Chapter 2
Lucie got up precariously. She was still a little drunk, sure she was 15, but everyone drinks these days. Go on, admit it. Exactly. She groaned and stretched then cried out in pain. The room she was in had a very very low ceiling, or a very high floor, which ever way you wanna look at it.
Pokey, the girl with a secret penis, Nicole, Caz, and Flicky were sprawled out around her, and they too had started to get up.
"Where the hell are we????" said Nicole.
"I feel sick..." Caz moaned.
"I feel tall-for once." Said Flicky as she attempted to stand up.
"I feel like a man." Said Pokey.
Lucie looked at her, and Pokey quickly tried to hide the lump in her trousers.
"Wait a minute!!!!" Flicky gasped. "I know where we are!!!!"
"Well, duh, it's a little obvious." Said a grand old voice.
"Gandalf the gay!!!!" Pokey shouted, delighted.
"It's GREY, dumbarse, stop being so hopeful." Caz spat and pushed Pokey over.
"Mean."
"Shut up and listen to meeeeee, as I'm important." Gandalf said. Oddly enough, no one had paid much attention to the fact a fictional character was talking to them, btu that's the way this type of story goes.
"Gandalf???? But..we were just in my house...we were having a party...guys????" Lucie asked. "Do you think we're dead????"
"Where the hell is the sense in that????" Nicole scoffed.
Everyone looked at her.
"I'll be over here."
Gandalf grabbed Lucie, who was nearest and shook her by the shoulders.
Ow.
"How did you get here!!!! You're not supposed to be here!!!! We're filming!!!!"
"Ooooooooooh" said Lucie, with some difficulty as she was still being shaken. "You're filming Lotr!!!!"
"And that makes more sense HOW????" Flicky slapped a hand to her forehead.
Pokey started whining and Caz kicked her in the back of the head.
Gandalf stopped shaking Lucie and slapped his hand to his own forehead.
"No numbnuts, of course we're not filming, this 'Lotr' you speak of!!!! Actually it's a documentary of Frodo Baggins' life. Yup, he's due here any moment."
"Riiiiiiiight, so how did we get here????"
"Well, don't ask me why, but people usually get teleported here if they watch a prequel or some film about Frodo."
"But we didn't!!!! We were about to watch The Day After Tomorrow and BAM we were here!!!!" Lucie shrieked, ripping otu some of her hair.
"Actually it was more of a Boom, not really a BAM, really, i-"
This was Pokey, and Caz and Nicole had both punched her in the head.
"Well there you go, you saw a prequel." Gandalf explained exaperated, and started walking off.
"What???? I thought The Hobbit was a prequel!!!!" Lucie said.
"Well yes, that's the prequel's prequel."
"Yeah, it's still a prequel."
"No, it's the prequel of our prequel."
"Which still makes it a prequel."
"Not of this."
"But it's A prequel."
"Yes, quite."
"A prequel of The Day After Tomorrow."
"Yes."
"Which is your prequel."
"indeed."
Lucie nodded slowly for a few seconds, until Flicky pointed out that-
"This makes NO FUCKING SENSE!!!!"
"Indeed it doesn't. Now GET OUT before Frodo comes home."
Pokey jumped up.
"Frodo???? WOW!!!! I'm gonna-"
Caz kicked her int he head. Again.
"Oh shut up and go suck your secret penis."
Just then, the door swung open...