Disclaimer—The funky mouse owns it all! Except Lee, Dawson and any other
hot characters that decide to show up! : D
Ok! My first fan fiction, be kind! Lol! Anyway I love slash, best thing ever if you ask me, so that's mainly what this fic is all about.
Background- Jack has a 17 yr old son, Lee. His mother died when he was small, so he went to live on the Pearl and Ana-Maria has raised him. He can't understand what Jack sees in the women he chats up, and he will discover why he thinks that. (See, that where the title comes from!) Yay!
Chap 1 – Rum, Sweat and Vomit. (Nice).
"More importantly it is a sad life that has never breathed deep the sweet smell of..." "Rum, sweat and vomit?" Lee smirked as Jack grinned at him, every time they arrived in Tortuga; his dear old dad came out with the same line. Lee sighed as he saw Jack swagger over to a bunch of whores, practically shoving their entire cleavage into the captain's face, not that he minded of course. Jack's first mate, Will, nodded towards a building, 'Want a drink?' Lee grinned and followed him in.
"Why does he need all those women? Its no wonder most people say my mother was a whore!" Lee was glaring at his father; currently half buried in a pile of 'ladies' all hoping to be bedded by said pirate. "You know, considering your dad is so famous for his womanising, you don't seem the slightest bit bothered" "Will, I just don't get why he has to go with the dirty common women, I mean I'm starting to believe that my mom was a whore too." Will looked at Lee. "No, your mother was definitely not one of those Lee, trust me" Lee relaxed as Will smiled. Jack had picked Will up soon after he and his wife had broken up, and they'd become really good friends. Though the night Lee had knocked back at least 20 bottles of rum and was starting to pale. Will glanced over to Jack and helped Lee to stand up. "Hey looks like Jack's going to be busy tonight, come bunk in my room" Lee nodded and followed Will up the stairs. When they reached the room Will offered Lee the bed, who refused then passed out on the floor. Will shook his head, and threw a blanket over the boy before kicking off his boots and collapsing on the bed.
"Lee! Whelp! Where ye be?" Jack was swaggering down the halls banging on the doors when one flung open and Lee stumbled out clutching his head. "Shut...Up!" He managed before running downstairs. Will came out after, fastening his shirt. Jack wrinkled his eyebrows "What you do to me lad?" A look of confusion passed over Will's face before he answered, "he did that to himself, he didn't need any help" "why?" Will pulled on his coat and walked down the stairs. "He got pissed so he wouldn't remember what he saw last night" Jack looked blank, Will rolled his eyes "you with all the who...women over you" Jack huffed "boy should be used to it by now he's 17, and anyway, why don't he ever get any action for himself?" "I don't know Jack, but he's got his mother's respect for women" "aye that might be but," Jack and Will were now standing outside, watching Lee stagger slowly over to them holding his head and stomach, "who does he get his hangovers from?" The two men laughed as Lee winced at the sunlight, before running off again.
Ok, short I know, but um... it will get better I promise! : D Review and some slash action might just appear! All reviewers get a special present from my lil Jacky! *Lil Jack waves* lol
Ok! My first fan fiction, be kind! Lol! Anyway I love slash, best thing ever if you ask me, so that's mainly what this fic is all about.
Background- Jack has a 17 yr old son, Lee. His mother died when he was small, so he went to live on the Pearl and Ana-Maria has raised him. He can't understand what Jack sees in the women he chats up, and he will discover why he thinks that. (See, that where the title comes from!) Yay!
Chap 1 – Rum, Sweat and Vomit. (Nice).
"More importantly it is a sad life that has never breathed deep the sweet smell of..." "Rum, sweat and vomit?" Lee smirked as Jack grinned at him, every time they arrived in Tortuga; his dear old dad came out with the same line. Lee sighed as he saw Jack swagger over to a bunch of whores, practically shoving their entire cleavage into the captain's face, not that he minded of course. Jack's first mate, Will, nodded towards a building, 'Want a drink?' Lee grinned and followed him in.
"Why does he need all those women? Its no wonder most people say my mother was a whore!" Lee was glaring at his father; currently half buried in a pile of 'ladies' all hoping to be bedded by said pirate. "You know, considering your dad is so famous for his womanising, you don't seem the slightest bit bothered" "Will, I just don't get why he has to go with the dirty common women, I mean I'm starting to believe that my mom was a whore too." Will looked at Lee. "No, your mother was definitely not one of those Lee, trust me" Lee relaxed as Will smiled. Jack had picked Will up soon after he and his wife had broken up, and they'd become really good friends. Though the night Lee had knocked back at least 20 bottles of rum and was starting to pale. Will glanced over to Jack and helped Lee to stand up. "Hey looks like Jack's going to be busy tonight, come bunk in my room" Lee nodded and followed Will up the stairs. When they reached the room Will offered Lee the bed, who refused then passed out on the floor. Will shook his head, and threw a blanket over the boy before kicking off his boots and collapsing on the bed.
"Lee! Whelp! Where ye be?" Jack was swaggering down the halls banging on the doors when one flung open and Lee stumbled out clutching his head. "Shut...Up!" He managed before running downstairs. Will came out after, fastening his shirt. Jack wrinkled his eyebrows "What you do to me lad?" A look of confusion passed over Will's face before he answered, "he did that to himself, he didn't need any help" "why?" Will pulled on his coat and walked down the stairs. "He got pissed so he wouldn't remember what he saw last night" Jack looked blank, Will rolled his eyes "you with all the who...women over you" Jack huffed "boy should be used to it by now he's 17, and anyway, why don't he ever get any action for himself?" "I don't know Jack, but he's got his mother's respect for women" "aye that might be but," Jack and Will were now standing outside, watching Lee stagger slowly over to them holding his head and stomach, "who does he get his hangovers from?" The two men laughed as Lee winced at the sunlight, before running off again.
Ok, short I know, but um... it will get better I promise! : D Review and some slash action might just appear! All reviewers get a special present from my lil Jacky! *Lil Jack waves* lol