Squall:
Squall you're a loner
You not want no friends
If you keep your self like this
Then your life's a dead end.
Rinoa:
Rinoa, you have a carefree spirit
You like to help everyone
Dr. Odine after you,
Run, run, run.
Zell:
Zell man,
You speak slang
You love hot dogs
Ranga-tangt-tang
Selphie:
Selphie you love trains
But you're really impatient
If you was to wait
You'll reach all nations.
Quistis:
Quistis, your squall's instructor
You think you feel for him
You once helped Seifer
But he's really dim.
Irvine:
Irvine you love guns
You're a sharpshooter
You love women too
When you see them you're a hooter.
Seifer:
Seifer, you idiot
You helped all the sorceresses
You took rinoa
You think Adel's an empress.
