Disclaimer: Ok no funky disclaimers. Sorry.
Everyone: WHAAAA!!!
Ddc: 00;;;;;;; ok then.
Summary: HELLO! tehehehe ok cus I'm seriously sugar high off soda and lemon lollipops (teheheheheeh kris. Lemon lollipops sorry inside joke ;;;) and because I wann start the sequel for this fic, I'm making another chapter!!! Woohoo! Everyone do a dance!!!! Except the chicken dance, that is reserved for me and the dancing hampster in a chicken suit that is sitting on my kitchen counter. ;;; don't ask. Oh and I'm loaning that to Koenma and the Kurama fanclub, so they're giving it back to me asap. RIGHT GUYS??!
Koenma and Kurama fanclub: Meep! Yes ma'am!
good. Ok then, on with the fic!!!!
Koenma: I pick.....
Kurama: Lalalalalalalalalala
Yusuke: Random comment #570!
Hiei: What the hell are you talking about Yusuke?
Yusuke: Never mind you wouldn't understand.
Kuwabara: True nobody ever understands Yusuke.
Kieko: shouts through window I DO!
Shizuru: I DO TOO!
Kuwabara and Yusuke: AH! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?!?!?!
Kieko: We
Shizuru: Are
Both: The Yusuke Fanclub! flash peace signs as confetti flies through air
Everyone: anime fall
Kurama: gets up and brushes dust off of him Well it looks like we all have fanclubs now. Except for you Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: Whhaaaaaa nobody loves me!
Hiei: And for good reason too.
Kuwabara: I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT LOUDER!
Hiei: Ok. AND FOR GOOD REASON TOO!!!
Kuwabara: RAWR!!!! attacks Hiei
Hiei: jumps up and down on Kuwabara's head WEEEEE!!!! HE'S A
TRAMPOLINE!!!!!
Yusuke: 00;;;; what on earth did you eat Hiei?!?!
Hiei: Only twenty lemon flavored lollipops.
Kurama: Uh oh. That explains a lot.
Hiei: jumps onto Kurama SANTA!!!!!! Can I have a pretty silver fox doll for Christmas? Huh huh can I can I PWEASE!!! anime puppy eyes
Kurama: 00;;;;;;;;;
Yusuke: anime fall
Hiei: runs around room with his arms spread out like airplane wings WEEEEE!!!!
Woosh! Woosh! I can fly I can fly!
Yusuke: Oh god it's our Christmas party all over again! Now all he has to do is...
Hiei: jumps off couch and flaps arms and "flies" into bookshelf
Yusuke: grimaces That.
Kurama: OH NO!!! HIEI!!! SPEAK TO ME!!! holds hand
Hiei: Weeeeeee!!!!! It's Ariel from the Little Mermaid!!!! Hey where'd your tail go?!?!?!
Kurama: Ok he's fine.
Hiei: I WANT A PIGGY BACK RIDE!!!! jumps on Kurama's back Giddi up horsy! Can I be in the rodeo?!? Huh huh can I can I?!?!?!
Yusuke: 00;;;;; I'm scared he's worse than Jin when he's hyper!
Hiei: points at Yusuke Hey look! It's a king! Let's through coconuts at him!!!!!!
Yusuke: AHHH!!!! KURAMA!!! GET YOUR CRAZY BOYFRIEND AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!
Kurama: STOP IT HIEI!!!
Hiei: gets creepy seductive look Oh baby aren't you looking hot tonight.
Kurama: 00 gulps Uh oh.
Hiei: wraps arm around Kurama's waist Hey sugar how bout coming with me back to my pad. It'll just be the two of us. Sounds like fun, neh?
Kurama: 00 Hiei.............
Hiei: puts hand up Kurama's shirt don't be so tense baby. Relax. Enjoy yourself.
Kurama: looks around at others Um guys?!? A little help here?!?!
Kuwabara: No way! The last thing I need is Hiei jumping me!
Hiei: looks at Kuwabara AHH!!!! IT'S THE SON OF GOLLEM AND A CAVE TROLL!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!
Kurama: sighs in relief that Hiei's back to little kid hyperness whew.
Hiei:grabs pair of scissors I think your hair is too long red! Time to have a trim!
Kurama: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY HAIR!!!!!!!
Hiei: chases Kurama around with a pair of scissors
Kurama: runs away holding hair HIEI!!! STOP IT!!!!!
Hiei: NEVER REDDIELOCKS!!!!! WEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Koenma: 00 at least he hasn't done anything to me yet.
Hiei: sees Koenma OOOO!!! LOOK!!!! THE LITTLE TODDLER HAS A FUNKY HAT!!!
Koenma: Uh oh.
Hiei: KILL THE HAT!!! grabs hat and rips it to shreds using teeth
Koenma: is bald without hat
Everyone: 00
Yusuke: starts laughing Hey look!! The toddler hasn't grown hair yet!!!
Kuwabara: Hahahahahha!!! He looks like a martian!!!
Hiei: sneaks away and steals electric shaver from Kuwabara's bathroom
Kurama: is hiding on top of book shelf
Hiei: sneaks up behind Kuwabara and shaves off his hair Tehehehe now he's a martian too!!!
Kuwabara: AHHH!!! MY HAIR!!!!!! picks up pieces of hair on ground No! Speak to me hair!!! Speak to me!!!!!
Hiei: Tehehehehe!!!!!! pulls Yusuke's hair off 00 it's a wig!!!!
Yusuke: tries to cover up curly blonde hair with hands
Kurama:00 uh oh. I'm the only one with good hair left!
Hiei: ooo foxy!!!!!
Kurama: 00 YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!
Hiei: ok! runs around room skipping while singing Mary had a Little Lamb
Kuwabara: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!!!!
Koenma: 00 OK! THE NEXT PERSON IS HIEI!!! AND HE'S SINGING looks at song list on back of cd LES POISSONS!!!!! Hopefully that'll calm him down.
Hiei: WEEEE!!!! FRENCHIES!!!!!!
lights go down low
Hiei: in perfect French accent Les poissons
Les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop
And to serve little fish
First I cut off their heads
And I pull out the bones
Ah mais oui
Ca c'est toujours delish
Hiei: starts hacking away with invisible fish on sofa arm with katana
Kurama: sneaks down from top of book shelf
Hiei: Les poissons
Les poissons
Hee hee hee
Hah hah hah
With the clever I hack them in two
I pull out what's inside
And I serve it up fried
God, I love little fishes
Don't you?
Everyone: calming down
Koenma: whispers to Yusuke I think he's going back to normal!
Yusuke: Let's hope so.
Hiei: Here's something for tempting the palate
Prepared in the classic technique
First you pound the fish flat with a mallet
Then you slash through the skin
Give the belly a slice
Then you rub some salt in
'Cause that makes it taste nice
Hiei: has successfully dissected the sofa arm chair looks up and sees Kurama
Hiei: Zut alors! I have missed one!!!
Kurama: 00 uh oh.
Hiei: goes up to Kurama Sacre bleu
What is this?
How on earth could I miss
Such a sweet little succulent crab?
Kurama: Great now I'm a crab.
Hiei: Quel dommage
What a loss
Here we go in the sauce throws Kurama onto the couch
Now some flour, I thinkJust a dab
Now I stuff you with bread stuffs pillow into Kurama's mouth
It don't hurt'Cause you're dead
And you're certainly luck you are
Kurama: 00 muffled shriek I'M NOT DEAD!!!!! I'M NOT DEAD!!!!!
Hiei: brandishing katana 'Cause it's gonna be hot
In my big silver pot
Toodle loo mon poisson
Au revoir!Kurama: rolls away before Hiei chops his head off with katana AHHH!!!!!!!!
Hiei: chases Kurama around room waving katana around RAWR!!!!!!!!!! POISSON!!!! COME BACK HERE POISSON!!!! I GOTTA STUFF YOU WITH BREAD!!!!!!
Kurama: AHHH!!!! HIEI!!!! CAN'T WE TALK THIS OVER?!?!?!?!
Hiei: NOPE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: 00
Hiei: runs into bookshelf and passes out xx
Kurama: huddling in corner meep!
outside
Fanclubs: 00
Mukuro: Remind me to never give Hiei any form of sugar EVER again.
Bui: I'll make a note as soon as possible.
Karasu and Kuronue: hugging each other crying
Kuronue: Whaaaaaa poor Kurama!!!!!
Karasu: Whaaaaa he was almost stuffed with bread!!!!
Kieko and Shizuru: 00 Yusuke isn't a natural black?!?!?!
Ruka and Yomi: still screwing like rabbits in tree
Botan and Ogre: have fainted from shock of bald toddler Koenma xx xx
Koto: is reading Cosmopolitan oooo so you can suck, lick, AND bite, but only if you want to. Hmmmmmm stuffs nose into Cosmopolitan
inside
Hiei: wakes up Huh? What happened? sees bald Koenma and Kuwabara, Yusuke putting his black hair back on, and Kurama shivering in a corner Uh oh did I eat sugar again?
Kurama: nods head vigorously
Yusuke: Yup you had twenty lemon lollipops.
Hiei: Uh oh. What did I do in my urge this time?
Yusuke: Urge?!?!
Hiei: Don't ask.
Kuwabara: Well to summarize everything, you jumped on my head screaming that it was a trampoline, then jumped on Kurama saying that he was Santa and that you wanted a silver fox doll for Christmas, and you flew off the couch into the bookshelf, then jumped onto Kurama's back saying he was a horsy and you wanted to be in the rodeo. And then you said Yusuke was a king and we should throw coconuts at him, and then you said that Kurama's hair was too long and you started chasing him around with scissors trying to cut his hair off, and THEN you got all weird and horny and started hitting on Kurama and then you called me the son of Gollem and a cave troll, which, I might add, is not true.
Hiei: Yes it is.
Kuwabara: SHUT UP! MY STORY TIME! NOT YOURS! Anyway, after that you cut up Koenma's had and revealed to us that he actually is bald, then you shaved off my hair so now I'm bald too, and then you pulled off Yusuke's hair, which turns out to be a wig, and by then Kurama was hiding on top of the bookshelf which somehow managed to stand up again after you flew into it, and then you started skipping around in circles singing Mary Had a Little Lamb, and then to try to calm you down we had you sing Les Poissons, only that didn't work because then you thought Kurama was a crab and so at the end of the song you were chasing him around waving your katana like a maniac and shouting that you were going to stuff him with bread, and then you ran into the bookshelf and passed out.
Hiei: 00 that wasn't me.
Yusuke: Yes it was!!
Hiei: No, that was an evil noodle that took over my brain.
Everyone: anime fall
Koenma: An evil noodle. Now that's a new one.
Hiei: crawls over to Kurama and pets hair Gomen nasai koibito. Ai shiteru
Hiei and Kurama: kiss tenderly
Everyone: Awwwwwwwww
ten minutes later
Koenma: Ok well I gotta get back to the office soon.
Kurama: And Hiei and I have a little catching up to do winks at Hiei
Hiei: big grin
Kuwabara: Yeah I gotta clean up the house before my parents get home
Yusuke: And I have absolutely nothing to do so I'll just go home for no apparent reason because everyone else has stuff to do.
Hiei: So how bout we wrap this up guys?
Kuwabara: As long as it doesn't involve you eating lemon lollipops.
Hiei: Ok I get to pick then.
Ddc: Teheheheheheheh as I said. Sugar high-ness is bad for me. It makes me do weird stuff ;;;; tehehehehehehehe. Ok I'm done giggling. Man I'm beat. It's only 12:18 though!!!! Oh well. Gotta get up tomorrow to write an evil paper from hell for the evil teacher from hell from the evil class from hell, also known as a country overview paper on Japan's recent history for Mrs. Everist for World History. --;;;; man I never wanna wake up. Oh yeah, who will Hiei choose and what song will it be? Only I know! oh and I'm sorry to say that the next chapter will be the final chapter of Disney Karaoke. Whaaaaaaa so sad!!!! I've had so much fun with this fic!!! But wait, it's not the last chapter yet. ;;; I'll save all the mushy crying stuff for then. ja!