Disclaimer: MOMMY!!! I WANNA OWN YU YU HAKUSHO AND RUROUNI KENSHIN!!!!!
Kuri: What the hell I'm not your mom!
Ddc: You are now! You're my muse AND my mom! Now get me my shows!!!!
Kuri: Uh no that's ok. I think I'll be running away now. runs away
Summary: Woohoo go me! I'm done with all my finals and I'm back to kick butt!!!! Well, I'm not really kicking anyone, but I can write some good chapters again! AND I have a three day weekend this weekend and get this: NO HOMEWORK!!!!! Woohoo!!!! does happy dance muahahahahahahaha that means I can write a ton of chapters for my fics! Ooo the history of trunks is on. ANDROID 17!!! HIEI'S VOICE!!!!!! drools 0,0
Hiei: START THE DAMN STORY!
Jin: Ooo ok I getta choose the next one!
Koenma: snorts oh that's gonna be a hard choice. Lets see. The possibilities for Jin: Touya, Touya, Touya, or, everyone gasp, Touya!
Jin: I choose.....
Koenma: touya
Jin: WHO'S CHOOSING THIS? YOU OR ME???
Koenma: It's obvious who you're going to choose though.
Jin: FINE! If you're going to be like that, I'll make it harder! I choose...
Koenma: fake coughs coughcoughTouyacoughcough
Jin: KURAMA!!!!
Everyone: anime fall
Yusuke: Where did that come from?!?!?!
Jin: That little toddler thing was bugging me. So I tricked him. Duh.
Kuwabara: Very clever. The royal toddlerness has fallen! I GET HIS THRONE!!!!
Koenma: head in floorboards go ahead be my guest do my paperwork for me!
Kurama: So Jin what song will I be singing?
Jin: A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!!!!
Hiei: appears in front of Jin If you value your life you flying lepracon then you had better pick a good song.
Jin: ;;; I twas only jokin with yah. Jeez some people can't take a joke. Ok Kurama, seriously, you're singing Once Upon a December. Now make you're boyfriend leave me alone!
Touya: glares and stands in front of Hiei Get away from my boyfriend. If I ever catch you threatening my boyfriend you'll taste my ice daggers.
Hiei: Oooo I'm shivering in my boots! smirks all I'll have to do is blow on em and they'll melt. I'm a FIRE demon, remember? Fire melts ice.
Touya: Then I'll just kill your beloved little boyfriend over there points at Kurama
Hiei and Touya: cold glares of painful death
Jin and Kurama: ;;;;;;;
Yusuke: This is disturbing. Ok boys break it up no cat fights.
Kuwabara: Wow Urameshi, you sounded just like Botan!
Yusuke: Please, don't compare me to that mole wannabe.
Botan: pounds on window from outside I HEARD THAT YUSUKE!!!!
Yusuke: opens window and yells in her face YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO YOU MORON! shuts window on her face
Botan: 00
Yusuke: Well that was fun
Koenma: You have a weird idea of fun Yusuke.
Hiei and Touya: still glaring at each other
Kurama: runs in between Hiei and Touya ok that's enough you two!
Touya: evil smirk grabs Kurama's waist
Kurama and Hiei: 00
Kurama: bitch slaps Touya HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME LIKE THAT!!! Ok Hiei, I give you permission to kill him.
Hiei: With pleasure! beats up Touya
Jin: HEY! DON'T BEAT UP MY BOYFRIEND!!!
Kurama: HEY HE TOUCHED ME!!!!
Jin: THAT'S NO REASON TO BEAT HIM UP!!!!!
Jin Kurama Touya and Hiei: get into big anime dust cloud fighting
Kuwabara Yusuke and Koenma: ;;;;;;;;
Kuwabara: Hey where'd the dust cloud come from
Yusuke: The floor. Duh. You need to clean more.
outside
Kuronue: Oh yeah! Go Kurama! Go for the nuts!
Mukuro: PULL OFF HIS THREE STRANDS OF HAIR HIEI!!!
Yomi: I WANNA SEE!!! Oh wait I'm blind. Damn. SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!!!
Mukuro: stuffs Yomi's head into a pillow case and throws him into a tree SHUT UP YOMI!!!
Yomi: Cant....breath...ow my head... xx
Botan: 00 I'm a mole wannabe I'm a mole wannabe I'm a mole wannabe...
inside
Touya and Jin: covered in bumps and bruises
Kurama and Hiei: fixing their clothes as they are unscathed
Kurama: That's what you get for messing with us.
Hiei: Hn.
Touya and Jin: surrounded by yellow light and are completely healed
Touya: Fine. You win.
Reisho: jumps out of closet NOO!!!! TOUYA MY BEAUTIFUL ICICLE!!! NEVER GIVE UP!!!!
Touya: AHHHH!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! runs away
Reisho: runs after
him
Touya and Reisho: run around room in circles
Jin: AHH!!! GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND!!! flies over, grabs Reisho by hair, and throws him out door THERE! GO JOIN YOUR FELLOW GROVELERS! AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU IN HERE EVER AGAIN!
Touya: hugs Jin THANK YOU JIN!!!!
Ruka: jumps out from closet TOUYA!!! "sexy" voice aka annoying voice Touya, you know you want me. And I want you. So how about we have some fun?
Touya: 00 not you too!
Ruka: Yes me too.
Touya: cowers behind Jin
Jin: smoke comes out of ears DIE REDDY BITCH!!!!!! blows her out of house and into Yomi's lap
outside
Yomi: feels Ruka's leg oo Kurama! You've gotten so feminine!
Ruka: EWWW!!! I'M NOT KURAMA!!!
Yomi: EEP!!!! YOU WHORE! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Ruka: You were the one feeling my leg!
Yomi: Shut up.
Reisho: at foot of tree where he hit his head
inside
Kurama: snickers so Touya it looks like you've got yourself a little fanclub.
Touya: hugs Jin JIN!!! Make the scary people go away!!!
Jin: But they be away!
Touya: No, they're in a tree points out window
Hiei: Touya, don't be a wimp. I got a fanclub and do you see me running behind Kurama?
Yusuke: mutters Unless they get into the house, then you run and hide like a baby
Hiei: death glare What was that Yusuke? I didn't hear that?
Yusuke: Ummm I said unless they get into the house, then you chop em into little pieces! ;;;;
Hiei: That's what I thought.
Kuwabara: staring at closet Since when did we have a closet here?
Koenma: OK!!! START THE SONG KURAMA!!!!
lights go down low
Kurama: Dancing bears
Painted wings
Things I almost remember
And a song someone sings
Once upon a December
Hiei: dreamy face
outside
Kurama fanclub: 0,0
Hiei and Touya fanclubs: roll eyes He's not that good.
inside
Kurama: looks at Hiei and smiles Someone holds me safe and warm
Horses prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory...
Hiei: blushing at fact that Kurama's singing to him
Kuwabara: HAHAHAHA THE SHRIMP'S BLUSHING!!!!
Yusuke: hits him on head with giant hammer Shut up moron!
Koenma: 00 where'd you get the hammer?
Yusuke: Genkai gave it to me.
Jin and Touya: making out on the couch again
Kurama: goes over and strokes Hiei's hair Far away, long ago
Glowing dim as an ember
Things my heart
Used to know
Once upon a December
Hiei: going swirly eyed
Kuwabara: EEP!!! gets a dirty sock stuffed in his mouth
Jin and Touya: still making out
Kurama: Someone holds me safe and warm
Horses prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory....
Far away long ago
Glowing dim as an ember
Things my heart
Used to know
Things it yearns to remember....
Hiei: swirly eyes turn to heart eyes
Kurama: sings softly And a song
Someone sings
Once Upon a December
Kuwabara Yusuke and Koenma: sobbing
Hiei: heart eyes
Kurama: ;;;;
Kuwabara: That.....sob....was even more beautiful......sob......than Jin and Touya's duet.....sob...
Kurama: thank you.
Hiei: heart eyes
Kurama: starts making out with Hiei
outside
Kurama fanclub: has fainted from song xx
Mukuro: HEY!!! KURAMA'S STEALING HIEI!!!
Reisho: What do you mean? Kurama's Hiei's fox.
Mukuro: SHUT UP REISHO!!!
Yomi: stroking Ruka's leg again You know, I could get used to this.
Ruka: Ugh someone get me down!!!
Mukuro: What and get Yomi down too? Hell no! You're on your own!
Ruka: WWHAAAAA SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!! TT
inside
Kurama: Well, I think it's my turn to pick. And I pick......
Koenma: Oh I wonder who this could be. Maybe.... HIEI
Kurama: Maybe it is maybe it isn't. I thought you learned that from Jin.
Koenma: Oh yeah.
Kurama: Besides, don't piss me off. Remember I'm the "big bad fox"
Hiei: I'll say
Kuwabara: AHHHHHH BAD IMAGES!!! BAD IMAGES!!!!! runs around holding head
Yusuke: rolling on the floor laughing his head off
Koenma: EEP!!! BIG BAD FOX!!! BIG BAD YOKO LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M JUST A POOR DEFENSLESS TODDLER RULER!!
Kurama: You know, I'm starting to like this name.
Hiei: Hn. Vain fox.
Kurama: Be careful Hiei or I'll be the Big Bad BAD fox. If you catch my drift winks
Hiei: gulps
Kurama: lick lips
Kuwabara: AHHHH JUST PICK THE PERSON ALREADY SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ANYMORE DISTURBING IMAGES!!!!
Kurama: Ok I pick....
Ddc: Will he pick Hiei or someone else? Even I don't know yet! please review with suggestions! And I really hope this chapter loads for everyone, if it doesn't once again go to well, review, and I'll update faster! Ja!