Legal Junk: I do not own 'The Legend of Zelda' video game series or anything related to it, or the 'Super Mario' video game series or anything related to it. The video game company, Nintendo (which I do not own), owns both of those video game series and everything related to them.
Author's Note: This is a comedic crossover of the Mario series and the Zelda series. It might be a bit basic, but whatever. Enjoy.
Mario Meets Zelda
It's a cool, crisp day on the road connecting the Mushroom Kingdom with Hyrule. Mario, who holds a bouquet of red roses, strolls down the road to catch up with Princess Zelda, who is also walking down the road. When Mario catches up with her, he hands her the bouquet and grins.
"Hey, you're-a hot," starts the rotund plumber. "Maybe we can-a go out some time, eh?"
Zelda, who is friends with Princess Peach, Mario's girlfriend, is appalled at Mario for trying to cheat on his girlfriend. Zelda then hits Mario over the head with a large Deku Stick that she was using as a walking staff to try to snap him out of it.
"You're in love with Peach!" exclaims the flabbergasted princess of Hyrule.
To Zelda's disappointment, Mario is still love struck with her.
"Not-a anymore," explains Mario. "I dumped her because-a she was a dumb blonde!"
Zelda hits him again.
"I'm blonde!" shouts Zelda. "And besides, Link's my boyfriend."
Mario's eye glints evilly. "Not-a anymore, heh heh heh..."
Zelda raises an eyebrow. "What? What did you do?"
The camera then cuts to Link tied up in a basement somewhere. Zelda, who senses where Link is with her telepathy, uses her telepathic powers to untie Link. She then points over Mario's shoulder and grins deviously.
"Um, Mario," Zelda snickers, "behind you..."
Mario turns around only to see the sharp end of the Master Sword pointed at his face. Mario looks up to see a furious Link holding the menacing blade.
"Oh, so you tied me up so you could go hit on Zelda, did you?" inquires the enraged Hero of Time. "You told me we were playing cops and robbers!"
Mario becomes nervous and starts to sweat heavily.
"Um, well, you see," stammers Mario, "I was going to get-"
"Don't lie to me!" interrupts Link. "I'll teach you why nobody touches my girlfriend!"
Link beats the heck out of Mario and then walks away with Zelda, leaving Mario crumpled on the road.
"Ow-a..." groans the defeated plumber.
Peach, who saw the whole thing from a few metres away, then walks up to the crumpled pile that is Mario and slaps him right across the face.
"Don't you ever cheat on me again!" commands the princess of Mushroom Kingdom. "And another thing mister-"
A bird flies by and Princess Peach is instantly captivated by it.
"Ooo! A birdy!" shrieks Peach in excitement. "Come back birdy!"
Peach runs after the fleeing bird and leaves Mario, who lets out a long sigh. "Love-a stinks..."