Disclaimer: I do NOT own South Park, the wonderful geniuses Matt Stone and Trey Parker do 

I'm trying to get this story finally up and finished so I can put up my new one I already have done about Damien and The Mole, so here's chapter seven!1PLEASE R&R

"So how was your date last night, you get laid?"

Stan grinned and waited for his friend to reply

"Damn straight! You owe me 50 bucks dude" Kenny said holding out his palm to Stan

"How do I know your not lying?" Stan asked untrusting

Kyle walked up to Stan, Kenny and Cartman in mid-conversation

"Look Stan, I fucked Melissa, I'm not lying! I went to her house, we went to the arcade, then we went back to her place, she lead me to her room, I watched her undress, she crawled into the bed, took off my clothes, as we made out and we fucked! She even added that I was her third best!" Kenny lied

"Wow, no guy would lie about being 3rd best, if they had any dignity..."Stan said astonished. He opened his wallet and handed over some money. Kenny quickly counted it to make sure it was all there then stuffed the money into his denims pocket.

Kyle was on the brink of tears. Stan looked over and seen Kyle's depressed expression

"You okay Kyle?" he asked

"I-er-I've gotta go!" Kyle cried out, doing everything in his power not to break down right there in the school hallways.

Kyle turned around and darted to the doors. Kyle ran as fast as he could to the small wooded area where the stoner kids hung out at lunch. Kyle was greatly relived to find no one in sight and then sat on the wooden, vandalized, picnic table and cried.

Kenny, Stan and Cartman stood dumbfounded in the hall

"what's his problem?" Kenny wondered out loud

"what's who's problem?" came a girls voice

the three boys turned around and seen Melissa looking at them curiously

"Kyle" Stan answered "he just ran off all spazzy"

Melissa shrugged. She wanted so badly to go find Kyle, but then the others might find out what they were up to

"So, Melissa," Stan started "I herd you and Kenny got it on last night, if you know what I mean..."

Melissa glared at Kenny. Kenny looked shocked that Stan had brought it up, and petrified at what Melissa would do

"And where did you did you hear this lovely bit of information?" Melissa asked in a sickly sweet voice

"Kenny" Stan said shrugging

"Well Stan, I'm afraid Kenny lied to you. We didn't even kiss"

Stan and Cartman looked at Kenny for a response

"ummmm" Kenny said, trying to think of a quick excuse

"I want my 50 bucks back" Stan said angrily

"Wait, what?" Melissa exclaimed

"Ha ha! You are both so screwed!" Cartman laughed

"That's it! I want to know what's going on right now!!!!" Melissa said frustrated and angry

"Well, me and Kenny kind of had a bet to see who would sleep with you first..." Stan confessed

Melissa had heard enough. She slapped Stan and Kenny. Cartman was having a laughing fit as Melissa stormed away

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Kyle had been sitting at the picnic table for a good 12 minutes when he felt someone lay a hand on his shoulder. He was startled by the sudden touch and turned to see Melissa looking angry sad and worried all at the same time.

"Kyle's, what's wrong?" She asked worriedly

"Oh, like you don't know" Kyle replied bitterly

"No, I don't, can you stop being a dick and tell me?" Melissa said more angrily

"Well, if you've already forgotten, you screwed Kenny, after telling me you loved me.....but whatever, it's just me after all

"Oh, Kyle, you are so gullible and thoughtless! You actually believe that I fucked Kenny? He only lied to get 50 bucks from Stan!"

Kyle contemplated the idea in his head. it did sound like something Kenny would do. Kyle sighed. He hated himself for being so stupid right now. Melissa sat down beside him

"Listen Kyle, I really do love you. Kenny's an asshole for lying like that, but I swear...you're the first guy I've ever loved enough to have sex with....."

This made Kyle feel so happy, knowing that Melissa loved him so much to give herself to him like that

"Melissa...the truth is...you're the first girl I've ever loved enough to have sex with too...." Kyle admitted

There was a moment of silence then suddenly Melissa spoke up

"Y'know Kyle...to the world your just one person, but to one person you're the world...and that person is me...."

The two teens sat together, never wanting to leave each others arms

END!!!! Hooray! Finally! Anyways, ill be putting up my new story soon, its really short, perhaps a 3 chapter type thing, then ill put up my scary movie type story that I'm currently working on, so please, review, even if you hated it, I don't care, just please review!!!!