Disclaimer: lalalalalalalalala can I pwease own yu yu hakusho? Pwease? puppy anime eyes
Kuri: eye twitches Get away from me you're scaring me.
Ddc: Tehehehehehe
Summary: Short disclaimer today cus im not feeling very creative with disclaimers. Woohoo I just had another stroke of genius and have got another good idea for a fic! Woohoo! But I'm not telling, cus I haven't written it up yet. ok I just figured out that I'm sleepy. --;;; oh well sleepiness is good! Cus I'm weird when I'm sleepy!!! ok on with the fic I got nothing else to say ;;;
Yusuke: pulls out sheet of paper
Everyone: WELL?!?!
Yusuke: snickers
Everyone: --;;;;
Kurama: Just tell us who it is!
Yusuke: Why should I?
Hiei: Because I'll have my dragon eat you
Kurama: And after that I'll have my death tree eat your soul
Yusuke: Man you two are violent today ;;;
Hiei and Kurama: Thank you flash peace signs as confetti flies through air
Yusuke: AHH NOT AGAIN!!! anime fall
Hiei and Kurama: Tehehehehehe this never gets old
Koenma: Please make it get old! I'm too young to die!
Kuwabara: But aren't you seven hundred years old?
Koenma: EXACTLY! Too young to die!!!
Kurama: Oh shut up you big baby
Hiei: Yeah really. Your whining's pissin' me off.
Koenma: --;;; well sorry if your little victory thingy is scary
Kurama: Oh we can be MUCH scarier
Koenma: Really. I'd like to see how.
Hiei and Kurama: pretend to be ghetto
Hiei: Yo yo yo whatz up ma homey?
Kurama: Nada honey baby. You want some a dis?
Hiei: Oooo ya know me well sugar babe. makes out with Kurama
Koenma: 00 falls over backwards in faint xx
Kuwabara: fainted xx
Yusuke: laughing his ass off
outside
Karasu: 00 since when was Kurama ghetto?
Kuronue: pulls a ghetto Kurama is my homey from da hood.
Karasu: anime fall
Mukuro: You idiots, nobody here is from the ghetto! They're just doing that to scare people!
Kuronue and Karasu: We knew that! ;;;
Mukuro: rolls eyes Uh huh sure ya did.
Bui: pokes Mukuro Hey um Muku? I think we should help Ruka down now.
Mukuro: And why the hell should we do that?
Bui: points to tree
Mukuro: turns around and sees Yomi raping Ruka AHHH!!!! YOMI YOU PERVERTED OLD GOAT!!!!
Yomi: Tehehehehehehe
inside
Hiei and Kurama: stop making out and see Yomi raping Ruka in the tree 00
Yusuke and Kuwabara: Ooooooo watches
Koenma: oooooo my turn my turn! pushes Kuwabara away
Kuwabara: Hey!!!!
Koenma: hits him on head with vase Shut up! This is better than watching that really hot
ningen girl shower on the big screen monitor!
Yusuke: whistles Woohoo Koenma! I never knew you were such a hentai!
Kurama: 00 how can you ENJOY that?!?!?
Hiei: Yeah really 00
Kurama: Uh oh gulps
Hiei: What?
Kurama: turns Yoko
Hiei: Uh oh!!!!
Yoko: runs to window Aw I thought this was actually going to be fun to watch. Yomi ALWAYS does that. pouts Can't teach an old goat new tricks I guess.
Hiei: anime fall
Yoko: CUTIE!!!!! grabs Hiei and makes out with him vigorously
Kuwabara: AHHHH!!!!!
Yusuke: 00 did Yoko just say cutie?!?!
Yoko: stops making out with Hiei I'm happy now
Hiei:
Yoko: Tehehehehehehee ;;;
Hiei: Yoko.......
Yoko: yes love?
Hiei: stares
Yoko: oooo not now love not now. Later.
Hiei: oooo ok!
Yusuke: I have a pretty good idea of what you two are talking about and I'm currently being plagued with disturbing images.
Hiei and Yoko:
Yoko: Disturbing images are good for you though
Hiei: Of course, acting out those disturbing images is better for you
Yoko: True makes out with Hiei
Kuwabara: AHHH!!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!! falls through floor
Koenma: peers through Kuwabara-shaped hole in floor Hey Kuwabara! Don't you think you're over reacting? They've only been doing that for the past looks at clock Four hours.
Kuwabara: climbs out of hole I can't help it! It's so wrong!
Yusuke: No it's not. You're so wrong!
Kuwabara: Huh?
Yusuke: Not to mention stupid.
Kuwabara: HEY!!!! I'M NOT STUPID!!! charges Yusuke
Yusuke: side steps
Kuwabara: crashes into bookshelf owww my head
Yusuke: laughing Well I guess Kuwabara's really "cramming" his head full of books
Yoko: looks up from making out with Hiei on the ground Hey I wonder what happened to Reisho?
on Highway 101
Riesho: running down one of the lanes panting Touya! Come back my beloved icicle! Whew all this running really kills your legs.
Giant refrigerator truck: honks at hunched of Reisho
Riesho: Huh? looks at truck that's heading straight for him AHHH!!!!! tries to out run truck
Truck: plows into Riesho
Riesho: stuck on front window like bug
Truck driver: tries to wipe him off window with wind-shield wipers
Kuwabara's house
Hiei: I guess we'll never know.
Kuwabara: good that guy's creepy. I hope we never see him again.
Koenma: Hey! We forgot about who's singing!
Yoko: Oh yeah! Hey! grabs head
Kuwabara: Oro?
Ddc: appears HEY! THAT'S KENSHIN'S LINE! NOT YOURS! disappears
Kuwabara: huh? I'm so confused.
Yusuke: That's cus you're an idiot
Yoko: No! I don't wanna! You can't make me!
Koenma: Um guys why is Yoko spazzing out?
Hiei: Oh he's just having a fight with himself.
Kuwabara: 00 is that normal?
Hiei: If you have two different people in the same body then yes it is.
Yoko: No! You stupid bastard! I'm not leaving! Ah! bites hand You bit me! You stupid bastard you bit me! That's it! pulls hair HA! Take that!
Everyone except Hiei: 00
Hiei: Ok you two break it up.
Yoko: Noooooo I lost. goes back to red haired Kurama
Kurama: HA! That loser I beat him. Owww my poor poor hair holds head He didn't have to pull my hair so hard!
Yusuke Kuwabara and Koenma: anime fall
Kurama: Hey Yusuke! Tell us who's going now!
Yusuke: Ok! pulls out paper from pocket KOENMA!
Koenma: Meep! Why me?!!?
Yusuke: Because the paper from your stupid hat says so. And I say you're singing Under the Sea! Because I had to sing a stupid song from the Little Mermaid.
Kurama: HEY! The Little Mermaid rocks! Don't insult the Little Mermaid!
Yusuke: Hn. Whatever
Hiei: HEY! THAT'S MY LINE! NO STEALING MY LINE!!!
Yusuke: I don't see your name on it!
Hiei: pulls out legal document HA! It's MINE! I got it COPY WRITE! Hahaha sucker! Now I can sue you!
Yusuke: gulp
Hiei: Give me...... thinks A BILLION GALLEONS OF ICE CREAM!!!!!
Everyone: anime fall
Koenma: CAN I SING NOW?!?!?!?!?!
Yusuke: PLEASE! DO!
lights go down
Koenma: starts talking/singing to Kurama Ariel, listen to me
The human world, it's a mess
Life under the sea
Is better than anything they got up there
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake.
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
Kurama: whispers to Hiei Why is he singing to me?
Hiei: Because you look like Ariel
Kurama: Oh
Hiei: But he is right
Kurama: What do you mean?
Hiei: What more are you looking for?
Kurama: smiles absolutely nothing.
Koenma: Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea
Kurama and Hiei: making out
Koenma: Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate
Uh oh!
Yusuke: Man Koenma's boring when he sings
Kuwabara: You said it
Yusuke: HEY TODDLER! START DANCING!
Koenma: grrrrrr starts dancing weirdly Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Yusuke and Kuwabara: rolling on the floor laughing their asses off because Koenma's
doing the funky chicken dance while singing
Koenma: Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea
Kurama and Hiei: making out
Koenma: The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
Yeah
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rocking' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow!
Yusuke and Kuwabara: laughing
Koenma: trying to regain breath after big rap part
Kurama and Hiei: still making out
Koenma: Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine
Being the beguine
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand!
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
Know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea!!!
Koenma: looks at Kurama and Hiei
Kurama and Hiei: still making out
Koenma: grrrrrr KURAMA!! YOU WEREN'T PAYING ANY ATTENTION!!!
Kurama: stops making out with Hiei Yup. You got a problem with that?
Koenma: GRRRRRRRR
Yusuke and Kuwabara: laughing their asses off
Yusuke: Hahahaha nice chicken dance Koenma hahahahaha
Kuwabara: Yeah that was great!!! Hahahahaa
outside
Kurama fanclub except for Yomi: HEY! HE STOLE OUR VICTORY DANCE!!!
Botan: Oh you guys shut up. He looked oh so cute doing that!
Ogre: appears Koenma?! Oh hi Botan.
Botan: Hi Ogre! Wanna join my Koenma fanclub?
Ogre: SURE!!! Weeeeee!!! Fun fun fun!
Kurama and Hiei fanclubs: anime fall
Yomi: weeeeeee I like this tree now!!!
Ruka: gasps Help me! Somebody please!!!
Mukuro: Hell no, if I go up there that perverted old goat will rape me too!
Yomi: Oh no I wont! You know that!
Mukuro: Promise?
Yomi: Pinky swear!
Mukuro: Oh ok. climbs up tree
Yomi: pushes Ruka off tree and grabs Mukuro Tehehehe new play mate!!!! rips
Mukuro's clothes
Mukuro: AHH!!!! YOU PINKY SWORE!!!
Yomi: Tehehehe I had my ears, fingers, AND toes crossed.
Karasu: he's got a point you know. If you have all those things crossed you can definitely break a pinky swear
Mukuro: AHH!!!!!!!!
inside
Hiei: 00 my boss is getting raped by an ancient six eared goat in a tree.
Kurama: snickers
Hiei: I'll never be able to look at her the same way again. 00
Koenma: oooooo more raping in trees!!! runs to window to watch
Yusuke and Kuwabara: push each other as they run to window
Kurama: No! ARGH! NOT AGAIN! turns yoko
Yoko: goes to window Nope still not exciting. Ok FINE Shuichi you can make out with Hiei more! Jeez don't through another temper tantrum, they're embarrassing. I mean seriously, you're acting like a two year old. turns back into Kurama
Kurama: YAY! makes out with Hiei
Koenma: OK! I gotta pick the next person! And I pick.....
Ddc: Tehehehehehe sorry this kind of goes over the pg-13 rating, but oh well I didn't go into detail so I'm keeping it pg-13 tehehehehe hi Kris! Like the Mukuro getting raped part? Don't worry, I'll have Botan rape her later maybe tehehehe don't ask. Long story. Well anyway, please please PLEASE review!!!! I luv reviews!!! They make me feel all special and loved well gotta go work on getting kris to update her story. ja! And don't forget, reviews make me feel special and luved, and when I feel special and luved I update faster.