Disclaimer: to be perfectly honest, I have no idea what I would do with yyh if I owned it except make kurama and hiei admit their feelings for each other, kill kuwabara for real, and have Botan be pushed down a well by a psycotic tv like in the Ring. And if I owned the Disney songs, well, there I'm at a loss.
Summary: Hello my readers! Well, I must say I'm rather disappointed in all of you, considering I got very few suggestions for who sings what. But, I finally decided what to do, thanks to Katyfoxdemon2. And this chapter should be very interesting, considering it's Yusuke picking, and yeah, it's the end of the world for the next victim. Muhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!!!
Koenma: appears HEY THAT'S MY EVIL LAUGH!!!!
Ddc: Ack go away. you're not supposed to be here yet. Wait until it's your turn in the fic!
Koenma: NO! NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME BACK MY LAUGH!!!
Ddc: I gave you the laugh! You don't get it back. Now shoo! It's not your turn yet!
Koenma: Whaaaa I'm gonna tell my daddy on you!!! runs away crying
Ok, had to get that out of my system. Well, I have nothing else to say, so ON WITH THE MADNESS!!!!!
Yusuke: evil grin I know just the pair
Everyone: backs away in fear
Kurama: I don't think we should do another pair Yusuke. I think we should humiliate them one at a time, then put them into pairs. Good plan, ne?
Yusuke: Hmmmmm yup sounds good to me. But I get to choose.
Kurama: Fine by me.
Yusuke: Good. Lets see who to choose who to choose
Koenma: I thought you "knew just the pair"
Yusuke: Exactly I know just the pair
Touya: Then how come you can't decide who should go?
Yusuke: Because you idiot I know the best PAIR. PAIR means TWO people! I can't decide who I want to humiliate first.
Jin: Who d'ya have in mind?
Yusuke: I can't tell it's a secret.
Jin: C'mon you gotta tell us eventually cus you gotta pick someone.
Yusuke: Nope it's a secret.
Everyone: --;;;;;;;;;
Kuwabara: Just pick someone already!
Yusuke: Fine, I pick you KuwaBAKA. And you have to sing The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers!!! Muhahahahahahahahahahaahaha
Kuwabara: AHHHHHH WINNIE THE POOH!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: confused look Hey Koenma Yusuke just stole your laugh aren't you going to attack him?
Koenma: No
Hiei: Why not?
Koenma: Because the mean girl took it already and made me cry!
Hiei: --;;;;; sorry I asked.
Kurama: Well, you're up Kuwabara. You'd better hurry.
Kuwabara: Why?
Kurama: Because I want to see you humiliate yourself.
Kuwabara: And that makes me want to hurry why?
Kurama: Because if you don't hurry my death tree will eat you.
Kuwabara: AHHHHHH OK OK I'M GOING I'M GOING!!!!!
Hiei: Could you have the death tree eat him AFTER the song?
Kurama: Maybe. Depends if I want him to be humiliated more or not.
Kuwabara: PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!!!!!
Kurama: One I won't eat you my death tree will and two I'll have it eat you if you don't hurry up you mutated cockroach.
Kuwabara: OK OK!!!!!! starts singing badly out of tune, WAY worse than Yusuke
The wonderful thing about TiggersIs Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy,pouncy,
Fun fun fun fun fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one
Kuwabara: gasping for breath Ok I sang it am I done now?
Everyone: rolling on the floor laughing their asses off at Kuwabara
Kurama: sitting up wiping tears from his eyes of course not baka! There's still more to the song!
Kuwabara: There is?
Kurama: of course!!! Look at the tv you idiot! Now you have to START OVER!!!!!!!
Kuwabara: gulps start....over? You're not serious are you?
Kurama: puts on serious, cold, killing look of death do I look like I'm joking?
Kuwabara: Maaaayyyyybbbeeeee
Kurama: puts on scklod again
Kuwabara: AHHH OK OK I'LL START OVER!!!!!
Kurama: good!
Kuwabara: The wonderful thing about TiggersIs Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy,pouncy,
Fun fun fun fun fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one
Everyone: rolling on the ground laughing their asses off
Kurama and Hiei Fanclubs: rolling on the ground in agony while holding their ears
Kuronue: Ahhhhhhh who let a banshee out?!?!?!
Karasu: My poor poor ears!
Koto: My ears are going to fall off!!
Yomi: I wish I was deaf as well as blind!!!!
Mukuro: ahhhh I want Hiei to sing again!!!!
Bui: has fainted under singing xx
Botan: has head phones on listening to Spice Girls and dancing around Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Fanclubs: --;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
back inside
Kuwabara: The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful chaps
They're loaded with vim and with vigor
They love to leap in your laps
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun fun fun fun fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one.
Everyone: holding ears now but still laughing their asses off, except for Jin and Touya, who are making out AGAIN
Yusuke: still laughing Bakas, stop making out! This is pure comedy!
Jin: Yeah I know it is, but this is more fun
Touya: I agree kisses Jin again
Yusuke: Fine, your loss.
Kuwabara: Tiggers are wonderful fellahs
Tiggers are awfully sweet
Everyone else is jealous
And that's why I repeat
Kuwabara: gasps for breath before he starts up the song again The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Fun fun fun fun fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one
Yes I'm the only one
Grrrrrrrrr
Kuwabara: doubled over trying to catch his breath as he just said that entire verse in one breath
Everyone: doubled over in fits of laughter, except for Jin and Touya who are making out again
Hiei: laughing his head off that was better than I thought it would be!!! Buhahahaahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!
Kurama: crying in laughter Buhahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh I don't know Hiei, I don't think I'll have my death tree eat him yet, we have to make him sing a song again! Buhahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yusuke: is pounding his fists into the floor while laughing his head off buhahahahahahahahahahaha ha that was the best one yet!!!
Koenma: laughing his head off haahahahahahahahahahaha wait till the ogres at the office hear about this one!!!!
Jin and Touya: still making out
Kuwabara: blushing
outside
Kurama and Hiei fanclubs: all passed out on the ground moaning except for Botan who is still dancing around to Spice Girls xx
Botan: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala hey why is everyone passed out on the ground? Did Kurama and Hiei strip dance or something?
Kurama and Hiei: open window and lean out you know that the entire neighborhood heard you say that cus your music is so loud right?
Botan: yells WHAT KURAMA? WHAT DID YOU SAY? THAT YOU WERE GOING TO STRIP FOR THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD??
Kurama: --;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Hiei: goes over and lifts her up by her shirt collar Listen you idiot, the only person who Kurama strips for is for me! Got that?
Botan: yells WHAT????? YOU'RE GOING TO STRIP WITH HIM TOO????
Hiei: --;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Koenma: leans out window You guys just give up she's a lost cause.
Hiei and Kurama: You could have told us sooner. go back into house
Kuwabara: YES IT'S MY TURN TO PICK A VICTIM! HIEI!
Yusuke: Sorry Kuwabara, Hiei already gone twice. He can't go again until everyone else has gone at least once.
Kuwabara: Awwwwwwww but that's no fair. I had to go twice!
Yusuke: Yeah, and Jin, Touya, and Koenma are bored. So one of them has to go.
Kuwabara: Fine spoil sport. Koenma! It's your turn!!! Muhahahahahahahahaha!!!
Koenma: Will you guys PLEASE stop stealing my laughs?!?!!?!?! Ok what song do you want me to do?
Kuwabara: Hmmmmm let me think. OH! I know just the one for you!!!
Koenma: Oh great. Wooph dee doo everyone do a happy dance.
Everyone: does happy dance
Koenma: --;;;;;;;;;; just tell me what the song is
Kuwabara: Ok the song is................
Ddc: Muhahahahahahahahahahaa. I stole Koenma's laugh again! Muhahahahahahahahahahaha. Ok well anyway, how d'ya guys like that chapter? Funny? Stupid? Too sexy for your cat? well anyway if you guys review more I promise to update asap. Pinky swear! And the offers for songs and characters still stand. Well I'm off, please review if you want more updates!
