Disclaimer: The characters in this story do not belong to me! They belong to Meg Cabot.
A/N: Chapter four. Huh. I've given up on Angel Face for a while, I'm completely stuck on chapter nine so I writing this. I just noticed I have 23 reviews, that's an average of...wait a sec while I get my calculator out...7.6666666 (lots more sixs) 7reviews per chapter, that's amazingly amazing. I lurve you and I haven't updated in a while cos of school but that has inspired me, so here you go my lovelys. Thanks to these people for reviewing:
Pens in Potatoes: I love it when Jesse's there to comfort Suze too, don't you wish Jesse was there to comfort you in your er...times of need? Thanks for reviewing again!
Gatorchick007: I just realised, are you in any way, shape or form related to James Bond? Cos that would be cool, but also kinda freaky seeing how he's not real and all. Anywho get as excited as you want, bounce up and down in your seat kind of excited if you like, only remember, don't die, it's not healthy. Thanks for reviewing! Yay!
RayHaisa: I think evil-ness could possibly be a word. I'd also like to see some more Paul evil-ness but I'm not too sure if Paul is evil, just a bit mean and not nice and oh wait a second, he is kinda evil...thanks for reviewing!
- - - - - -: I'm guessing you couldn't be bothered with a name, I forgive you, sometimes you just have to be lazy. Fluff will possibly be coming, wait and see. Thanks for reviewing!
Dreamingducky: Quack! I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. I saw ducks at the zoo today...Yes it is sad, everyone make sad faces, say 'Poor Suze' and bring out the violins. Yes. Thanks for reviewing!
Hehe smiley face. It's very mysterious, makes me think 'What is his/her name? Are they more than just a smiley face?' I rock? Aww, thank you. Thanks for reviewing!
Alenor: I'm glad you can breath, it's not exactly a healthy colour, blue. In answer to your question (hehe I sound like someone from Blue Peter or something) yes Suze's dad moved on by choice. Woohoo! Are you really normal? I hope not, and if so what is normal? Thanks for reviewing!
Ahhhh: Yes it's sad, as I said before. But yes she does have Jesse so that's good! I am updating right now, just for you. Thanks for reviewing!
SweetestReject: Yay! Cute! I'm glad you love my story, I love your stories too! Thanks for reviewing!
Havana Luna: I'm so glad you love my story, I love it too. Is it really the best? OMG thank you, I love you lots...in a non lesbian way of course. Thanks for reviewing!
Alyssa: Yes Jesse is alive. Yes it is HOT, because Jesse is hot, but mine, hands off. Thanks for reviewing!
Acidic-Lover: I love cute stuff. I'm glad you like the title, or were you being sarcastic? I love sarcasm, it may be the lowest form of whit but it's definitely the funniest. Thanks for reviewing!
Crikey, this is over a page and it's only the author's note. Oops. Hehe. Which is why I'm shutting up and giving you the story.
Lots of luv from Lor-lor
I reluctantly slipped out of Jesse's arms (well you'd be reluctant too, it was so warm and cosy) and walked over to the bathroom, leaving Jesse asleep on the bed. One look in the mirror told me that I wasn't exactly looking at my best, my eyes were red and puffy like little mouse eyes and my cheeks looked all shiny from where my tears had dried, not to mention my hair was all over the place, it looked like I had back combed it. I think I must have looked a lot like Frankenstein's wife, or possibly a zombie.
I washed my face with really cold water, just to wake me up a bit (A/N: Is it just me or do any of you wake up more tired than when you went to sleep?). I quickly grabbed my brush and ran it through my hair, looking in the mirror again I found that I looked absolutely...only slightly better than before. I figured that make up would help so I went back through to my room, seeing Jesse still asleep on my bed. I guess you would be a pretty heavy sleeper if you hadn't slept for 150 years. It makes sense. I applied my make up, helping my face go from the 'is that a man or a woman?' stage to 'wow, she could just about pass as a woman'. Well it was marginally better.
When I was done fixing my face I had to wake Jesse. It was so hard to do, partly because he looked so adorable, so peaceful just lying there, but mostly because he was a really heavy sleeper. Seriously, I almost had to resort to finding a foghorn. I tried gently shaking him first. Nothing. Nada. So then I whispered his name in his ear, still no reaction. I considered shouting at him but I didn't want to damage his perfect ears, my God I must be crazy, I'm saying he has perfect ears. So instead I hit him with a pillow. Well what would you have done? It was the only option, at least the only one that seemed sensible to me, never mind that in reality it was really childish. (A/N: I just realised that in the first chapter Jesse said 'Is it be possible?' That's not even English, why didn't Word correct it? Stupid thing.)
Hitting Jesse with a pillow may not have seemed like the best option to you but at least it worked, very well in fact. Jesse shot straight upright, looking bewildered and a bit dazed.
"Susannah," a pause, "Did you just hit me with a pillow?"
"You know what Jesse? I'm not sure." I replied, playing dumb.
"Do you know what I think, Susannah? I think you did just hit me with a pillow. And for that, you are going to pay." Uh-oh. That didn't sound good. And that was when he started tickling me. I shrieked with laughter, so not a Suze thing, you know shrieking, especially with laughter.
"Jesse, no, stop, please!" I managed to get out in between bouts of laughter. He finally stopped and that's when I realised that he'd some how ended up on top of me in the process.
"Hi Jesse." I squeaked out.
"Hello Susannah." What the hell were we on about? I was just pondering over this when Jesse lowered his head and covered my lips with his own.
We were almost into the heavy duty make out session stage when a shout came up the stairs, "Suze! Dinner's ready!"
Why are we always getting interrupted by dinner being ready? I had to resist the urge to shout back down the stairs, "I don't need dinner, thanks! I'm eating Jesse!" I thought that might be a bit forward, and could possibly offend Jesse and several other people, though so I held it back.
Jesse got off with me...I mean OF me, Jesse got off of me, and I grabbed his hand as we stood up and walked down the stairs together. I figured everyone was in the dining room as there was no one in the hallway, well people don't tend to hang out in the hallway but you never know. Sure enough everyone was in the dining room, just as I had suspected, I am so clever. As we walked in all talking that was going on stopped and everyone's heads turned towards us at the exact same time. It was pretty freaky actually, like majorly freaky.
"Um...hi?" That was about all I could manage, what with the whole freaky head turning thing.
"So, Susie," I swear Jesse was about to laugh when my mum called me that, I glared at him out of the corner of my eye (A/N: Is that even possible?), "Are you going to introduce us?" What's the point? You know who he his!
"Um...sure. Everyone, this is Jesse. Jesse this is my mum, Andy, Jake, Brad and David." I went around the table, introducing everyone one by one. Jesse let go of my hand and stepped forward to shake Andy's hand, and then my mum's...and then Jake's...and David's. He tried to shake Brad's hand too but he just ignored him, didn't even bother to say 'hi' or anything. How rude can you get?
"It's nice to finally meet you all." Finally? That made it sound like we'd be dating for ages and he'd been waiting forever. Way to go Jesse. I was almost mad, but then I realised that I had a wonderful, really, really, REALLY hot boyfriend who loved me and I decided to be at one with the world.
We sat down and the dinner was underway. And the questioning. Stuff like, "So Jesse, where do you live?", "So Jesse, where are your family?" and many more "So Jesse..."s. Jesse made most of it up, but there were parts of the truth in there. He said about his family's ranch etc. It was a very...interesting experience. Jesse seemed to get on well with Sleepy and Doc, although Brad was quite happy to continue with the whole 'must ignore Suze's boyfriend as much as possible' thing. All in all though it went pretty well.
When it came to dessert we skipped and went out together for ice-cream. I was generally at one with the world.
A/N: I finally wrote the fourth chapter. Yay for me. Although I bet it will take me forever to write the fifth. I'm trying to telepathically will my brother to go online, he's in England right now and I just bought a webcam so I wanna talk to him on MSN with it. It's Christmas in like one and a half months or something! Yay! I'm already listening to Chrimbo songs! Is it just me or did October just whiz by? And September went SO slowly. Right, shutting up. Please R&R my lovely reviewers!