Disclaimer: Uh huh I own it you all know it
Hiei: I thought we went through this already.
Kurama: You
Yusuke: Don't
Kuwabara: Own
Disney characters: us!
Ddc: Ok two things. One you guys are so mean! Two KUWABARA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!! I SHOULDN'T EVEN PUT YOU IN THESE FICS!!! THE ONLY REASON I PUT YOU IN THEM IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAIN CHARACTER! THAT'S IT! I HATE YOU!!!! Grrrrrrr pounds the crap out of Kuwabara
Hiei Kurama and Yusuke: ;;;;;;;;;;
Hiei: Oh yeah go ddc.
Koenma: Remind me to piss her off.
Ddc:
Kuwabara:
Yusuke: I wonder why she cracked.
Kurama: I know.
Everyone: You do?
Kurama: Yup she's stuck on the Yu yu hakusho gameboy advanced game, and she cant figure out how to make it to the big tree in Genkai's tournament.
Hiei: Is that true?
Ddc: yup
Everyone: anime fall
Summary: Ok THAT was completely random. But I had to let out my frustration and why not on kuwabaka. well, all I gotta say is THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH for all the reviews! In Spanish: Muchos Gracias. In French: Merci Buko. In Japanese: Arigoto Goziamas. In Spanglish: thanko youo vero mucho. ok I'm once again watching a strange movie while writing this. This time: Ace Ventura Pet Detective. oh yeah Jim Carey rules the world. Hahahaha "Dan Marino should rot in hell. Would you like a cookie?" ok enough of that. In this chapter: Hiei decides who will be the next karaoke victim. And with no further ado, on with the fic!!!
Hiei: I know the perfect pair! Muhahahahahahaahahahaha
Everyone: gulp who do you have in mind?
Hiei: I can't say it's a secret.
Everyone: anime fall
Mukuro: peeping through crack in curtain that's my Hiei. Making everyone fall for him.
Bui: starts crying he's so perfect!
Kurama Fanclub: rolling eyes
Botan: Pulease, Hiei making everyone fall for him? There's only one demon for that job, and that's Kurama.
Sniper (Hagiri) appears
Sniper: What about me?
ddc appears
Ddc: Sniper!!!!! hugs Sniper
Sniper: AHHHHHHHH ATTACK OF THE RABID AUTHORESS!!!!!
Ddc: sniper!!!!! drags sniper away
Sniper: tries to stop being dragged by clawing hand on ground HELP ME!!!!!!
ddc and sniper disappear
Karasu: Who was that?
Kuronue: I have no idea. At least she didn't decide to steal Kurama.
Liana appears
Liana: KURAMA!!!! runs into house and steals Kurama
Kurama: AHHH HIEI!!!! HELP ME!!!
Hiei: KURAMA!!! grabs onto Kurama's hands
Kurama: Don't let go!!! Hiei, please don't let go!!!!
Hiei: I'll never let go!! Never!!!
Liana: OH YES YOU WILL!!!!! karate chops Hiei's arm and drags Kurama away
Kurama Fanclub and Hiei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Ddc: appears dragging Liana and Kurama back LIANA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! WE NEED KURAMA IN THIS FIC FOR HIS SOLO!!!!!!
Liana: I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
Ddc: Just never do that again.
Kuronue: But how come you get to take away Sniper?
Ddc: Because he's not in this fic and Kurama is!
Kuronue: Oh.
Ddc: Come Liana, it's time to go. I promise you you can lock Kurama in a suitcase later.
Liana: YAY!!!
Hiei: NOOOOOOOOOO
Ddc: You'd be in it with him obviously Hiei.
Hiei: Really?
Liana: Of course.
Kurama and Hiei: YAY YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!
Ddc and Liana: Yup we know. Ok time for us to go. Bubbi. disappear
Hiei and Kurama: go back in house
Yusuke: Hey where'd you guys go?
Hiei: Oh nowhere, Kurama got kidnapped by the almighty authoress' friend, and then the almighty authoress brought him back and promised her friend that she could lock us in a suitcase together. Won't that be fun!
Everyone: anime fall
Yusuke: --;;;;;;;;; sorry I asked.
Kuwabara: Anyway, Hiei, who is the pair?
Hiei: Oh yeah that. I almost forgot. The best pair is KUWABARA AND YUSUKE!!!!!! AND YOU WILL BE SINGING HAKUNA MATATA!!!! Oh and Kuwabara is the warthog. Sorry Yusuke, I know you wanted to be the wart hog, but Kuwabara looks more like one, so you get to be the Mercat.
Yusuke and Kuwabara: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Yusuke: I NEVER WANTED TO BE A WARTHOG!!!!!!!
Kuwabara: I DON'T LOOK LIKE A WARTHOG!!!!!
Hiei: Yes you do
Kuwabara: DO NOT!
Hiei: do too
Kuwabara: DO NOT!
Hiei: do not
Kuwabara: DO TOO!
Hiei: HA YOU ADMITTED IT!!!! I win. Now you two have to sing it. Muhahahahahahahahahaha.
Koenma: Hey that's my evil laugh!!!!!!
Hiei: Not anymore!!!!
Koenma: Whaaaaaa I'm gonna tell my daddy on you!!!!! goes and cries in the corner
Kurama: Ok then, Yusuke and Kuwabara will now be performing Hakuna Matata.
Touya: Who are you talking to?
Kurama: Them points to the Kurama and Hiei fanclubs who are crowding around the window again
Touya: Oh that makes sense.
Kurama: ok you two you're on.
Yusuke: Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Kuwabara: Hakuna Matata
Ain't no passing craze
Yusuke: It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata
Everyone: starts chuckling in anticipation of Kuwabara's solo
Yusuke: Why, when he was a young warthog
Kuwabara: When I was a young wartHOOOGGGGGG!!!!
Yusuke: Very nice
Kuwabara: Thanks
Yusuke: He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after every meal
Kuwabara: I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And oh the shame!
Yusuke: And he was ashamed
Kuwabara: Thought-a changin' my name
Yusuke: Oh what's in a name?
Kuwabara: And I got downhearted
Yusuke: And how did you feel?
Kuwabara: Every time that i.....
Yusuke: Hey, not in front of the kids
Kuwabara: oh, sorry.
Everyone: laughing their heads off while rolling on the floor
Jin: whispers to Touya isn't there a Simba solo in this song??
Touya: Oh yeah, I wonder who will do that?
Jin: I guess it'll just be a surprise.
Yusuke and Kuwabara: Hakuna Matata
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
Kurama: It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem free- philosophy!
Hakuna Matata
Jin and Touya: HE'S the solo?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
Hiei: Yup. We planned it on the way back from him being kidnapped.
Koenma: Really.
Hiei: Yup. We're quick thinkers.
Koenma: Wait, isn't there an OLDER simba solo?
Hiei: Yup disappears
Jin: No, HE'S doing a solo too???
Yusuke and Kuwabara: Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matata
Hakuna Matata
Hiei: dramatic entrance It means no worries
For the rest of your days
All four: It's our problem free philosophy
Hiei: Hakuna Matata
Yusuke and Kuwabara: in background saying Hakuna Matata
Kurama: Hakuna Matata
Hiei: Hakuna Matata
Kurama: Hakuuuuuna Matata
Hiei and Kurama: Hakuna Matata ha ha ha
music fades out
Koenma: Jeez what spotlight hogs.
Jin: yes sir-e I say that those two don't sing for a while. TWO solos in a row!
Touya: Yes I agree.
Hiei and Kurama: smirk and sit on couch
Koenma: Hey Yusuke and Kuwabara, why did you let those two have the solos?
Yusuke: Because Hiei threatened to use me as food for his dragon.
Kuwabara: And Kurama threatened to have his death tree eat me.
Koenma: Oh that explains a lot.
Yusuke and Kuwabara: Yup doesn't it?
Yusuke: We value our lives you know.
Koenma: sarcastically no I didn't know that I'm sorry.
outside
Kuronue: That was so well done!
Karasu: Hiei and Kurama should go public as duetists. Then they'd be famous!
Kuronue: With Kurama being the leading voice of course.
Mukuro: What do you mean!?!?!?! HIEI has the much better voice!
Botan and Koto: DOES NOT!
Mukuro: DOES TOO!!!
Mukuro, Botan, and Koto: get into cat fight
Bui Karasu Kuronue and Yomi: ;;;;;;;
Yomi: Women will be women, no matter how strong they are.
Mukuro: breaking Koto's arm while strangling Botan
Kuronue: hehehehehe remind me to never pick a fight with her ever again.
Bui: pretending to be a cheerleader M! U! K! U! R! O! WHAT'S THAT SPELL? MUKURO! WHO KICKS ASS? MUKURO! WHO'S GONNA KILL KOTO AND BOTAN? MMMMMUUUUUUKKKKKUUUUUURRRRROOOOOOOO!!!!!! jumps up and down waving pompoms
Karasu Kuronue and Yomi: anime fall
back inside
Hiei: I did NOT just see Bui being a cheerleader. --;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Kurama: I think our fanclubs are getting out of hand, considering the girls are trying to kill each other. --;;;;;;;;;;
Yusuke: Ok change of subject. I'm gonna pick who goes next, and I say it's.............
Ddc: I luved writing this chapter. I think it is just so great, even though it took me half my life to write cus half the time I was laughing my ass off at Jim Carey thinking that he had made out with a man disguised as a woman, and shoving my little bro away from me cus he kept reading my fic. But he does give me some pretty good ideas, considering in Yu Yu Hakusho Hair Salon he gave me the idea of Yoko having purple hair. So its not all THAT bad. But anyway, enough of that. I'm going to let YOU guys pick who gets to be the next victim and what song he has to sing! Or victims. I got one request for a Jin and Touya solo already, but I'm gonna save that for later. Gomen Koritsune Dragonrider, you'll have to wait at least two more chapters, cus I have the 4th chapter written already. well anyway, REVIEW! I need you to review with suggestions if you want the next chapter! Ok ddc out cus my mom's kickin me off the comp cus its 11:20. ja!