Disclaimer: Of course I own it!
Everyone in yyh: NO YOU DON'T!
Hiei: Get over yourself. You don't own us
Ddc: Awwww but I luv the cuties in yyh!!!! I MUST HAVE THEM!!!
Kuri: anime fall why me why me.
Ddc: OOOO I OWN KURI!!! MUHAHAHAHAH!!! I OWN SOMETHING! I feel so proud of myself. My life's goal as been achieved
Summary: another chapter! Woohoo!!!! Ok this is now ONLY on because SOMEONE reported me for SOME unknown reason and this story got banned from , so yeah. It's only here. Don't you all feel special now? well anyway, another chapter! I feel so happy I finally got around to writing again! Stupid teachers, I swear they're out to get me. The first week we get back from finals I have literally four hours of hw a night! Not to mention the fact that I have other extra curricular activities going on which take up at least 2 hours of my hw time. -- argh I wanna shoot em. But anyway, on to the fic!
Kurama: tehehehehe I know who to pick!
Kuwabara: coughcoughhieicoughcough.
Koenma: HEY! DON'T COPY ME!!!
Kuwabara: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! BECAUSE I GOT A SWORD!
Hiei: That's a stupid reason to be able to do whatever you want
Kuwabara: AND WHY IS THAT?!?!?!
Hiei: Because you overgrown ant I HAVE A SWORD TOO!!!!
Kuwabara: Oh yeah good point.
Yusuke: --;;;; children children please. Can we hear who Kurama's going to pick?
Kurama: Nope.
Yusuke: And why not?
Kurama: Because I don't feel like saying it right now that's why not.
Yusuke: RAR!!!! attacks Kurama
Kurama: sidesteps and Yusuke crashes through wall into the front yard
Yusuke:
Hiei: jumping up and down pointing HAHAHA!!! BAKA MUY GRANDE!!!!!
Kurama: OOO!!! ESPANOL!!! HABLO ESPANOL MUY BIEN!!!! starts singing quickly a Spanish song
Unos lo tiene largo otrosLo tienen corto unos
Lo tienen mas largo y otros
Lo tienen mas corto
Unas lo tienen gordo
Otros lo tienen flaco.
Unos lo tienen mas gordo
Y otros lo tienen mas flaco.
Unos lo tienen blanco
Otros lo tienen negro
Unos lo tienen mas blanco
Y otros lo tienen mas negro.
Unos lo tienen lindo
Otros lo tienen feo.
Unos lo tienen mas lindo
Y otros lo tienen mas feo
Kurama: sinks to knees in dramatic stance Por que sera que a las mujeres les gusta tanto
Ese bigote que estar de moda desde hace tanto
Por que sera que a las mujeres les gusta tanto
Ese bigote que estar de moda desde hace tanto
El bigote, el bigote, el bigote, el bigote
Everyone: confused looks except for Hiei and Ddc, who was hiding behind potted plant
Hiei and Ddc: anime fall
Kuwabara: Huh?!?!?! What was he saying???
Ddc: laughing ass off HAHAHAH!!!! KURAMA!!!!!
Hiei: laughing too BUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
Kuwabara: --;;;;; WHAT WERE YOU SINGING ABOUT?!?!?!?!
Kurama Hiei and Ddc: MUSTACHES!!!!!!!
Everyone: anime fall
Yusuke: ;;; nice subject to write a song about.
Touya: Why would anyone waste their time writing a song about mustaches?
Jin: Someone whose got way too much time on their hands.
Kurama: Tehehehehehehehe it's my favorite random Spanish song. Do you want me to sing about Eva Maria, the girl who left her lover for the beach with her leather suitcase and her striped bikini?
Everyone: NO!
Kurama: poo you guys suck. goes and pouts on the couch
Hiei: Awwwww it's ok fox. makes out with Kurama
Kuwabara: Meep! Not again!!!!!! covers eyes with dirty socks HA! I win!
Kurama and Hiei: too busy making out to care
Yusuke: Damn! Kurama! Stop making out with Hiei!!! I WANNA KNOW WHO'S SINGING!!!!
Kurama: stops making out for a second Damn it Yusuke can't you see I'm busy?!?! I'll tell you LATER! Now go make out with Koenma like a good little spirit detective makes out with Hiei again
Yusuke: EW!!! GROSS!!!! HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Koenma: gagging
outside
Kuronue: Hehehehehe Kurama's such a hentai.
Karasu: Just like us!
Kuronue: He's so perfect.
Karasu: I think I'm in love heart eyes
Botan: sighs why couldn't Kurama have suggested that I make out with Koenma?
Karasu and Kuronue: --;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Karasu: I think we should kick her out of our club
Kuronue: I do too
Botan: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A FAITHFUL KURAMA FAN!!!!!!! I just like Koenma too. ;;;;
Kuronue and Karasu: --;;;;;
Ruka: still in tree SOMEBODY GET ME AWAY FROM THIS PERVERTED OLD GOAT!!!!!!
Yomi: Hehehehehehehe I'm happy
Mukuro: muttering over and over again I will not look I will not look I will not look looks at tree and sees Yomi poking Ruka in very inappropriate places AHHHH!!!!!! covers eyes YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN RUKA!!!
Reisho: drooling at Touya 0,0
inside
Touya: Meep!!!! runs behind Jin
Jin: Eh? What's up icy?
Touya: points at window
Jin: sees Reisho's face pressed against glass and drool running down window Ew that's so gross
Touya: Jin! Make the scary guy go away!!!
Jin: Just don't look at him icy, and you won't even know he's there. I did that all the time during the Dark Tournament
Touya: ooo ok!
Reisho: from outside HEY!!!!!!!
Jin: whistling did you hear something Touya?
Touya: Nope.
Jin: Wow neither did I! What a coincidence! Can I have chocolate?
Touya: 00 NO!
Jin: awwww you're no fun. Kuwabara? Can I have chocolate?
Kuwabara: uhhhhhhh
Touya: Trust me you DON'T want to give him chocolate.
Kuwabara: ok I don't.
Jin: you know you want to give me some chocolate
Kuwabara: ok I do?
Touya: no you DON'T!
Kuwabara: ok I don't?
Jin: You DO
Kuwabara: AHHHH YOU'RE CONFUSING ME!!! STOP!!!!!
Jin: hehehehe that was fun
Kuwabara:
Koenma: This is so boring. Kurama! Stop making out already so we can have some entertainment!
Kurama: We're not bored
Hiei:
Kurama: tehehehehe makes out again with Hiei
Yusuke: --;;;;; KURAMA! WE'LL SHAVE YOUR HEAD IF YOU DON'T STOP MAKING OUT WITH HIEI AND TELL US WHO'S GOING NEXT!
Kurama: MEEP!! pets his hair MY BEAUTIFUL SILKY HAIR! (1) OK OK I'LL STOP!!!
Yusuke: Bout time.
Kurama: death glare Ok YUSUKE is going next and he'll be singing A Pirate's Life For Me. Happy?
Yusuke: NO! WHY CAN'T I GET A GOOD SOLO?!?!?!
Hiei: Because you interrupted us and pissed Kurama off. Duh. Plus you're almost as much fun to make fun of as Kuwabra.
Kuwabara: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!?!
Hiei: You heard me. KuwaBRA!
Jin: Oooo I like that name! Where did you get that?
Ddc: appears Tehehehehehe that would be a spelling error of mine in one of my many aim conversations. don't you just love funny spelling errors?
Everyone: anime fall
Ddc: Ok I'm gone I'm gone disappears
Yusuke: 00 who IS that?!?!!?
Hiei: That's the person who promised that person that she'd let that person lock me and Kurama in a suitcase!
Yusuke: --;;;;
Kurama: Well Yusuke, start the song already. We're BORED. smirk
Yusuke: You know Kurama you're really annoying right now. Did you know that?
Kurama fanclub: pound and shout death threats at Yusuke
Hiei: death glare at Yusuke
Kurama: smirks I have too many allies Yusuke. You can't win at this. Now start singing or I let Hiei use his dragon and eat you.
Yusuke: Fine fine I'm going I'm going grumbles something about baka kitsunes
Hiei: HEY THAT'S MY NICKNAME FOR KURAMA! NOT YOURS!
Yusuke: salutes Hiei Yes sir!
Hiei: rolls eyes just start the damn song already.
Yusuke: Fine I will! sticks out tongue
Koenma: Have you noticed that everyone is very immature?
Jin: Nope
Touya: Don't know what you're talking about.
Koenma: Really. points at Hiei and Yusuke
Hiei and Yusuke: sticking their tongues out at each other
Jin: That's how they always act
Koenma: HIEI acts like a little kid?!?!?!
Touya: Yup. Everyday. You really don't pay much attention to your team do you.
Koenma: --;;;;;
Yusuke: Ok time to start song.
Everyone: FINALLY!
Yusuke: Oh shut up.
music starts
Yusuke: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties yo ho!
Kuwabara Jin Kurama and Hiei: take out sake and "drink up"
Touya: hiding the chocolate from Jin
Yusuke: We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties yo ho!
Kuwabara and Jin: successfully drunk from drinking up
Kurama and Hiei: not drunk yet
Yusuke: We maraud and embezzle and even highjack
Drink up me hearties yo ho!
Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me
We kindle and char and inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties yo ho!
Kuwabara: hic...how many times do we have to....hic....drink up?!?
Jin: I...hic....give up! Oh here icy!
Kurama and Hiei: drinking up (a/n: 00 everyone, run for your lives ;;;)
Yusuke: We burn up the city we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties yo ho!
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villains and knaves
Drink up me hearties yo ho!
Kurama and Hiei: getting drunk from trying to keep up with song
Yusuke: We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me hearties yo ho!
We're beggas and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
Drink up me hearties yo ho!
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
Kurama and Hiei: have passed out from drinking
Yusuke: JEEZ! How much did they drink?!?!
Kuwabara: counts bottles About ten bottles of sake each.
Yusuke: meep! I didn't know anyone besides Chu could drink that much!!!
Jin: Apparently...hic...it's very possible. I WANT CHOCOLATE!!!
Yusuke: Here have some skittles. They're good.
Jin: examines a red skittle, then eats it YUMMY!!!! eats whole bag
Touya: Uh oh.
Yusuke: What?
Touya: Jincandy/sugarvery very hyper
Yusuke: gulps
Jin: WEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A BUNNY! I'M A BUNNY!!!!! zooms around room
Touya: AHHH!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!
Everyone: running in circles around the room
Kuwabara: Nice going Urameshi!
Yusuke: HEY! How was I supposed to know this would happen?!?!?!
Touya: The fact that Jin is naturally hyper 24/7 wasn't a clue?!?!?!?
Yusuke: Oh yeah huh. Oops. AHHH!!!!
Jin: sees fanclubs outside OOOOO LOOKIE!!! WEIRDOS!!! KILL THE WEIRDOS!!!!!
Fanclubs: meep!!!!
Jin: flies into window and passes out xxYusuke: pokes Jin I think he's dead
Touya: No he isn't
Koenma: What kind of windows do you have Kuwabara?!?!?!
Kuwabara: Bullet proof! Like the movie Bullet Proof Monk!!!!
Everyone: anime fall
Yusuke: getting up Ok my turn to pick again!
Koenma: AHHH!!! IT'S THE APOCOLIPSE!!! EVERYONE RUN!! runs into wall and passes out
Kuwabara: Did you give him skittles too?
Yusuke: No. Anyway, I pick.....
Ddc: tehehehehehehehe that was fun. Oh yeah, that beautiful silky hair line is from the Great Commercial Adventure, one of the funniest fics I've ever read. So I give the author of that fic full credit for the line "Ah my beautiful silky hair!" ;;;; I couldn't think of anything else. Anyway, who will be chosen? Oh and if you want to know my ingenious method of choosing this character, I'll reveal my secret cus I'm not a magician. I wrote down the names of everyone, put them in my Patriots beanie (GO PATRIOTS!!!! ;;; I was born in mass. I can't help it ) and pulled out yusuke's slip by pure luck. isn't it great? And I wanted to use this song in this fic cus it's from Pirates of the Caribbean, the best movie in the world!!!! stares at POTC poster on wall of room 0,0 Oh yeah, and someone pointed out that the last chapter's song isn't from Disney. GOMEN!!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ANASTASIA WASN'T DISNEY!!! ;;;; so I'm really sorry. But I luv that song so I'm not taking it off ok please please PLEASE review! ja!
Afterthought: Oh and the song El Bigote is an actual song that my Spanish teacher played for us on Friday to help us learn direct objects. ;;; and yes it's realy about mustaches, it talks about how "some like it fat, some like it skinny" and so on. I couldn't stop cracking up cus it sounded like something from Monty Python! Seriously, they had these weird crazy people cackling in the very beginning! It was great!