Disclaimer: I still don't own South Park, but a girl can dream......
Thanks for the reviews and stuff, there a real ego boost. lol. Here's chapter two, as I promised.....
Kenny, Kyle and Stan sat in Stan's living room. Cartman had gone home after getting in a heated argument with Kyle about something totally idiotic.
"Man that Melissa girl is so bang-able." Stan said suddenly
"Definitely, I'd love to get her in bed" Kenny added
"What about you Kyle?" Stan asked.
"What?" Kyle asked absent mindedly
"Do you think Melissa's hot or what?"
"Uh, sure" Kyle said as he flipped through the channels.
"Ah don't mind him, he wouldn't know a great girl if one jumped on his dick for a quick fuck" Kenny laughed
Kyle ignored his snickering friends and continued flipping through the channels.
"But seriously dude, I bet I sleep with her before anyone!" Stan declared
"Nug-uh!" Kenny protested "You're probably thinking of me, cause I'll be the one who sleeps with her first
Kyle didn't like the way this was going. "Oh, you guys-"he started, but was quickly cut off my Stan
"Ill bet you 50 bucks!"
"You're on!"
Kyle rolled his eyes. He stood up and started towards the door
"I'm heading home you guys" Kyle called then left
Neither Stan or Kenny herd what Kyle said, they were to busy arguing