Disclaimer: blither, blither, blither, blah, blah, blah

Okay, here's chapter 4, please R&R, I absolutely love reviews! This chapter is kind of short, but not to short. Enjoy!

Kyle sat in his class, trying to tune out the irritating voice of his babbling teacher. As he rested his head on the top of his desk, he closed his eyes and started to daydream about Melissa. That kiss the other night was too much and without even realizing it, he started to daydream about doing more than just kissing. He subconsciously dreamt about Melissa and him, making out in his room, when suddenly Isaac Hayes music started to play. Melissa stripped and kissed Kyle then started giving him a lap dance

Kyle's thoughts were interrupted as a ball of crumpled up paper smacked his forehead. Kyle's eyes fluttered open. He sat up as his eyes searched the room frantically, and rested on Kenny, smirking in his direction. Kyle looked back to the ball on his desk. He grabbed it and hurriedly opened it

"Have a nice dream?" Kenny's words were scrawled above arrow pointing in a downwards position

Kyle looked down and his face immediately turned crimson. His staggered look just obtained more laughs from Kenny. Kyle's hand hastily shot up.

"Yes Kyle?" Mrs. Testis raspy voice asked

"Um, may I please go to the washroom?" Kyle questioned nervously, as some people glanced at him

"Alright, but hurry up, class is almost over"

Kyle dashed out of the room, so no one would see what was going on. Stan turned to Kenny, who was in hysterics over the incident

"What's so funny?" he asked skeptically

"Kyle just had a major boner dude!" Kenny laughed softly

"Aw, dude! I didn't need to know that!" Stan whispered in repulsion

"You asked dude, you asked..." Kenny laughed

The bell rang and everyone started to leave. Stan, being the good friend he was, decided to grab Kyle's knapsack. He'd give it to Kyle at their lockers.

Kyle herd the bell ring as he splashed some cold water onto his face and shook it off. He looked in her mirror as he spoke

"Alright, no more thinking of Melissa in class" he told himself

A couple boys walk in. One of them gave Kyle a friendly nod and took a lighter and a joint out of his pocket.

"That's my cue to leave" Kyle thought as he started towards the door. He didn't need to go home smelling like pot, his Mom would literally kill him, and that would be the end of Kyle.

Kyle met up with Stan and Kenny at their lockers

"I swear to god dude, I'm so close, I was talking to her today and she said I was funny" Kenny was saying

"Yeah, funny looking" Stan joked

"Hey dudes, what are you talking about?" Kyle asked nonchalantly

"How I'm closer to banging Melissa than Stan is" Kenny said excitedly

Kyle got and irritated look "what an immature asshole" Kyle thought

"So anyways, who, or what, were you thinking about during 6th?" Kenny asked bluntly

Kyle's brain froze. "Oh, um, uh, no one." Kyle lied apprehensively

"Do we look that stupid to you?" Kenny asked sarcastically

"Do you really want me to answer that?" Kyle shot back

"Smartass" Kenny muttered

"C'mon dude, who is she?" Stan asked

Kyle said the first thing that came to his thoughtless mind "who says it's a she"

Kyle could tell that was the completely wrong thing to say by the looks his friends were giving him

"w-what?" Stan managed to choke out

Kyle gave a shy laugh. He had to tell the truth, it was the only way to clear his name.

"I'm kidding! It's Melissa!" Kyle laughed

Stan and Kenny both sighed in relief

"Thank God, I thought our little Kyle might be a queer!" Kenny said thankfully

"Um, just don't tell anyone I like her, okay? Especially Melissa, don't tell her I told you" Kyle pleaded

"Sure, whatever, so do you wanna get in on this bet or what?" Stan asked

"Um, no" Kyle replied, as if it was the stupidest question he ever was ever asked

"Alright, your loss" Kenny said, rather disappointed. Now if he lost he'd have to pay the full 50, instead of splitting it.

The three friends headed to the bus stop and were quite surprised to find Melissa sitting on a plastic bus stop bench alone. She was rubbing her hands together for warmth.

"Hey guys" Melissa said. She glanced at Kyle and gave him a quick, sweet, smile. Kyle went to sit beside Melissa, but before he could even quicken his pace, Kenny and Stan zipped past him and took the last two remaining seats.

"So, uh, Melissa, do you want to go out on a date tonight?" Kenny said openly

The second Kyle herd the word "yes" uttered out of Melissa's mouth, he felt like crying. He managed to keep himself together and tried to brush it off

"I'm gonna walk home you guys" Kyle said casually. He didn't feel like taking the bus with his backstabbing girlfriend and womanizing asshole friends

"But it's three miles away!" Stan pointed out

"I've walked before, I'll be fine" Kyle replied frigidly

Kyle had barely left when Kenny started talking to Melissa again.

"so seven o'clock okay?" Were the last words Kyle heard as he left the bus stop