back or is it related to The Undertaker?
- Let's say it's been part of my doing. Yes, I was sending messages of my coming back to my Uncle but The Undertaker will definitely rise from the dead at WrestleMania. Why has he chose to make contact with me, only time will tell, but what I can tell you is that I'm not surprised. You must know that The Undertaker is Kane's brother so he's as good as my family so I guess it's normal that he chose me to tell the world of his come back. Kane has mastered the element of fire and can use it as he wishes and Taker can uses the Light and it's not the first time that he'll be back from the dead. But, me, I've mastered all the elements and Taker must know that I've become even more powerful than both of them. No offense Uncle Kane, after all that's what you wanted....
- So The Undertaker will really be back to avenge on his brother Kane?
- How the Hell am I suppose to know his intentions? He didn't tell me Dumbass! The only thing I know is that I'll definitely accompany Kane on the ring to see for my self Taker's return. It's going to be one huge event! Are you done now? I have other stuff to do you know.
- One last thing if you don't mind...What everyone would really like to see now is your face. Could you take your hood off?
- Hum..... Is that really what you people want to see?
( The crowd is going crazy)
- Alright then, I know for sure that King's going to be happy about it......
( A " Take it off" chant begins. Maeve smiles and took the hood off. We can see a green -eyes, curly red haired girl with a bright smile. Everyone cheers and Stone Cold got up and called for some beers)
- Jericho, now get the Hell out of here you don't deserve to celebrate with us in this Beer Bash.
- Why not Steve?
- Because I said so!
( Jericho leaves unhappily and Stone Cold hands a beer to Maeve, somehow expecting her to refuse it. She took it, smiling and then cheers with the Sheriff and drank it all even asking for a second one. So, instead of ending up Stunned by the rattle snake, he shook hand with her and got surprised when she huged him.)
Wow! Have you ever see the Rattle Snake beeing hugged by someone JR!?
I don't think so but it's a great change. I believe things are definitely going to get better around here.
I couldn't say better myself, besides she's not ugly at all....
Oh god! You never stop do you?
Not If I can help it! Look, he's even offering her a ride on his ATV backstage.
We gotta go to another break, we'll see you right after.....
To be continued as Meave will appear on Smackdown as a guest.......