A/N: Okay, I'm gonna try and be humorous in this chapter... Well at the Logan, Bishop and Remy part mostly. Hope it works. Here are the reviewer Responses
Lady Farevay: Your very helpful. I thank you. I still need more info... I might have to make things up if I have to.
Scoobyd0530: Don't worry this is not a cliff hanger :).You'll actually sent me a copy of Cajun Spice? I think I'm gonna cry... lol. Thanks for reading.
DemonicGambit: Long time I haven't heard from you ey? I'm gonna disappoint ya cuz there won't be a new chap for a month. Hehe.
ishandahalf: Nope, they didn't kill Rem. Instead, they'll tourter him with thier lecture...
Orion Kohaishu: Hehe, Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Star-of-Chaos: But there will be a lecture. Hehe...
enchantedlight: Yes, Rogue stick up for Remy once again. She wripped those dudes a-er... lol.
roguewannabe29: Family... Business... New Orleans? Sure this is not thieving? Thanks for the R&R
DemonRogue13: Thanks and no biggie.
NctrnlBst: Thanks. But next chapt will take a month before its up.
Chapter 9: No more Talking!!
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Kitty was in the rec room with Rogue. She was never this afraid for her life before. Rogue is going to kill her any second now. She tapped her feet nervously. "Would yah stop tha' Kitty?"
Kitty gave her a nervous smile "Sorry." Rogue found this amusing, just when she was about to say something. Kitty spoke "I guess I shouldn't have done what I did..."
Rogue smiled making Kitty more nervous. "It's-"
"I'm really sorry Rogue" Kitty interrupted again.
Rogue sighed "Will you let me talk already?" She growled. Kitty quieted down immediately. "Wha' yah did was... Ah don't know. Wrong Ah guess. Why did yah do it?"
"I don't know, I guess something inside me just wanted to." She felt stupid.
"Yah jus' bein' the teenage Kitty," Rogue smiled "yah wan' tah do somethin' fun."
"Yea I guess your right" Kitty looked at Rogue who was glaring at her.
Rogue laughed at Kitty's expression "Lighten up Kitty, if yah weren't mah best friend, Ah woulda killed ya a long time ago."
Kitty smiled. She wasn't sure if Rogue was being serious or teasing her. "So, how did your date go with Remy?"
"It was great, Remy's really sweet, charmin' an' always knowin' the right thing tah say" Rogue looked at Kitty, who gave her that I told you so expression.
"I was right! You love Remy!!" Kitty squealed.
Rogue just wanted to cover her ears from her friends loud voice, because her ear were now ringing. "Yes, yah right, Ah love him. Is he payin' yah tah say all this Kit?"
Kitty shook her head "No, I just want Remy to be happy."
"Why?" Rogue looked at her almost glaring "Did you and Remy date?"
"Of course not, I love Remy, but not that way. He gave my Peter courage." Kitty chuckled "If it wasn't for him, me and Piotr would probably never be together."
Rogue smiled "Tha's good tah hear Kit." She muttered "Glad tha' Swamp Rat has some good in him."
Kitty eyed Rogue suspiciously "Tell me... what happen last night."
Rogue was a bit startled by her question "Let's jus' say Ah don't kiss and tell." Rogue face turned dark "Or sleep an' tell." Great goin' Rogue, now Kitty is gon' follow yah all ovah.
Kitty squealed again "Oh my god!! I knew it! So who made the first move?"
"Kitty..." She said coldly.
"Yea Rogue" Kitty knew Rogue was going to say something cold, but she didn't care. She's enjoying the moment.
"Shut up" Rogue was laughing on the inside. Trying not to let her laughter escape.
"Please!" Kitty pleaded. She gave Rogue the Puppy eyes, even Logan can't resist.
Rogue looked away. Must. Not... Look. No, Ah looked! She quickly ran away from Kitty. Who was right behind her. "Go away Kitty!"
"Not till you tell me!" Rogue ran faster. She thought this was amusing.
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Logan and Bishop dragged Remy into the garage with them. The reason? Remy didn't know. "Sit down bub."
Remy complied "Wha's dis 'bout mes amis?"
"We're here to talk" Bishop answered "I had this talk with Rogue. Now we're gonna have this talk with you."
Remy raised an eyebrow "Should Remy b' afraid?"
"Shut up Cajun and listen up" Logan snarled.
"Remy lis'enin'." He gave them a faint smile "Wha' is dis 'bout?"
Logan waited for Bishop to talk. But no words came, so he decided to go for it "...sex"
Remy nearly fell off the round chair he was sitting on "Yo' have t'b' kiddin' moi..." Bishop smiled and Logan shook his head. "Some one s'il vous plaót kill moi."
"We'd love to kill yer, but I think tourtering you is a lot better" Logan grinned.
Bishop nodded "Now, let's start..."
"When a man love a woman..." Logan gestured for Bishop to continue.
"Wait, Remy dought dat's baby talk non sex talk..." He pointed out.
Bishop snickered. Logan glared at them both "Shut up smart ass."
"Okay, when you sleep with more than one woman at a time. There's a chance you can get HIV or AIDS" Bishop started.
Remy raised an eyebrow "Remy kno', can he go now?"
Logan shook his head and released his claws "Pass these claws."
"Yo' mus' really love tourterin' Remy..."
Logan grinned "That's the fun of it."
"Where was I? Oh yea, There is also a chance you can get pregnant" Bishop acknowledged.
"Remy kno' dat homme" He was getting irritated.
Bishop ignored him and went on "Are you ready to take care of a child? I mean, both you and Rogue. Your still young, living off the Professor."
Remy only livin' off de Professor b'cause de Professor wouldn' let 'im do 'is job. Lucky dey ain't non telepath. He stared at Bishop for the longest time.
Finally Bishop was annoyed by his stare and snapped, "Answer me!!"
That startled him "Umm non?"
Bishop smiled "That's what I wanted to hear."
Logan grinned. Looks like he found a new best friend "Same here. If any of us," He said referring to himself, Bishop and Kurt "Fine yer doing what you did this morning again" He released his claws again. "We'll hunt yer down like a child wanting ta rip its present on Christmas morning."
Remy grinned, "So yo' excited 'bout rippin' Remy int'pieces?" That didn't come out right did it?
"You have a perverted mind you know that Cajun?" The furious Wolverine asked.
Remy shrug "At least de filles like it."
Logan and Bishop's moods darkened "Listen bub, if yer play Rogue. I'll be tying yer ta a rocket and send yer flying."
"Yo don' have t'worry 'bout dat Wolverine" Remy smiled "Remy love Rogue an' he won' ever do anyding or let anyding hurt her."
They sat in silence for the longest time "Can Remy go now?"
"Shut up Gumbo, yer just made me forgot what I was gonna say" Logan growled.
"Let's just let him go" Bishop said, "We'll lecture him some more later."
Remy nodded. Yo' lecture is wors' den Cyclops... Rogue actually sat through dis? "Wolverine?"
"Fine bub. But I better not cautch you with Rogue like that again okay?"
"d'accord hommes" Remy bowed "au revoir mes amis"
"I ain't yer friend bub" Logan muttered.
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Rogue finally lost Kitty.
Kitty frowned until she saw Remy slowly backing away from the garage "Remy!"
"Kitty..." Remy smile sheepishly and started to walk fast. Hoping to lose Kitty. He isn't up for talking.
"Wait up!" Kitty shouted. Remy didn't listen so she quickened her pace.
"Madame Raspuetin..." Remy greeted.
Kitty smiled. A smile that would make him run and hide "Since Rogue won't tell me. Can you?"
Remy raised an eyebrow. Non Kate. "Wha' Kitty?"
"What happened last night" Kitty smiled.
"If Roguey didn't tell Kitty den Remy will do de same" Remy smiled. "Au revoir Madame Raspuetin" He bowed and quickly fled.
"But-" Before she could say anything or even follow, he was gone.
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A/N: Okay doke. This is my last chapter till July 15. That's when I'll return to the U.S. from my home country. I could get another chapter in. But I'm way too busy. Finals, preparations, places to go to, and so much more. So you have to wait till next month. I still need info and bios on Remy's family in New Orleans. I wanna let Rogue meet the LeBeau's before Kitty and Piotr big day. Thanks for reading. Please Review.