A slap heard round the world, a lie and a song.

Hey what's up guys? I wish that I hadn't turned this into a high school fic because I'm not even in high school (yet) and I can't really relate to the issues in high school. Anyways what I'm really trying to say is that I prefer writing in the original setting in the anime. Well it's been too long since I have updated, so this will probably be the last chapter. So enjoy! ... and REVIEW!! x0 lil hitsuji

The next day.......

"What?!" Megumi shouted. "What do you mean it's raining? This totally sucks ass!"

On the night of the dance it began to rain for no apparent reason and the girls were really depressed... actually it was just Megumi.

"My mascara is going to run, my dress will be totally soaked..." she ranted on and on.

"Uh huh, oh really? Sorry... yea uh huh..." Kaoru and Misao responded and flipped through the channels.

It was 5 minutes to 7:15 and they hoped the guys would come soon... Ding! Dong!

"Great, they are here!" Kaoru yelled and slipped on a raincoat and her high heels.

She opened the door and there the guys were, looking as handsome as ever. They even had umbrellas for the girls! Isn't that sweet? What gentlemen. They all exchanged looks and Aoishii gave a thumbs up. Their plan was in action.

Miroku kissed Megumi's hand softly and patted something.

"BAKA!" she screeched.

SLAP!

At the dance, Sango and Sano seemed to be having a wonderful time... or so the jealous Megumi thought.

"Look, uh Sango I don't know how to say this but..."

"You love Megumi. Yeah I know and to be honest you're too much of a prep and you're really full of yourself and another thing sometimes you have really bad B.O and..."

"Ok! I get it! Jeez!"

"Anyways I'll play along as long as you don't try to kiss my beautiful, silky soft lips..."

'And she says I brag...' Sano thought.

"Hey!" It just came to his mind now. (He's slow.) "Why did you want to go to the dance with me anyways?"

"Uh err... I can't I swore under the demon slayer's code."

'Man she really is gothic or something... (No offense!)

Just then a band started to play who were called "The Bone Eater's Well". (Sound familiar? Mwhahahahahaha!!!)

Lyrics (I just made them up!) Only for you

Come back to me oh yea You're so far down in there It's dark and you're so far away... I'm losing you and you can't even hear me when I say Come back to me baby oh yea Too far down We have to reach in the middle so I can pull you up and we can be together... forever. I say I'm sorry but you just ignore me. Why is that?

CHORUS

I'm sorry that I left you in that dark place and ignored you.

I ignored you for too long and now you've found another lover.

What's happening? Your hand is slipping away, swallowed up by that

Well... oh yea ooohhhh Give me a second chance and be with me in the light.... Let's run away together. I'd do ANYTHING to get you back

Only for you only for you...

(APPLAUSE)

"Thank you and that was dedicated to all the couples out there who are having a rough time and here with someone that they don't love and are trying to get the other person jealous and this is a song that says get back together cough Sano and Megumi! Yes thank you!!!" Kagome sighed and wiped the sweat off of her face. She gave a thumbs up.

"Did she just say what I thought she said?" asked Megumi.

"Yes and you should go over to HIM so I can be with HER. Wink, wink." Miroku said and let her go.

"Umm ok..." she said.

"Hey Megumi um want some punch?" It was Sano and he stood there awkwardly by the punch bowl, waiting for her answer.

"Oh Sano!" Megumi cried and sobbed. "I just got dumped! By a perv! How weird! I'm the one who's supposed to dump the loser!"

"Uh. Megumi if you haven't noticed but we were setup by our friends. It was just to bring us closer, babe." He said and then chuckled. "If I didn't know you were an original blackie (black haired), I'd say you were a blondie.LOL."

"Hey! That wasn't funny you bastard!" She cried and pinched his arm.

"Sorry!"

And so they became a couple again and the group had a blast. As they walked off to their limo, Sano said to Megumi,"I can't believe you didn't know we were being setup! Did you forget to flip the switch?"

"What switch?"

"To your brain!" lol

"Not the brightest crayon in the box eh?"

"You're so clueless!"

"Are you sure you aren't blonde?"

"SHUT UP!"

Laughter

The end

Joke of the day.

How do you get a squirrel to take a bite out of you?

Run up a tree and act like a NUT! Lol

I know I didn't really give you a lot of detail in this ch but I'm so glad I'm done with it! Plz read my other stories! XOXOXOXo, lil hitsuji I know I will get bad reviews but that's ok cuz my mommy still lubs me! I'm a weirdo.

Kenshin: God damn it Sano! You and your frickin problems with Megumi really knocked me and Kaoru out of the spotlight! The readers want me and my long sexy ponytail!!! One day I'll get revenge!!!! Turns into Battosuai

me: Chikusho! (shittake mushrooms in japanese) Run for your lives!!!