A/N Sorry I have not written in a while so I will try to make this extra
long! I hope my spelling and grammar has improved greatly, but that may be
too much to hope for. ^_^
Kelly: How come I'm sop short?
Lily: You're not short!
Sirius: Just below avrage
Lily: Shut Up Sirius
Sirius: Make me!
Lily: Silenco!
Remus: Ya! Now I can finally get some sleep!
Kelly: I thought you were tired because of your transformations.
Remus: Yes but you try sleeping in a dorm where every five minitues Sirius yells something stupid in his sleep.
(Lily and Kelly snigger)
James: Can Kittiy Please get on with the story???
Kittiy: MUAHAHAHAH THE HUMILIATION OF HOGWARTS REST IN MY HANDS!!!!
(Everyone looks at Kittiy)
James: I think there is a free mental clinic down the street. I think you might want to check that out once you have finished this Chapter. Kittiy did you happen to know that you DO NOT own Harry Potter.
Kittiy: Duh! Do you think I'm thick or something?
(Every one looks at Kittiy)
Kittiy: What?
Remus: Agadoo do do
Lily: AHHHH!!! JUST GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!
Kittiy: Okay! Keep you're britches on!
(A/N Sorry I just had to do that!)
Chapter 5: It's in his kiss
In The Library
"This is going to be good!" Lily said flicking through a book. "Ya. I found the perfect spell!" Lily looked over at the book Kelly was holding. "Let's get to work!"
The next morning Lily and Kelly were early to breakfast. "Hello Ladies!" James said sitting down next to Lily. For a moment lily looked as if she was going to be sick but she smiled sweetly at James. Pretty soon Sirius and James were inhaling food as if there was no tomorrow. In Unison they drained their goblets before going back to eating.
"Have you seen Remus?" Lily asked. "Present!" Lily turned around to see Remus. "Hello Remus!" Kelly and Lily said. "Hello!" Remus said sitting across from Lily and next to Sirius. All of a sudden James and Sirius jumped up and stood on the Gryfindor table.
"Does he love me, I wanna know How can I tell if he loves me so?" James sung
[Is it in his eyes?] (Sirius is singing in the brackets)
"Oh, no, you'll be deceived" [Is it in his sighs?]
"Oh, no he'll make believe If you wanna know"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop]
"If he loves you so"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop]
"It's in his kiss"
[That's where it is, oh yeah] [Or is it in his face?]
"OH no, it's just his charms"
[In his warm embrace?]
"OH no, that's just his arms If you wanna know"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop]
"If he loves you so"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop] "It's in his kiss"
[That's where it is]
" Oh, it's in his kiss"
[That's where it is] " Whoa, Hug him and squeeze him tight Find out what you wanna know If it's love, if it really is It's there in his kiss"
[How 'bout the way he acts?]
"Oh no, that's not the way You're not listenin' to all I said If you wanna know"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop] "If he loves you so"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop]
"It's in his kiss"
[That's where it is]
"Oh, It's in his kiss"
[That's where it is]
"Whoa, Hug him and squeeze him tight Find out what you wanna know If it's love, if it really is It's there in his kiss"
[How 'bout the way he acts?]
"Oh no, that's not the way You're not listenin' to all I said If you wanna know"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop]
"If he loves you so"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop]
"It's in his kiss"
[That's where it is]
"Oh, It's in his kiss"
[That's where it is] "Oh, yeah it's in his kiss"
[It's in hiss kiss] [That's where it is]
" Ooh, it's in his kiss"
[It's in hiss kiss]
"That's where it is It's in his kiss"
[That's where it is]
" Ooh, it's in his kiss"
[That's where it is]
"Ooh, oh it's in his kiss Oh, oh, it's in the kiss"
[That's where it is]
The two boys took a bow then they realized what they had just done and ran out of the great hall filled with laughing students and teachers.
"That was good!" Remus said to the girls "I wonder who did it though." The girls shrugged giggling like mad.
"That was a great song!" Lily said in mock surprise.
"Ya, who ever pulled that prank must have been smart." Kelly hinted.
"Very smart" Remus said.
******* Later *******
"How can boys be so thick?" Lily asked Kelly.
"No clue. I must have hinted that we pulled the prank about 40 times and no one got the hint." Kelly said.
"This could turn out to be a good thing you know. We could prank people constantly and no one will know it was us."
"You know that's a great idea" Kelly said.
"Well, well if it isn't Evans and Goldmon" (Kelly) A brunet walked in to the girls dorm.
"Why hello to you to Brittany" Lily rolled her eyes.
"Shut up Evans." Brittany said
"You can't tell me what to do." Lily said
"Oh yes I can! My father is Minister of Magic!"
"So? And you're point is?" Silence "I thought so" Brittany opened her mouth to speak but Lily cut her off. "Whatever, I'm going to bed."
"Night Lily" Kelly called closing her curtains.
"Night Kelly" Was the reply.
Kelly: How come I'm sop short?
Lily: You're not short!
Sirius: Just below avrage
Lily: Shut Up Sirius
Sirius: Make me!
Lily: Silenco!
Remus: Ya! Now I can finally get some sleep!
Kelly: I thought you were tired because of your transformations.
Remus: Yes but you try sleeping in a dorm where every five minitues Sirius yells something stupid in his sleep.
(Lily and Kelly snigger)
James: Can Kittiy Please get on with the story???
Kittiy: MUAHAHAHAH THE HUMILIATION OF HOGWARTS REST IN MY HANDS!!!!
(Everyone looks at Kittiy)
James: I think there is a free mental clinic down the street. I think you might want to check that out once you have finished this Chapter. Kittiy did you happen to know that you DO NOT own Harry Potter.
Kittiy: Duh! Do you think I'm thick or something?
(Every one looks at Kittiy)
Kittiy: What?
Remus: Agadoo do do
Lily: AHHHH!!! JUST GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!
Kittiy: Okay! Keep you're britches on!
(A/N Sorry I just had to do that!)
Chapter 5: It's in his kiss
In The Library
"This is going to be good!" Lily said flicking through a book. "Ya. I found the perfect spell!" Lily looked over at the book Kelly was holding. "Let's get to work!"
The next morning Lily and Kelly were early to breakfast. "Hello Ladies!" James said sitting down next to Lily. For a moment lily looked as if she was going to be sick but she smiled sweetly at James. Pretty soon Sirius and James were inhaling food as if there was no tomorrow. In Unison they drained their goblets before going back to eating.
"Have you seen Remus?" Lily asked. "Present!" Lily turned around to see Remus. "Hello Remus!" Kelly and Lily said. "Hello!" Remus said sitting across from Lily and next to Sirius. All of a sudden James and Sirius jumped up and stood on the Gryfindor table.
"Does he love me, I wanna know How can I tell if he loves me so?" James sung
[Is it in his eyes?] (Sirius is singing in the brackets)
"Oh, no, you'll be deceived" [Is it in his sighs?]
"Oh, no he'll make believe If you wanna know"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop]
"If he loves you so"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop]
"It's in his kiss"
[That's where it is, oh yeah] [Or is it in his face?]
"OH no, it's just his charms"
[In his warm embrace?]
"OH no, that's just his arms If you wanna know"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop]
"If he loves you so"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop] "It's in his kiss"
[That's where it is]
" Oh, it's in his kiss"
[That's where it is] " Whoa, Hug him and squeeze him tight Find out what you wanna know If it's love, if it really is It's there in his kiss"
[How 'bout the way he acts?]
"Oh no, that's not the way You're not listenin' to all I said If you wanna know"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop] "If he loves you so"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop]
"It's in his kiss"
[That's where it is]
"Oh, It's in his kiss"
[That's where it is]
"Whoa, Hug him and squeeze him tight Find out what you wanna know If it's love, if it really is It's there in his kiss"
[How 'bout the way he acts?]
"Oh no, that's not the way You're not listenin' to all I said If you wanna know"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop]
"If he loves you so"
[Shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop]
"It's in his kiss"
[That's where it is]
"Oh, It's in his kiss"
[That's where it is] "Oh, yeah it's in his kiss"
[It's in hiss kiss] [That's where it is]
" Ooh, it's in his kiss"
[It's in hiss kiss]
"That's where it is It's in his kiss"
[That's where it is]
" Ooh, it's in his kiss"
[That's where it is]
"Ooh, oh it's in his kiss Oh, oh, it's in the kiss"
[That's where it is]
The two boys took a bow then they realized what they had just done and ran out of the great hall filled with laughing students and teachers.
"That was good!" Remus said to the girls "I wonder who did it though." The girls shrugged giggling like mad.
"That was a great song!" Lily said in mock surprise.
"Ya, who ever pulled that prank must have been smart." Kelly hinted.
"Very smart" Remus said.
******* Later *******
"How can boys be so thick?" Lily asked Kelly.
"No clue. I must have hinted that we pulled the prank about 40 times and no one got the hint." Kelly said.
"This could turn out to be a good thing you know. We could prank people constantly and no one will know it was us."
"You know that's a great idea" Kelly said.
"Well, well if it isn't Evans and Goldmon" (Kelly) A brunet walked in to the girls dorm.
"Why hello to you to Brittany" Lily rolled her eyes.
"Shut up Evans." Brittany said
"You can't tell me what to do." Lily said
"Oh yes I can! My father is Minister of Magic!"
"So? And you're point is?" Silence "I thought so" Brittany opened her mouth to speak but Lily cut her off. "Whatever, I'm going to bed."
"Night Lily" Kelly called closing her curtains.
"Night Kelly" Was the reply.