DNAngel parody- ch 2
Romney: Wha.. ? just read, mon.
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Risa: Daisuke, I need to talk to you, dawg.
Daisuke: Okay, what?
Risa: You see, I'm 13 (or 14) years old, and I need to make myself look good in public.You, on the other hand, will ruin my social appearence. In other words, I will not go out with you. Here's your hidiously long.. love letter. -hands him the letter-
Daisuke: But it's my 14th birthday!!! :(
Risa: ... whatever, mon. Oh, we cant be friends, too. -struts off-
Daisuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-in class.....
Some girl: You turned Daisuke down? But, he's so rich and good-looking! Muy caliente, hoho.
Risa: Dai's not my type, so there. If a guy wants to go out with me, he has to be REALLY HAUTE.
Some girl: But Daisuke is MUY CALIENTE, ayeayeaye!
Risa: What the frick does caliente mean?
Riku: -sits on a banister, showing off- hahahaha..
Risa: -throws a spitball at her-
Riku: EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! -falls over-
other side of the classroom...
Takeshi: DAISUKE STOP SPACING OUT OMGZ!!!!! IF YOU WANT TO BE A MAN, YOU'D BETTER GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS, NOW!!!!
Daisuke: -snaps out of it- okayokay!! ;; I cant help it, though.
Takeshi: -shows a stockmarket chart- Listen, over the past few days, your stupidity has been increasing by 3, now it's 50. Obviously, there's something wrong here.
Daisuke: ..yo mom. Leave me alone.
Takeshi: -exorcist voice- Something's happening tonight.. RIGHT AT ELEVEN!!!!
Daisuke: ..and your point is?
Takeshi: Clean up for me, and I'll get you some pictures of Risa, mmks? Okaythanksbye! -skips off-
Daisuke: wtf..
hallways....
Daisuke: -walks up to a door- It's my 14th b-day.. Man, nobody loves me, I guess I'll go eat bugs.
Satoshi: I LOVE YOU, MAN!!!!
Daisuke: WTFH?!?!?!
Satoshi: april fools, mon.
Daisuke: -opens the lock to the door- Voila, haha!
Satoshi: I know you're Dark Mousy.
Daisuke: ..say what?
Satoshi: never mind. How did you unlock the door?
Daisuke: I pressed in a code, and it opened.
Satoshi: oh.
Daisuke: yeah.
Satoshi: Do you have the same lock at your home?
Daisuke: lies No, OF COURSE NOT.
Daisuke's home..
Daisuke: Man, today sucked. -opens the gates-
a trapdoor opens
Daisuke: whoa, momma! -falls, but grabs the edge of the opening-
-Romney: Okay, so he encounters many traps, gets chased around by robots and crud.-
Daisuke: -sees the front door- EUREKA, THE EXIT!!!! -reaches for the doorknob, but gets electrified- HOLY CRACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emiko (Dai's mom): WELCOME HOME!!! Happy birthday and bladablada, why dont you go up to your room and rest?
Daisuke: -runs upstairs, closes the door to his room, and sees Wiz-
Wiz: KYUUUNNNNN HUG ME!!!! GIMME A HUG!!!!!! HUGGGGGGGG......
Daisuke: -hugs him- Okay.. -stares at the rejected loveletter- Crud, who needs this junk... HUH?
5 minutes passed..
Daisuke: -runs downstairs- HOLY RITZ CRACKERS!!!!!! I'M LIKE, SIX FEET TALL!!!!!!! WTH IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!??! MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emiko: You're a phantom thief, it's your destiny, so DEAL WITH IT. What's wrong with getting a growth spurt anyways?
Daisuke: AGGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Emiko: Tonight, I want you to steal the "Sacred Maiden", and that's the only way to change you back.
Daisuke: Fine, I'll do anything to get back to normal!! Hang on, lemme find my coat. -runs upstairs- GRANDPA? WHERE'S MY COAT?!
Dai's Grandpa: What?
Daisuke: WHERE'S MY COAT?!
Dai's grandpa: WHY-DO-YOU-NEED-TO-KNOW?!
Daisuke: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY COAT IS, MAN!!!
Emiko: Calm down, I got it right here. Okay, I'm gonna call you Dark, okay? Touch Wiz's head, then you'll gain the wings that you need to get to the museum- Dai? DAI?!?!?!??
on a highway...
Daisuke: -riding a motorcycle- I dont care what she says or does, I'm not flying!!!! -sees traffic- OH CRUD!!!!!!!! falls off the highway WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! -grabs Wiz's head-
Wiz: Kyunnn! -turns into a pair of wings and lands on Daisuke's back-
Daisuke: Oh feces. Wiz, TO DA MUSEUM!!!!!! -points forward-
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Romney: To be continued.. hopefully. oO;;