Disclaimer—I only own Lee and Dawson walks away with Lil Jack doin Dr. Evil impressions

Catch-up— Will told Lee Jack kissed him, Ana slapped Jack again, Jack and Will talked about Lee's mother and kissed properly!

Chap 14– Dinner iz redey!

Will walked over the deck to Gibbs and whispered something to him. He walked over to Lee. "Lee, Jack wants a word with ya in his cabin" "ok" Lee shoved himself up off the wheel and walked across the deck. Will watched until the boy had gone below then waved to Gibbs. "Alright men, get your drinking guts on cause we're headed to Tortuga!!"

Lee reached the Captain's cabin and walked in. "Oh don't bother knocking" Lee rolled his eyes "Gibbs said you wanted to see me" "Oh yeah, sit down" Jack kicked a chair back a bit so Lee could sit down. "What's up, is it Will?" "No Will's ok, Will's great. It's you" Lee looked confused "Me? What have I done?" "I wanted to say sorry for all the stuff I said bout your lad, Dawson". Lee sat still; he'd been expecting another shouting match. "Um, well thanks, I think" Jack smiled "No problem mate". Jack stood up and started to sort out the bottles that Will had knocked over. Lee took this as a chance to ask about his friend, having no idea what had happened. "Jack?" "Aye?" "What happened with you and Will?" "We talked" "about what?" "Does it matter?" "Yes it does". "As a matter of fact we talked about Rosie" "Mom?" "Jack turned to face Lee "Aye Rosie" "why were you talking bout mom?" Jack sat down and looked at Lee "I don't really know, she just came up while we were talking". Jack thought it best not to tell Lee that he'd kissed Will again, at least not until Dawson had cheered him up a bit. "Do us a favor mate? Go ask the cook how long till dinner, I could eat a scabby rat" Lee laughed and nodded "Yeah sure" Jack grinned as the boy left the cabin and walked off to the kitchen.

Lee was shocked so much by Jack's apology that he didn't notice Hansen walking towards him and smacked straight into him. The pirate pulled Lee back up off the floor "You alright mate?" "Yeah I'm fine" Lee replied "Sorry I didn't see you" "Yeah, who sent you off into your own world anyway?" "Something's wrong with me Dad" "It's Jack, when has anything ever been right about him?" Hansen laughed, "Why what's he done?" "He said sorry" Hansen's mouth dropped open and Lee smiled "Yeah, shocked me too" "HANSEN! GET YOUR BACKSIDE UP HERE NOW!" The two men spun round to see Ana standing at the top of the stairs. "Ok, see ya later Lee" The boy nodded and carried on down to the kitchens.

Will was wandering around on deck when Jack crept up to him and grabbed his arm, Will turned round "Hey Captain" Jack grinned "when the cook shouts get me something an' bring it to me cabin, I need to talk to ya savvy?" Will smiled "Yeah sure" Jack swaggered off and Will stood watching him walk away. "You know staring at one thing for too long can make you go blind" Will grinned, "I don't care, he's gorgeous" "Ew ok, that's my Dad" "Dinner iz redey!". All the pirates cheered and ran down the stairs to the kitchen. Jack whistled Will and winked before heading to his cabin. Will grabbed some bottles of rum and a couple of plates of food before making his way to Jack's cabin.

When he arrived he tried to knock the door, failed miserably and shouted instead. Jack opened the door and grabbed the food off Will before he dropped it everywhere. Jack opened the two bottles, passed one to Will and grinned. "What? What you grinning at?" "Nothing mate, I'm just happy that's all" "why?" Jack shifted his chair closer to Will "Cause I have the gift of foresight" "Oh really?" Jack nodded and stretched out his arm "I see...in the near future...something will happen to you Mister Turner, that will make you very happy indeed" "oh, and what would that be?" "This" Jack pulled Will onto his lap and kissed him, Will grabbed Jack's hair and deepened the kiss. Jack ran his tongue over the roof of Will's mouth making him moan softly. Jack started to undo Will's shirt as the first cries went up on deck.

Lee heard the shouting and ran up on deck. He was met by the crew dancing and cheering. He pushed past to Ana "Why they so happy?" She just pointed out to the approaching island "Look familiar?" Lee's face lit up "Tortuga?" "Sure is mate" the female pirate smiled then joined in the shouting and whooping that was getting louder as the island came nearer. Gibbs looked round as they prepared to dock. 'Where's the Captain?' "Jack!" Jack came running up the stairs followed by Will. "What's the fuss Gibbs?" "We're in Port Captain, thought you should know" "Ah ok then, come Mister Turner" Jack watched as the crew started to leave the ship and grabbed Lee "I know your excited but don't suffocate the boy ok?" Lee grinned "Thanks Dad!" "Oh By the way Lee?" "Yeah?" "Nice hat" The boy laughed and ran off down into the town. "I think I remember you saying that to me once" "Ah so I did Mr. Turner, well that feather was great" Will shook his head as Jack winked then wrapped his arm round the boys waist and dragged him down into the port.

...And really bad eggs...OH! Hey Lil Jack here, um Pirate.Luva's kinda sucked into the TV cause Johnny Depp's on so I'll do the notes. Firstly, I don't fancy Will really, well not much anyway and secondly, I don't think P.L went mad, the cook's supposed to French. So there you go if I can get her away from Once Upon A Time In Mexico long enough, a new chapter will be up soon. Bye! Waves This is being re-added because the dumb writer/creater/illustrater...Blah...Blah...forgot to add some of it on (That's P.L btw)!