Pride and Prejudice: Condensed! beta version

by Nera Mornit

It's not finished, but Jacqueline Sherry has been bugging me to do this, so I posted the part I have done. It's a parody, intended to be read WITH the book, not as a replacement. 'Beta version' is just a way of distinguishing it from Jaqueline Sherry's

1. Random Statement

(A/N: I am not Jane Austen either. Just an annoyed/frustrated student. Now, for the sake of congruity...)

Random Statement:

Welcome, everybody, to Pride and Prejudice: Condensed! (beta version)

For starters, I don't hate Pride and Prejudice. It's actually pretty good compared to the book that shall remain nameless that we are reading now.

If you even remotely like this one, you should try reading Pride and Prejudice: Condensed! (alpha version) by Jacqueline Sherry, as she is the one who kept bugging me to post this.

Happy reading!