Rules of Voting the O'Neill Way
Author: Emily ( Amaunetx )
Rating: G
Paring: Sam and Jack
Warnings: Sam and Jack friendship type fluff
Summary: Sam and Jack discuss voting. A longer Drabble really. No spoilers what so ever. At least, I don't think so.
AN: Just a random little thing that popped into my head.
Disclamer: Not mine. I do not make profit from these, and will never see this up on the tv, sadly.
"Sir, you said that you can't complain if you didn't vote."
"Yup, what about it Carter?"
"Well Sir, considering how much I know you like to complain and I know how little interest you have in politics, you must have voted for the candidate least likely to when. That way, you can complain, yet still not have to be informed."
"From that silence, Sir, I take it I was correct."
"Carter, did you even know that there was an election going on?"
"Well..."
"Ah Ha! You spend way to much time in this lab of yours."
"Yes Sir."
"And Carter."
"Yes?"
"Do as I say, not as I do."
"But Sir, doing as you do is how I have survived being on your team for so long."
"Carter..."
"Yes sir?"
"Do me a favor and get back to doing whatever you where doing before I came in."
"Yes Sir."