(the author) Romney: I've had it! Y'see, I have a ditzy 9-yr old sister who's crazy about this show. She has an obsession with Krad and Wiz. Do you think I'm gonna make some lovey fanfic dedicated to DaisukexRiku? I dont think so! Here's the characters.
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Daisuke: H..hi, I'm a 14-year old kid who just got rejected by my first love. I mean, I sent her a love note with... TEN PARAGRAPHS worth of words, and.. she turns me down! That's really uncool, yeah?
Dark: I fly around, steal art, and sleep in a little boy's mind. That's pathetic, okay? I want to do something new, like.. make my own movie! Or.. run my own fast-food restaurant! Come on, at least it's something! Oh, and Dark Mousy? That's a really cheesy name, plus I have nothing to do with mice. I mean, mouses.
Krad: I have to go through this EVERY SINGLE DAY, people take a look at my hair and say, "-'scuse me, miss.." -I DONT THINK SO! I stand there, and whoa, I'm like "Yo momma!" And what's up with my outfit, I look like I'm going to a wedding or something!
Risa: Ugh, people keep on ruining my social life! One nerdy guy steps up to me and says, "Miss Harada, would you go out with me?" Whoawhoawhoa, then millions of people go "WHOA, NERDPREP!!" That's discusting, I wish I had someone like Dark by my side!
Riku: I am not from Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts, okays? People go up to me, and they're like: "OMGZ R U RIKKU FRUM FINAL FANTASY!?!??!?! OMFGGG!!!" You know what I do to them? I - (content blocked XD)
Satoshi: I'm brave, I'm hot, and just plain STUDLY. NOT!!!! My only weakness is hairgel and perfumes. And I'm only in what? Middle School? I look like I should be in high school. Did I get held back or something? oO;;
Kosuke: I'm 33, and I have doctor-issues. Y'see, I have squinty eyes. Whenever I go to a checkup to examine my eye, the doc is like "Open your eyes." and I'm like, they're already open! Come on, it's NATURAL for me to have my eyes squinted! If I open them up any further, my eyes would plop out!
Emiko: You know what the problem is here? Dark is a sexist, he wouldnt let girls transform into the Legendary Phantom Thief! Cant girls do what guys do and guys do what girls do? I tried so hard to become one, I even made a batch of cookies for him! What do I get? NOTHING, ABSOLUTLY NOTHING! Geez, if had a carbon-copy of himself, I would grab his crummy little head and smash it up in a pork grinder!!
Takeshi: I'm just plain weird and I want to become an anchorman and work alongside Katie Couric.
Mio: I'm done with the perky-preppy stuffs, I'm gothic now. -wheezes-
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Romney: Onward, ho! -thrusts a keyboard in the air-