Hey! here. is. next. chap. ter.
Disclaimer: Don't own nothing. Wished to own something YGO.
Beware: There's going to be some disturbing language and "sex talk". This is a YAOI fic, so all ya'll haters F-OFF! Those who like it, welcome. The main couples are Jou/Seto, minor: Y/YY, R/B, M/M, H/O. There might be some Anzu bashing so sorry to some who likes her (don't know why though.)
SIGNS:
talk :ppl talking in jou's head
talk :Ryou talking
talk :Bakura talking/cursing
Chapter 6
"Mr. Jou? Are you alright?!" Miss Psyche asked very concern.
Jou groan as his head had hit the floor when he fell. But that did measure to the mental pain he'll be getting for the rest of his young life.
"Uh. Yeah. 'm ok, Miz. P." He grumbled as he picked up his chair and sit back, keeping his embarrassed and shocked face down. "Jus slipped, dat's all."
"Are you sure? Do you need to go check the nurse?" she looked at him closely to see if he has any injuries. "I could write you a note and-"
"No, no, jus get back ta yer teachin' and I'll be ok." he said, trying to wave her off, adding a smile to convince her.
She gave him a small frown but nodded and turn back to the board. Jou just sighed again and put his head down on the desk.
Maybe if I suffocate right now, no one will notice me died.
Just as he was planning out his suicide he found another note on his desk. He picked it up and read it. It was from Ryou.
JOU! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? WHAT HAPPENED THERE? -RYOU-
Jou picked up his own pencil and wrote a response back to him and passed it.
YEAH. I'M OK. JUST GOT A SHOCK. BETTER NOW. -JOU-
He didn't seem to believed it as easily as Miss. Psyche and continue to push him.
ARE YOU SURE? YOU DIDN'T LOOK OK. IT WAS LIKE YOU WERE SCARED. -RYOU-
he passed.
BELIEVE ME. IT WAS A SHOCKING DISCOVERY. -JOU-
he wrote back and ended the paper-passing conversation. Ryou understood it and nodded that he won't ask anymore and concentrated back on the teacher. But that's what it looks like he's doing.
Now that that little distraction is over, we can continue with or little deal? Bakura's voice came through Jou's mind as if he were talking to him.
Uh...and that would be for what? again? Bakura asked a little nervous. He had hoped him devious yami has forgotten, since he has a tendency to forget.
Now don't try to escape, little Hikari. Bakura growled lightly. When it comes to dealings that involves things that...interests me, I always remember. And I always collect. ALWAYS.
Crap. Ryou quietly cursed.
Jou felt his jaw hitting his desk. He never heard the soft white teen curse much less say a bad thing in all the time he known the teen. (and if there is proof that he did, eh.)
Ah ah ah, no dirty talking until we really get down to business. Bakura said in playful tone. As you were saying, the deal was that if I were to 'quit killing', you would trade me?
Ryou gave another small sigh before he answered,You're choice in what toy to use with my body.
There was a few seconds of Bakura laughing joyfully before Ryou hastily added, TONIGHT!
Jou shivered at the laugh and Bakura paused on his laugh to whine in disappointment.
Aww, why don't we start on it now? he complained in childish way.
Jou could practically picture the feared yami crossing his arms and pouting like a little child who didn't get what he want. It was a chilling thought.
Brr. At least I'm not hot no more.
Bakura! We can't just do it now! I have class! Ryou shouted back.
So? Why can't you just excused yourself to the restroom and we can do it, huh? the yami continue to press. You did it last time.
Jou eyes widen.
I remember that day! I thought he was sick!
"Now who would like to come up and write an explanation to go against this thesis?" Miss. Psyche asked and look at the class.
"Oh, God. I can't believe it!" Jou said groan aloud, covering his hand over his face.
"That's the spirit, Mr. Jonouchi!" Miss. Psyche cheered happily pointing her chalk at him. "Come up to the board and write a reason that you think should go against this."
"Wha-I didn't. Aww." He groaned aloud and trudge up to the board.
There were some giggles as he walk up to the black board and took the chalk from the teacher.
What's so funny? Did I did something stupid already? They can a least hint what I did wrong.
Then he look up and read the statement.
George W. Bush, president of America has declare NO GAY MARRIAGE as a law in the US. Should we also follow their law?
Oh. Shit.
"Now, Mr. Jonouchi, would you please share us what you're reason to appose this?" Miss. Psyche ask, her face very eager to see what he'll write. "Go on, take your time."
Jou inwardly groan again and lifted up the chalk. He took a while before he thought of something simple to answer but a couple of other statements kept popping up his head.
Well? Have you picked out which you'll use yet? Ryou ask curiously. I want to be prepare for the night of fun.
Hmm... That a good question, little Hikari." Bakura said as if it were a trick question. and hummed. I don't know. What types of verities do I have?
Let me see. There's always the classics. Ryou said as if it were a ingredients. We can always use the good ol' bondage and blindfold.
Mmm. Sounds interesting. He purred on excitement. Anything else we can use to go with it?
Of course we can't forget Mr. Whip. Remember? It was first toy I got to play with. Ryou growled in a sexy way to him that got Jou nearly blushing.
IGNORE. IGNORE. IGNORE.
How can I ever forget that, babe? It was the I got you screaming for me that the neighbors have to call the cops cause they thought I was killing you. Haha. Bakura laughed evilly.
Mm-hm. And it took me nearly an hour to explain to them I was just practicing for a play. Ryou retorted with a bit of exasperation.
GOOD TIMES! GOOD TIMES!
Yeah, it was. Wanna do it again tonight?
Jou scraped the board with the chalk, messing up a word, and banged his head on it.
"Hell." he grumbled.
"Is there something a matter, Mr. Jou?" Miss. Psyche's voice finally came to his ears. "Are you finished?"
"Huh? Well, Miz. P, I uh-"
"It's alright, Mr. Jonouchi. You don't have to write it very long. What you already written is just great enough." she said, beaming at him. "I think I'll give you extra credit for your little example. Thank you very much for showing us your opinion. You may take you seat."
"Uh, sure?" Jou said and walk back to his seat, bemused.
There were some more chatter and giggling as he walk back.
What the fuck are they laughing at?!
Jou fumed silently at his seat. Then another note was passed to him.
WOW, JOU. I'M SURPRISE IN YOU. I WOULDN'T THAT HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT LAW LIKE THAT. GOOD FOR YOU ! -RYOU-
"Huh?" that's when he finally look up and his jaw contacting the wooden surface of his desk for the second time today.
OMFG! WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?!?!
Well, he wasn't really thinking like himself today. Other's keep coming in and help him.
For those who are curious about the board, it reads: To my opinion, I believe that same sex-marriages are FUN and it SOUND INTERESTING. I don't think we should follow Bush's law just becuase he doesn't know how it feels to be SCREAMING 'GOOD TIMES' or asking the same sex AGAIN TONIGHT?-
The rest was cut off when he banged his head on the board.
How the hell could I have written that?! Don't answer that. FUCK!
Oh, Jou! I'm so proud of you today. I can't wait to share opinion with you when I introduce the next subject of same sex animal reproduction. Ooh, goodie. Miss. Psyche squealed in excitement and was almost floating as she continue her lesson.
Jou slammed his face on the wooden surface of his desk for about the millionth time today (still counting) in embarrassment.
Why! WHY ME, GOD DAMMIT?!
"Please have mercy of my soul and end this class now." he prayed.
Sadly if that wish was fulfilled then this won't make a good story now wouldn't it?
What's wrong with the dog?
Dunno. Maybe he's just exhausted with the gay train? (got that from friend)
Humpt. Whatever. He needs to get laid. Bakura said it as though he were a professor and said something intelligent. And specking of getting laid...
So, would the choice be whip & bondages, game: Bad Boy? Ryou ask as if he's selling different types of products.
Hmm. Nah. I think I feel a little frisky today. What you got for that.
Does he has to sound as if he's a customer who's actually interested in buying?!
Oooh. If you're interested in that, he said in a sexual voice people use to lure their buyers to buy. Then how about the handcuffs with the with feathers. We can play Cops & Robbers.
MMMmmm. That'll be loads fun.
Yup and you can be the integrator and use your gun on me.
My darling, I would love to 'integrate' you, with my gun, he started.
So you wanna play, copper?
Sadly, I'll like to save it for later. he finished.
ARG! Will he just choose and shut the hell up? Oh no, what am I saying?! I'm losing my mind!
Aww. You seem very picky today, yami. Ryou made a sound that might be a grunt or a pout. Well we can always play Nurse & Doctor.
Jou lifted a curious brow. Nurse and Doctor?
Now THAT is a game I'm willing to play. The darker white-haired altar ego agreed with satisfaction. Will you be wearing that cute little nurse uniform with the very VERY short skirt?
Only for you, honey.
Hotdog! Why wait for tonight when we can do it now?!
You know how my grades are important to me. How about we go at it after my talk with Jou? is that ok? he asked in a baby voice.
Hmpt.
Awww. Don't be like that, honey, what do you say if I let you use this nifty new toy I got today?
Hummm. What is it? he ask, curious to know what it was.
What's so 'nifty'?
It's this new dildo that not only throbs, vibrates, expands, and comes equipped with hands free features,...
Yeah?
It also sings a choice of five popular tunes.
............OO;
cool, huh?
Hmm. 5 tunes?
So, what do you say to that?
Hurry up talking to the dog so we can use that toy till we need to get a new one!
The bell ringed.
"Ok, class dismiss. We'll continue this discussion tomorrow." Miss Psyche said as she erase the board. "And tomorrow we'll talk about a new exciting topic."
The class got up, pack their things and go to eat their lunch.
Jou was the only one who was still in his seat. He had this haunted look on his face, his mouth slightly agape.
What wrong with the dog?
"Jou? Jou! You ok?" Ryou ask, shaking his shoulders slightly.
Jou just turn his head to the innocent-looking white-haired albino, grab his things silently, got up then ran away as fast as he can, screaming.
"AAAaaaAAAaaaHHHhhhHHH!!!!!!"
The little hikari just stood there, staring after his screaming friend.
What's his problem?
Who cares? Let try out that new music stick!
how was that?
THANKING REVIEWERS:
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