Chapter 4
After donning fake moustaches and tweed hats, and Flciky and Lucie wearing their hobbit costumes, the 5 girls (lets call pokey a girl, for now) left Bag end, which by the way, was where they were, and strolled down the lane to the midst of the Shire.
Lucie was suppressing the urge to scream, Flicky was suppressing the urge to throw up, Caz was suppressing the urge to kick Pokey int he head, Nicole wa suppressing the urge to run around in a circle, and Pokey was suppressing, well, we all know what.
All girls were on full alert to find any famous people, and Flicky was getting seriosuly horny for hobbits. She liked the old kind best. Nicole kept pointing out that she would rather have Tom Felton to grope, btu as he is not in LOTR...
At this point, I have resolved to make him into Merry.
There.
NIcole pointed out that she did love Merry cos he was played by her husband to be, Tom Felton.
Lucie lagged behind a bit and walked with Pokey. There was something strange here...
"Pokey's not usually this quiet, and doesn't usually lag behind,a nd doesn't usually have skin falling off her face."
And with that, Pokey had gone, and in her place, stood KEIRA KNIGHTLEY!!!!
"Argh!!!!" screamed Lucie. "no wonder we've all had such urges to kick her in the back fo the head!!!!"
Together they destroyed what was left of Keira's body, and then collapsed, gasping for air.
"Phew." Said Nicole. "That was close."
"Close to what????" asked Caz, tres confused.
"Dunno."
"Guys, ssh!!!! We've lost a Kleptomania member!!!! This is bad!!!! What're we gonna do????" Flciky screeched.
"Since when do you screech????" Lucie said.
"Dunno, you're writing it."
"Fine."
They carried on walking into town and got to a signpost. It said, behind all the signs warning the hobbits about The Kleptomania Posse, 'Tookville-Left' and 'Gamgeeland-Right'.
"Right," said Flicky. "Where should we head for, we hav-"
WHOOSH.
This was the sound of Lucie pushing past them all and heading at full speed down the left path.
"Shit, this could get seriously out of hand."
They ran after her, fake moustaches falling off as they ran.
A little way back, following them, was two hobbits, one of a slightly rounded stature, called Sam and Frodo. Thery were going to have tea...