Disclaimer: alright, there are stupid. If I DID own South Park, why the hell would I be putting my ideas on the internet, instead of living it up with all my money???

Okay, so this is my first fan fic. There's some slash, but not to much, and sorry, but there's no sex scene, but there will be plenty in my other stories! Yay! So read and enjoy, and please RR and tell me what you think. Bad or good? Most of my stories will be slash, and most of the pairings will be: Stan/Kyle, Kyle/Kenny, Pip/Damien, Kyle/ Christophe (aka the Mole) Kenny/ Stan, and maybe some others in my sick little mind. Tee hee....

Stan, Kyle Kenny and Cartman all stood at their regular bus stop, looking more tired than ever

"Ugh...the first day of school sucks ass" Stan groaned.

"Yeah, but at least were in grade 12 now" Kyle said, trying to make the best out of a bad situation

Suddenly a girl about their age walked up. She had black, silky, straight hair that went down her back, and big, bright green eyes. She was wearing some lip gloss, mascara and eye liner, but nothing big.

"um does this bus go to south park high?" she asked

Stan, Kenny and Kyle nodded

Oh, cool. I'm Melissa. I just moved here from England and I don't really know anyone..."

"That's okay, you can hang with us. You're a hottie!" Kenny offered.

Melissa blushed at the compliment. "Um, thanks" she said shyly

"Wait a minute, if your from England, shouldn't you have an English accent? "Kyle asked.

"Well, my parents are American, they moved to England, just before they had me, and now they've moved back after 18 years" Melissa explained

"So, your 18...hey, that means your in grade 12, like us!" Kyle stated

"You're a smart one" Melissa remarked sarcastically

Kyle blushed as he climbed onto the bus with his friends

Okay, sorry for the extremely short chapter, but it was basically just an intro for Melissa. As soon as I get a review or two, ill put up the next chapter called "THE BET" its pretty short too, but it explains the story more.