The World of Rock
Sesshoumaru's Statements
Disclaimer: Don't own Inu, so don't sue!
Scene enters to show a large roomed filled with books on shelves all around. Next we see a chair, going around we see the person sitting there to be none other than....Sesshoumaru!
"Hello. I'll bet you're all very confused right now. Seeing as how this story ended months ago, I'll bet you're all saying, 'What is this another chapter? Is this story still going'
I asure you it is not. The author however, being the idiot that she is, forgot the two main characters in the epilogue to this story, my lovely wife Rin and myself. You see, I'm here now, at this moment to tell you what happened after the epilogue, the story that no one hears about. So I welcome you to, "Sesshoumaru's Statements". Now please take a seat and listen carefully of what I am about to tell you, the fans of this story, if any at all."
"I will start with myself and my beautiful wife, Rin. We were married 3 months after those other fools held all three of their weddings at the same time. I would not have any part of that ridiculous ceremony, other than being the best man for them. Rin was a bridesmaid, a most beautiful one at that. We held a small wedding, with just our closest friends and family there.
After being married for only 6 months, Ayame became pregnant and had a girl. A year later,
Sango was the next to expect a baby, and had a boy. And now, my sister in law, Kagome, is expecting a baby. They're expecting a girl, even though my dear brother is most likely wanting a boy, but I don't think he's being picky. Our bands still record music, together, for after the concert we merged our bands together as a whole. We have not done any tours since the one that was featured in the story and we most likely won't for a long time to come. We also-"
"Sesshoumaru!"
"Damn!" Sesshoumaru muttered as his wife, Rin, came bounding through the door.
"Yes dear?" Sesshoumaru turned his attention to his lovely wife, who was dressed in a whit sundress, with a transparent layer of light blue over it.
"I want to try this new hairspray on your hair! It looks very promising." She held up the can to show him.
Sesshoumaru dropped his head in a sigh.
"Must we do it now? I'm giving the closing statements for, 'The World of Rock'."
Rin looked at him in puzzlement, tilting her head slightly like a puppy would.
"I thought we were done with this story. Is the author still adding chapters? If so, why was I not informed of this! I should be getting paid for it! I'll sue!"
"Rin! Rin, calm down! There's is not other chapters and the story is finished. The author just felt bad for not including us in the epilogue, so she asked me to do this little segment called, "Sesshoumaru's Statements", to wrap things up."
"Oooooo! Well, are you done yet? Can I try this hairspray out on you now? Pleaseeeee! I want to put the top layer of your hair in a ponytail and put little braids all around it! Come on stop rolling!" Rin tackled the cameraman, disabling the picture.
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30 mintues later
The picture comes back on showing the last cameraman still passed out on the floor. A new cameraman takes over and goes to Sesshoumaru, who now sits with the top layer of his hair tied in a ponytail, and tiny braids surrounding the whole thing. Rin sits on the arm of the chair, finishing up the last of the braids.
"Well, we're finished here. I thank you all for joining me in, "Sesshoumaru's Statements".
There will be no next time, so goodbye for ever my loyal fans. Say goodbye Rin." Sesshoumaru nudged Rin's arm, who didn't notice he was talking to her.
"Oh! Bye!" Rin waved to the audience enthusiastically.
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Author: So did you do it?
Sess: Yes, it's over. Do i get paid for this?
Author: I was going to pay you, until you called me an idiot!
Sess: (Pales) W- well y-you said that you were an idiot, so i just assumed-
Author: Ah ha! So you did call me an idiot! I should've turn you into a gay man in this story!
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Well, THAT was the LAST chapter. It didn't feel complete before, but now I'm done. Tied up all the loose ends. So review and let me know what you thought about, humorous at all, or not?
Did it complete some things for you? I hope so, cuz I'm done with it now.
Sesshoumaru's Statements
Disclaimer: Don't own Inu, so don't sue!
Scene enters to show a large roomed filled with books on shelves all around. Next we see a chair, going around we see the person sitting there to be none other than....Sesshoumaru!
"Hello. I'll bet you're all very confused right now. Seeing as how this story ended months ago, I'll bet you're all saying, 'What is this another chapter? Is this story still going'
I asure you it is not. The author however, being the idiot that she is, forgot the two main characters in the epilogue to this story, my lovely wife Rin and myself. You see, I'm here now, at this moment to tell you what happened after the epilogue, the story that no one hears about. So I welcome you to, "Sesshoumaru's Statements". Now please take a seat and listen carefully of what I am about to tell you, the fans of this story, if any at all."
"I will start with myself and my beautiful wife, Rin. We were married 3 months after those other fools held all three of their weddings at the same time. I would not have any part of that ridiculous ceremony, other than being the best man for them. Rin was a bridesmaid, a most beautiful one at that. We held a small wedding, with just our closest friends and family there.
After being married for only 6 months, Ayame became pregnant and had a girl. A year later,
Sango was the next to expect a baby, and had a boy. And now, my sister in law, Kagome, is expecting a baby. They're expecting a girl, even though my dear brother is most likely wanting a boy, but I don't think he's being picky. Our bands still record music, together, for after the concert we merged our bands together as a whole. We have not done any tours since the one that was featured in the story and we most likely won't for a long time to come. We also-"
"Sesshoumaru!"
"Damn!" Sesshoumaru muttered as his wife, Rin, came bounding through the door.
"Yes dear?" Sesshoumaru turned his attention to his lovely wife, who was dressed in a whit sundress, with a transparent layer of light blue over it.
"I want to try this new hairspray on your hair! It looks very promising." She held up the can to show him.
Sesshoumaru dropped his head in a sigh.
"Must we do it now? I'm giving the closing statements for, 'The World of Rock'."
Rin looked at him in puzzlement, tilting her head slightly like a puppy would.
"I thought we were done with this story. Is the author still adding chapters? If so, why was I not informed of this! I should be getting paid for it! I'll sue!"
"Rin! Rin, calm down! There's is not other chapters and the story is finished. The author just felt bad for not including us in the epilogue, so she asked me to do this little segment called, "Sesshoumaru's Statements", to wrap things up."
"Oooooo! Well, are you done yet? Can I try this hairspray out on you now? Pleaseeeee! I want to put the top layer of your hair in a ponytail and put little braids all around it! Come on stop rolling!" Rin tackled the cameraman, disabling the picture.
""""""""""""""""
30 mintues later
The picture comes back on showing the last cameraman still passed out on the floor. A new cameraman takes over and goes to Sesshoumaru, who now sits with the top layer of his hair tied in a ponytail, and tiny braids surrounding the whole thing. Rin sits on the arm of the chair, finishing up the last of the braids.
"Well, we're finished here. I thank you all for joining me in, "Sesshoumaru's Statements".
There will be no next time, so goodbye for ever my loyal fans. Say goodbye Rin." Sesshoumaru nudged Rin's arm, who didn't notice he was talking to her.
"Oh! Bye!" Rin waved to the audience enthusiastically.
"""""""""""""""""
Author: So did you do it?
Sess: Yes, it's over. Do i get paid for this?
Author: I was going to pay you, until you called me an idiot!
Sess: (Pales) W- well y-you said that you were an idiot, so i just assumed-
Author: Ah ha! So you did call me an idiot! I should've turn you into a gay man in this story!
""""""""""""""""
Well, THAT was the LAST chapter. It didn't feel complete before, but now I'm done. Tied up all the loose ends. So review and let me know what you thought about, humorous at all, or not?
Did it complete some things for you? I hope so, cuz I'm done with it now.