Nicole, Flicky and Caz were running as fast as they could after Lucie, when they were caught up by Sam and Frodo. They ran surprisingly fast for hobbits and pushed the 3 KP members outta the way and carried on their way.
"What the hell just happened!?!?" said Caz in a daze.
"I think we were pushed over" said Nicoel, getting up.
Well duh. Springs to mind.
They ran into Tookville and came across a town full of hobbit holes.
"Where do we go????" shouted Caz, frantically.
"Follow the screaming!!!!"
They listened itnently and heard a high pitched squeal followed by a hungry sounding drool.
"That way!!!!"
They burst into a hole on the left, and saw a disturbing sight. Frodo and Sam, no not THAT, you sick minded freaks, Frodo and Sam were holding back a gasping Lucie who was desperately trying to get to none other than Pippin, who was cowering in the corner.
"Oh dear." Said Flicky.
"Heeeeeeeeelp meeeeeee!!!!" Pippin squealed.
"We're bloody trying to!!!!" Frodo mumbled while trying to stop Lucie's hand reaching for her minigun, to shoot him with.
"I WWWANT PIPPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lucie screamed. And you knew it was a desperate scream, as it had MORE THAN 4 EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!
With some, well, a lot of difficulty, Flicky, Caz and Nicole managed to calm Lucie down and let Pippin free. By calm down, I mean they sedated her, and let her sleep on Pip's sofa, while they explained that she-
"Has a mental problem. Her life is run by her crotch." Flicky said.
"Oh..." Pippin clutched his cup of tea. He was still unsure whether the KP were safe. He jsut wanted to get back to his knitting. "Will she, will she be like that when she wakes????"
"Unfortunately yes. Unless we convince her you're not really Pippin or something."
"Ooh!!!! I'm not!!!! I'm really...Ron Weasley!!!!"
Nicole & Caz: WHA????
Flicky: Uh huh. I thought this would happen.
Frodo and Sam, went to have their tea.