Disclaimer: hmmmmmmpoints fingers at different anime titles eeny meeny miny mo catch a hiei by the toe if he hollers let him go eeny meeny miny MO! finger stops on SD gundam AHHHH NOOO I DON'T WANNA OWN THAT SHOW!!!!!!
Zero: In the name of Lacra! I will not allow you to own me!!
Captain: I have been granted the privilege to use fire arms to prevent ddc from owning us!
Ddc: oh yeah like I WANNA own stupid gundam wannabes.
Bakanitsumaru: I, the special red samurai with two swords and a Kenshin wannabe, am very happy.
Ddc: just go away already!!!!
Zero: ok! Super Magical Violent Tornado! disappears with rest of Sd gundam gundams
Summary: Well, that was irritating. ;;; sorry I'm watching SD gundam while typing this. And if it's not obvious, I DESPISE THIS SHOW!!!!!!!! It's so annoying oh well its over now and that means yu yu hakusho's on!!!! CUTIES!!!! tackles Hiei and Kurama
Hiei: ahhh!!! Attack of the rabid authoress!!!
Kurama: Cant...breathe.... faints from lack of air xx
Ddc: Oh don't be such a baby Kurama.
Well enough of that craziness rambling. oh yeah, I forgot to beg for forgiveness for taking so long to update. gets on knees PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! I'M SORRY!!! I'M JUST A POOR HIGH SCHOOL GIRL WHO HAS BEEN LOADED WITH TONS OF HW AND FINALS!!!!!!! Seriously. I have had counts on fingers a current event, book report, three page bio paper, in class essay, oral exam, and finals. the teachers r gonna kill me I swear. Ooo bardok the father of goku's on this Friday. Yay! My fav dbz movie is on!!! Woohoo. Oooooo intro for yyh! CUTIES AGAIN!!!!!
Hiei: picks up Kurama and runs away AHHHH!!!!
Ddc: ;;;;;
Hiei: I'll say it for ddc since she's too busy being random to start the fic, so I'll start it! ON WITH THE FIC!!! PLEASE!!! START THE FIC SO I DON'T GET ATTACKED!!!
Koenma: Ok I pick....
Ddc: Awww no fair I didn't get to attack Hiei and Kurama.
Hiei and Kurama: AHHH SHE FOLLOWED US HERE!!!!! cower in corner hugging each other
Ddc: ok I'll leave now
Hiei and Kurama: YAY!!!!!
Ddc: Ja! Oh and Hiei and Kurama, Katie says to make out more. So hop to it! disappears
Hiei: Is she really gone?
Kurama: I think so
Hiei: Whew I thought we were goners for sure!
Yusuke: Ooooo you've been ordered to make out more. Oooooo
Kuwabara: AHHHHHH NOOO DON'T DO IT!!!!! PLEASE!!! MY VIRGIN EYES CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!
Hiei: smirks all the more reason to do it. makes out with kurama in corner
Kuwabara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! runs around the room in circles screaming his head off
Hiei: telepathic conversation with Kurama this is fun. Lets kick it up a notch
Kurama: still in telepathic mode muhahahahahahahaha that'll be so much fun.
Hiei: tm (a/n: tmtelepathic mode. I'm too lazy to keep writing it out ;;;) It's a good thing this is a telepathic conversation or Koenma would be trying to eat you.
Koenma: tm I CAN HEAR YOU YOU KNOW!!!!!!
Kurama: tm eep! Go away! This is a PRIVATE conversation!
Koenma: tm It sure doesn't seem like it to me!!
Hiei: tm oh really?
Koenma: tm really really.
Hiei: tm mental smirk (a/n: Hiei's so multitalented. He can smirk in his mind! ;;;;) lusty mental voice Oh Kurama! You make me so hot! I wanna...
Koenma: tm AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kurama: tm catches on to what Hiei's doing mental moan (a/n: ;;;; I'm in hentai mode I can't help it ;;;;) oo Hiei! Lets go up to the bedroom where we can....
Koenma: tm AHHH!!! OK OK I'M GONE!!!! cuts mental link
Hiei: tm mental smirk That was easy.
Kurama: tm Yup. Now, to make Kuwabara go crazy.
Hiei: cuts mental link looks over to rest of people
Yusuke: rolling around laughing at Kuwabara cus he's banging his head with an expensive vase
Jin: poking Koenma who's spaced out from tm
Koenma:
Touya: looks at Hiei and Kurama who are smirking I think you killed Koenma.
Kurama: Damn! (a/n: I luv it when kurama swears!!! ;;; ok no more a/n's) We killed the wrong person Hiei!
Hiei: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Kurama: smirks I guess we'll just have to have more fun in front of our victim.
Hiei: eyes light up oooooooo ok!
Hiei and Kurama: walk over to Kuwabara, who's still hitting his head with a vase
Kurama: says in sing song voice Kuuwwaaabbbarrraa!
Kuwabara: freezes and turns around VERY slowly Ye...ess?
Hiei: copies Kurama's sing song voice We have something we want to shooowwww you!
Kuwabara: gulps Wha...what's that?
Kurama: big evil grin THIS!
Kurama: grabs Hiei and starts making out with him VERY vigorously two feet away from Kuwabara
Kuwabara: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! faints xx
Kurama and Hiei: stop making out
Yusuke: Now look what you did you two. You made Kuwabara faint.
Kurama and Hiei: look at ground and shuffle feet like guilty kids (a/n: awwwwww oops I broke my promise of no a/n's. hehehe I just couldn't resist! ;;;;)
Yusuke: Nice going! High fives all around!
Kurama and Hiei:
Everyone: high fives everyone else
outside
Kuronue, Bui, and Karasu: drooling over Kurama and Hiei's make out session 0,0 (a/n: ok this is my drool face 0,0 I made it up online with my pal Kristen, who had better write her rock star fic soon!!! hi Kristen! You're famous! And I'm still drooling over those ideas ;;;)
Yomi: What happened?!?!?! What happened?!?!!?!
Mukuro: Kurama and Hiei started making out again.
Yomi: Nooooo!!! I WANNA SEE I WANNA SEE!!!
Botan: You can't see.
Yomi: grabs her by shirt collar AND WHY NOT?!?!?!
Koto: Because you're a blind old goat.
Yomi: Oh yeah, I forgot about the blind part ;;;;
Mukuro Botan and Koto: anime fall
Mukuro: gets up OK BOYS!!! ENOUGH!!!!
Kuronue: But this is better than hentai!
Mukuro Botan and Koto: anime fall again
Karasu: turns around Hey how can Botan and Koto anime fall again if they never got up?
Kuronue: turns around too and sees Botan and Koto have disappeared under ground Apparently you become a mole if you anime fall twice without getting up
Botan and Koto: shriek and jump out of ground EEP! WE DON'T WANNA BE MOLES!!!!!
Mukuro and Yomi: --;;;;;;;
Karasu Kuronue and Bui: go back to watching Kurama and Hiei 0,0
inside
Koenma: comes out of stupor Did Botan just say she was a mole?
Yusuke: Yup
Koenma: I KNEW there was something weird about her!
Everyone: --;;;;
Touya: Yo Koenma! Pick a song already!
Koenma: Oh I already picked a song, I just gotta decide who's gonna sing it is all.
Jin: Tis not very hard my little toddler friend. All ye gotta do is go "eeny meeny miny mo" between me and Touya. And speakin of me and Touya, I think it be high time for us to get a little smooching done ourselves starts making out with Touya
Kuwabara: AHHHHH NOT AGAIN!!! faints and crashes into wall, leaving a Kuwabara shaped hole
Yusuke: ;;;;;; ok guys enough you can make out later.
Touya and Jin: Awwwww stop making out
Kurama: Pick someone already Koenma!!
Hiei: Hey have you noticed that there are three people in here who's names start with a K and two outside who have K names too?
Jin: Ok now that be the most randomnest comment I ever did hear.
Hiei: copies Jin's accent Tis be true. I do so love to make randomnest comments.
Everyone: anime fall
Yusuke: Pick the person or people Koenma! Hiei's going crazy! And who knows who'll be next!
Kurama: pulls a valley girl accent Well, that would, like, be totally, like, me, cus, like, I'm so, like, tired of, like, waiting.
Yusuke: AHHHHH VALLEY GIRL!!!! KOENMA HURRY UP!!!!!
Koenma: Ok! Ok! Keep your hair gel on! I pick a Jin and Touya duet! And they'll be singing..... drum roll Life is a Road!
Hiei: Hey where'd the drum roll come from?
Kurama: Who knows it's Koenma. He's weird in that way.
Koenma: appears behind them I heard that
Kurama: hits Koenma in the face with the back of his hand without looking
Yusuke: 00 Kurama! I never knew you had it in you!
Kurama:
Koenma: on floor with bloody nose Just start the song already! DADDY!!! THE BIG BAD YOKO GAVE ME AN OWWY!!! runs away to tell Enma
Hiei: Hn. If Koenma thinks he's the big bad yoko cus he gave him a bloody nose, he really shouldn't go to bed with him.
Kurama: BIG smirk
Kuwabara: AHHH!!! TOO MUCH INFORMATION HIEI!!!
Hiei: smirks Oh no, I really think I need to go into further detail. Oh yeah, there was the time when...
Kuwabara: stuffs two of his dirty socks in his ears not listening! Not listening!
Kurama: AHHH!!! GOLEM'S RETURNED!!!!!
Yusuke: START THE GODDAMN SONG ALREADY!!!!!
music starts
Kurama: whispers to Hiei I wonder who's gonna do the girl part?
Hiei: We'll just have to find out.
Touya: We were strangers, startin out on a journey
Never dreamin' what we'd have to go through
Now here we are, and I'm suddenly standin'
At the beginning with you
Kurama: Oooooo Touya's got such a pretty voice
Hiei: Not as pretty as yours.
Kurama: blushes thanks Hiei kisses him on cheek and whispers in his ear you've got a pretty voice too
Hiei: blushes
Jin: somehow gets rid of Irish accent No one told me, I was going to find you
Unexpected what you did to my heart
Jin and Touya: When I lost hope, you were there to remind me
This is the start
And life is a road
And I wanna keep going
Love is a river
I wanna keep flowing
Life is a road now and forever
Wonderful journey
I'll be there when the world stops turning
I'll be there when the storm is through
In the end I wanna be standin'
At the beginning with you.
Yusuke: pulls socks out of Kuwabara's ears this is hella good. You should listen.
Kuwabara: looks over at Kurama and Hiei, who are, once again, making out eep!
Yusuke: covers his mouth shut up you moron! They're gonna start singing again!
Touya: We were strangers on a crazy adventure
Jin: Never dreamin' how our dreams would come true
Both: Now here we stand unafraid of the future
At the beginning with you
And life is a road
And I wanna keep going
Love is a river
I wanna keep flowing
Life is a road now and forever
Wonderful journey
I'll be there when the world stops turningI'll be there when the storm is through
In the end I wanna be standin'
At the beginning with you
Kurama and Hiei: still making out
Yusuke and Kuwabara: 00
Kuwabara: Since when was Jin's irish accent fake?
Yusuke: --;; its not, he can just get rid of it.
Kuwabara: oooo that makes sense
Yusuke: Shut up!
Jin: I knew there was somebody somewhere
I need love in the darkBoth: Now I know my dream will live on
I've been waiting so long
Nothing's gonna tear us apart
And life is a road
I wanna keep going
Love is a river
I wanna keep flowing
Life is a road now and forever
Wonderful journey
I'll be there when the world stops turning
I'll be there when the storm is through
In the end I wanna be standin'
At the beginning with you
Life is a road
And I wanna keep going
Love is a river
I wanna keep on going
Starting out on a journey
Life is a road
And I wanna keep going
Love is a river
I wanna keep flowing
In the end I wanna be standin'
At the beginning with you.
music dwindles away
Yusuke and Kuwabara: crying
Yusuke: That was so beautiful!
Kuwabara: using dirty sock to wipe tears from face I've never heard anything so heartful!
Koenma: enters room Hey what'd I miss?
Kuwabara: The most beautiful duet!
Kurama and Hiei: stop making out Hey! Ours was good too!
Kuwabara: Ok its tied for the most beautiful duet.
Kurama and Hiei:
Jin and Touya: blush
outside
Kuronue: pouts hmph. Kurama and Hiei's duet was so much more beautiful
Botan: I don't know. Jin and Touya do have pretty good voices.
Kuronue: red face and steam coming from ears DO YOU WANT TO BE KICKED OUT OF THIS CLUB?!?!?!
Botan: Eep! No! burrows back into ground so that only face is showing
Karasu: Botan, what the hell are you doing?
Botan: Botan? Who's Botan? There's no Botan here! Just me, Joe the mole!
Everyone: anime fall
inside
Jin: Ok I getta choose next!
Ddc: hello!! Done with this chapter! Hehehe so how did you all like Joe the Mole? And the Jin and Touya duet? See Koritsune Dragonrider! I promised I'd give you a Jin and Touya duet! and once again, I'm really sorry about not updating, AND I'm really sorry about the last chapter being cut off. I still don't know how to fix it, so just look for this story on under the same story title if you're reading this from It works there I swear! and as always, I'm still taking requests, and please review! now to go back to studying