(Ta-daaaaah! Presenting the final installment of this current storyline! Now, here's the plan for future chapters of Spyro's Scary Stories. I will be making both one-chapter and multi-chapter stories to go here. Now, of course I can't be creative all the time so I will be accepting suggestions for scary stories to go here. If you do have a suggestion, please read the following: Email the suggestion to me. Don't put it in a review! That'll spoil the story for everyone else. My email is
Panthergirl- And now without further ado...
Clem- ADO! ADO! ADO! ADO!
Panthergirl- (hits Clem with big hammer)
Clem- Ow!!!
Panthergirl- And now without further ado, here's the secret of life! I mean, the end of the story!
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There, in that room was the biggest Elvis collection Spyro had ever seen. There were posters, CDs, cassette tapes, records, DVDs, life-size inflatables, lunch boxes, wallpaper, games, printed-out interviews, and more stuff than that. All of it was Elvis-related. Right in the middle of the shrine were Bianca, Sabina, Hunter, Akiro, Elora, and the manager all tied up and gagged.
"MMMFF!" they said when they saw Spyro. He quickly ran over and untied them. "Guys! What happened?" he asked, untying Elora's gag.
"Spyro! Watch out! There's a crazy person behind you!" she screamed. Spyro turned around and saw the shadowy figure which had pursued them. It stepped into the light and Spyro saw who it was. It was Clem, dressed up as Elvis.
"Clem!?" everyone exclaimed. "Yes, that's right! It's me Clem!" shouted Clem. Suddenly, Clem ran in through the door.
"Two Clems!?" everyone exclaimed. "That's not the real me!" Clem yelled, pulling off the imposter's Clem mask. The guy in the Elvis suit was really Sandy the Sheep!
"Sandy the Sheep!?" everyone exclaimed. Suddenly, the real Sandy came in. "That's not me!" he shouted, pulling of the Sandy mask to reveal...
"Skip the goat!?" everyone exclaimed. Then, just as all the reader decided that they had finally unmasked the villain, the real Skip ran in. "You imposter!" she screamed, pulling off the mask.
(A/N; For all the next exclamations, you'll just have to imagine the real insert name here running in, shouting "That's not the real me!" and pulling off the mask. Don't worry, I'll tell you when we get to the real villain.)
"Panthergirl!?"
"Sheila!?"
"Bentley!?"
"Moneybags!?"
"President Bush!?"
"The Ninja Goats!?"
"A bender!?"
"Spongebob!?"
"Mighty Mouse!?"
"Spyro!?"
"Bugs Bunny!?"
"Scooby-Doo!?"
(Three hours later...)
"Marty McFly." everyone half mumbled, half exclaimed. All the masks and their real-life counterparts were still hanging around. The real Marty McFly ran in. "That's not me!" He shouted, pulling off the imposter's mask.
Finally, the real villain in the Elvis suit was revealed! It was...
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(Frustrating, ain't it?)
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"Steve the tap-dancing penguin!?" everyone in the room except Steve exclaimed. Steve laughed. "Yes! It is I!" he gloated. "And as Steve the Penguin I say it's getting awfully crowded in here." Panthergirl looked around at the crowd. "Okay! Everyone who wasn't in the first part of the storyline, leave now!"
"Aw, man!" everyone else grumbled as they Panthergirl shooed them out the door. "Wait, what about you?" asked Spyro. Panthergirl pulled out a laptop. "I'm gonna type the last chapter in Some State Park In Texas while yall are finishing up."
"Okay! Now, where were we?" asked Steve.
"Um, you were explaining you evil plan to the confused readers?" suggested Hunter.
"Oh, yeah! Well, let's see. After the manager fired me from the housekeeping staff, I forced everyone else to quit, got several cameos in a fanfic, got beat up for it by the Angry Mob, and now I'm getting my revenge by attempting to humiliate them all in order to appease Elvis! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
"Why are you trying to appease Elvis and what's the meaning of all these plushies?" demanded Akiro. "Answer the second question first!"
"Well, as for all the plushies, I have way too much time on my hands. As for that other thing its cause I owe Elvis twelve bucks."
"Uh-huh." said Sabina. "And now I suppose you'll be trying to destroy us with some secret weapon now?"
Steve blinked. "You mean I'm supposed to be armed?"
"GET HIM!!!"
The seven uncaptive captives attacked! They grabbed Steve, tarred and feathered him, used him as a piñata, stuffed him with jalapeños, threw him down a well, pulled him up again, and mailed him to Brazil via motorcycle-driven dogsled.
Then they all got their luggage and plushies, dropped the manager off at Starbucks and started the long trip home. Sabina was hugging her Sabina plushie. "That was fun!" she squealed. "I can't wait for the next Anthrocon!"
No one noticed the lighting, scary music, and evil laughter coming from another hotel on a hill.
(Finally! I'm done! Now, If I can just get some more caffeine...)