Disclaimer: Trust me you don't want me to own yu yu hakusho or Disney.
Kuri: shivers oh man if you owned Disney those poor kids would be scarred for life!
Ddc: Oh you mean like YOU SCARRED ME FOR LIFE WHEN YOU STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE USES OF CHICKEN DRUMSTICKS?!!?!?!?
Kuri: Yup hey don't you agree with me that that's a very good use for one?
Ddc: NO! For one thing that would hurt like hell.
Kuri: --;;; spoil sport.
Summary: ok trust me on this one. You DON'T wanna know what Kuri told me. ;;; ok well anyway, IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER!!!!!!!!! bursts into tears Whaaaaaa I can't believe it's done! ;; well, it's technically not DONE cus I haven't written it yet, but still. The concept is killing me! Oh yeah, and I decided that I'm gonna risk getting this story taken off and post this on again! Cus I know that people there liked this fic a lot, so I'll be nice well, yeah, nuf said. ON WITH THE FICCY!
afterthought CAIN AND SHIDO FROM NIGHTWALKER ARE DAMN SEXY VAMPIRES! ;;; ok I had to get that out of my system.
Hiei: grabs cd case Oooo this one looks good.
Kurama: looks over Hiei's shoulder Which one?
Hiei: points at song title That one.
Kurama: 00
Kuwabara: What is it Kurama?
Kurama: Let me see that case. turns case over Oh that explains it. This is the Moulin Rouge Soundtrack. Ok where'd the Disney case go!?!?!
Yusuke: Oh oops here it is ;;;
Hiei: What were you doing with it?!?!?!
Yusuke: Eating it
Hiei: -- seriously.
Yusuke: Giving it to them points to couch
Purple haired guy and blonde hair guy: making out on couch
Blonde: Oo Shido. Now will you return to me?
Shido: Maaayyybbbeeeeee. Ok sure Cain I'll come back.
Cain: YAY!!!!
Everyone: anime fall
Kuwabara: WHERE THE HELL DID THEY COME FROM!?!?!?!
Ddc and Kris appear
Ddc: Oops wrong fic!!! ;;;; grabs Cain and Shido Ah my two favorite bishie vamps. Come on we're going.
Kris: Can I have fun with them NOW?!?!?!
Ddc: No you got yoko and kenshin and sano. Besides I dibbed these two last night.
Kris: Awwww pouts
Ddc: Lemon lollipops
Kris: HAHAHAHAH!!!! rolling on the floor laughing her ass off
Ddc: ok time to go grabs Kris and disappears with vampires
Koenma: Ok that was weird.
Kurama: HEY!!! THAT GUY WAS COPYING MY FOX SIDE!!!!!
Yusuke: How so?
Kurama: --;;; you dumbass, he had long purplish hair and gold eyes! Yokolong purplish hair and gold eyes!
Hiei: Awww it's ok kitsune. You're still prettier. makes out with Kurama
Kuwabara: AH!!!!!
outside
Karasu: steam coming from ears THAT GUY COPIED MY BLONDE FORM!!!!!
looks at Kuronue Can I please kill him?!
Ddc: appears behind Karasu You kill him I kill you. Now pipe down. disappears
Kuronue: Ok that's really creepy. I wish she didn't do that
Kris: appears behind Karasu and Kuronue CUTIES!!!! jumps both
Kuronue and Karasu: AHHHHH!!!!!
Mukuro: points and laughs Hahahaa suckers
Bui: scratches head Hey how'd you get out of the tree?
Mukuro: I've been out of the tree for a while. Yomi liked Ruka better.
Ruka: Whaaaaaaa TT
Yomi: Weeeeee this is fun.
Botan: Ooooo lemon lollipops eats one oooooo goes all swirly eyed Oh look! Koenma! looks at Mukuro
Ogre: Um I don't think that's Koenma
Botan: shaddup Ogre ya don't know whatda talkin' about
Mukuro: covering eyes from Yomi and doesn't notice Botan
Botan: KOENMA!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! jumps Mukuro and starts raping her
Mukuro: AHH!!! WHY THE HELL AM I BEING RAPED ALL THE TIME?!?!?!?!?
Botan: Why Koenma did you have a sex change? You sound so feminine. Oh well!
Mukuro: WHAAAAA NOT AGAIN!!
Fanclubs: 00
inside
Hiei and Kurama: look outside to see Karasu and Kuronue being jumped by red haired girl from before and Mukuro being raped by Botan 00
Koenma: OH MY GOD BOTAN IS RAPING MUKURO!!!!! GOD HELP US! Oh wait, I'm a god. ;;;; ok then, um, SOMEBODY HELP US!!!
Kuwabara: 00 and I thought guys making out was scary
Yusuke: WOOHOO GO BOTAN!!!!
Everyone: anime fall
Kuwabara: I never knew you were that perverted Yusuke
Yusuke: I'm shameless and proud of it!
Hiei: rolls eyes Baka.
Yusuke: Hey why aren't I baka muy grande like Kuwabara?
Hiei: No that phrase is reserved for him
Kuwabara: YAY! I FEEL SO SPECIAL!!! does happy chicken dance
Kris: sees chicken dance through window AH!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!! disappears
Kuwabara: Eh?
Koenma: Whatever. Hiei what are we singing!!
Hiei: looks at case Hey Fox! What about this one?
Kurama: ooo that'd be a good one.
Koenma: What is it?
Hiei: Who sings what part?
Kurama: Hmmm I think you should sing that part and I'll sing that part and the other's these parts
Kuwabara: Who sings what part?!?
Yusuke: What song?!?!?!
Hiei: Nah I think Kuwabra should sing that part and the baka that part and the toddler that part.
Koenma Kuwabara and Yusuke: WHAT'S THE FRICKING SONG?!?!?!?!
Hiei and Kurama:
Hiei: Jeez so pushy. Can you feel the love tonight. Obviously.
Yusuke: --;;; go figure. Hiei always picks mushy songs.
Hiei: That's so not true! I picked hakuna matata!
Yusuke: Exactly. Mushy songs
Kurama: How is a song about relaxing and a warthog smelling bad mushy?
Yusuke: It just is ok!?!?!?!
Kurama: -- whatever
Kuwabara: Ok lets sing it! Who sings what?
Hiei: I'm Simba cus I've got the deepest voice. Kurama's Nala cus he's got the girliest voice, and you two are the same characters as you were in Hakuna Matata
Koenma: HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!
Kurama: You're in the chorus with Yusuke and Kuwabara
Koenma: Oh ok!
Hiei: -- can we start now!?!?!?!
lights go down low
Yusuke: I can see what's happ'ning
Kuwabara: What?
Yusuke: And they don't have a clue!
Kuwabara: looks around Who?
Yusuke: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line. Our trio's down to two. sad face
Kuwabara: Oh sad face
Yusuke: The sweet caress of the twilight
There's magic everwhere
And with all this romantic atmosphere
Disaster's in the air
Koenma Kuwabara and Yusuke: Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things
outside
Yusuke Fanclub: 0,0
Kieko: He has such a dreamy voice sighs
Yusuke: winks at Kieko
Kieko: faints
inside
Hiei: grins then looks sad So many things to tell her
But how to make her see
The truth about my past? Impossible!
She'd turn away from me
Kurama: grinning too He's holding back, he's hiding
But what, I can't decide
Why won't he be the king I know he is
The king I see inside?
All five: Can you feel the love tonight?
You needn't look too far
Stealing through the night's uncertainties
Love is where they are
Hiei and Kurama: fall onto couch and start making out
Kuwabara: tries to keep from screaming
Yusuke: tries to sound sad but fails miserably And if he falls in love tonight
It can be assumed
His carefree days with us are history
In short, our pal is doomed
music dwindles away
Yusuke: Woohoo that rocked! Didn't it you guys?
Kuwabara: gagging again
Koenma: waving at Ogre through window
Hiei and Kurama: still making out on the couch
Yusuke: --;;;;
outside
Everyone except for Botan and Mukuro who have disappeared: sobbing
Karasu: That was so beautiful!
Bui: Hiei is so good as a soloist!
Kieko: Yusuke winked at me! Did you see it?!?!
Shizuru: 0,0 Yusuke's voice is so pretty!
Ogre: Ooooo looky! Koenma's waving at me!
Kuronue: looks at tree Hey where'd Yomi go?
Karasu: Uh oh. YOMI'S ON THE LOOSE!!! EVERYBODY RUN AWAY!!!!!
Bui: Why?
Yomi: jumps off of roof and starts raping Kuronue
Karasu: THAT'S WHY! RUN!!!!!
Fanclubs except for Kuronue: run away
Hiei: looks up from making out with Kurama on the couch Hey where'd the fanclubs go?
Kurama: I only see Kuronue. Oo turns yoko
Yoko: Oooo
Kuwabara: AH! shuts curtains
Yusuke: 00 why was Kuronue naked?
Everyone: hear thuds on the roof
Yoko: hugs Hiei I'm scared!
Yusuke: rolls eyes You're pathetic Yoko you know that right?
Yoko: Shut up. I bet Yomi's on the loose again
Kuwabara: How is that a bad thing?
Yoko: Trust me. It's a bad thing.
Koenma: Why.....
Yomi: crashes through window Marine style RAWR!!!!
Everyone: AHH!!!! run around room in circles
Yomi: RAWR jumps on Koenma
Koenma: AHHH!!! SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!!
Yomi: rapes Koenma
Kuwabara: QUICK! TO THE DOOR!!
Everyone: runs to the door
Yusuke: tries to open door DAMN IT! IT'S LOCKED!
Yomi: peeks around doorway PEAK A BOO! I SEE YOU! jumps Kuwabara
Yusuke Hiei and Yoko: AHHHH!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!! run upstairs
Yusuke: Come on you guys, we've gotta find a way out before that freak catches us!
Yomi: runs up and jumps Yusuke from behind MUHAHAHAH!!! YOU TWO ARE NEXT!!!!!
Yoko and Hiei: AHH!!!! run into main bedroom and lock the door
Yoko: scared look What do we do now?!?! We're trapped!!!
Hiei: Ok let's calm down and think of a way out.
Yomi: starts punching door down
Yoko and Hiei: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Hiei: points THE WINDOW!!! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
Yoko and Hiei: run to window
Yoko: Ok. On the count of the three. One. Two
Yomi: YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE ME!!!!! runs into Yoko and Hiei and push them out of window
Yoko and Hiei: AHHHHHHH oof hit ground xx xx
Yomi: hits head on tree branch
Yoko and Hiei: wake up
Hiei: pokes Yomi Is he dead?
Yoko: Lets just say he is. What do you say we go to my place?
Hiei: Sounds like fun. I'm assuming the party's over anyway.
Yoko and Hiei: walk away
2 hours later
Jin and Touya: fly through broken window
Jin: Is as red as a tomato That's the last time I EVER go somewhere where a song says the days are hotter than hot. I'll be peeling for weeks!
Touya: also sunburned Hey I'm not much better you know. sees Koenma on ground What happened here?!?!
Jin: floats to hallway Hey Kuwabara's here too!
Touya: walks up stairs So is Yusuke
Both: walk into main bedroom and look out window to see Yomi on the ground
Yomi:
Jin: scratches head If I didn't know better I'd say that the blind old windbag of a goat went on a raping spree and raped everyone except Hiei and Yoko, who were pushed out the window by Yomi and then went back to Kurama's place.
Touya: You and your imagination. Jeez. Sometimes I wonder about you. Oh well, I guess the party's over. Too bad. Come on, let's go get some chocolate.
Jin: WEEEE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! LEAD THE WAY ICY!
Touya: Then we can get my favorite lemon flavored ice cream.
Jin: Ok! Let's go!!! Let's go!!!
Touya: Ok ok keep your horn on.
Jin and Touya: walk out of house
Ddc: WHHHAAAAA IT'S REALLY OVER!!!!! TT oh well! I got a sequel in the works anyway! so check that out once I post it! And as always, please review! And I'll try to have this story up on asap. So until next time, ja! Whaaaa kuri! I still cant believe its really over!!!
Kuri: Aw man now you're gonna be blubbering all night.
Ddc: Whaaa. Oh wait. I can watch Nightwalker!!!!
Kuri: --;;; well that was fast.
Ddc: Shut up.
Kuri: So until next time. JA! And check out Ddc's other fics! Cus I'm in them!
Ddc: --
Kuri:
Ddc: oh and don't forget to check out the sequel to this fic, Not Another Karaoke Party. ja ja!