364 days to annoy Harry Potter (and one for him)
Disclaimer: Don't MAKE me send Mel over there!
Mel's POV 3:03:30 a.m. Day 1 "Harry?" I poked Harry.
Harry was asleep at the moment.
"Harry!" I poked him even harder.
No reply.
"HARRY!" I poked him really hard.
Still no reply.
"Fine..." I left the room.
I return with a bucket of ice and water.
SPLAH!
"AHH! WHAT?" Harry sat up sputtering. He looked at the clock: 3:10 a.m., "What?"
"Where's the bathroom?"
Day 2 10 a.m.
"Harry?" I walk into Harry's room in a baseball uniform.
"Huh?"
"Will you go to the park with me?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No!"
"Pretty please?"
"NO!"
"Pretty Please with a cherry on top?"
"WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU NOT GET ABOUT THE WORD NO? THE 'N' OR THE 'O'?"
"FINE!" His escorts me out of the room, and shuts the door behind me.
Tap. Tap. Tap. Thunk! Tap tap...
"OW!" I was throwing my baseball at his door and he opened it and met his face.
"WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING MEL?"
"Just practicing."
"Well do it quietly."
"Okie dokie!" I saluted him as if he was a general. He shuts the door and I 'quietly' practice.
TAP! TAP! TAP! THUNK! TAP! TAP! TAP! TH-
"OOW!" Harry's face yet again had been in acutance with the ball.
"I'm sorry!"
Day 3 7:34:09 am
Mel cringes at Harry.
Harry is chomping on bacon.
"Do you know how many pigs you're killing when you eat that?" Mel screamed at Harry and runs off crying.
Harry thinks about little piglets getting grinded up, gets up and runs into bathroom looking quite green.
Day 4 2:33:04 pm
Harry is in his cupboard getting his spell books. From above he hears:
Thudthudthudthudthud-THUD-thud-thud-thud-thud (x3)
Harry opens the door and looks up.
Mel is standing on the top step above the cupboard and jumping up and down on it. She smiles and runs in the other direction.
Day 5 7:04:07 pm
"I hope you like ice cream." Harry walked over to their table and handed Mel a chocolate ice cream cone.
"YEAH!!!" Mel yelled as she began to slurp it down, loudly.
"Mel? Can you do that a little more quietly?" Harry asked.
"SURE!" Mel began to slurp it down even more loudly.
"If you want another one than you better stop doing it so loud." Harry's voice sounded like he was about to burst.
"Ok." Mel whispered. She took a lick of it and then a really loud slurp.
"MEL!" Harry leaped for Mel, but she ducked and he went flying into the table behind her.
"Gee boss. You broke the table..."
Day 6 No time filled in. Harry's POV
I snuck past her room and into the bathroom, ' Phew!' I whipped the nervous sweat off my forehead ask I began to fill the tub with hot water.
I removed my clothes and slipped in. I relaxed but I had a feeling it was not going to be for long.
KNOCK KNOCK!
"What? I'm in the tub!" I yelled at her. I knew it was her.
"GET OUT YOU'LL KILL MY PET SNAKE!" she yelled at me through the door. I felt something wrap around my leg.
"Mel. Mel! MEL!" Why was I calling her? Oh bloody hell! The door opened, "GET OUT!" I yelled. I grabbed a towel and covered my—you-know- what. Mel just stood there for a few seconds before snapping back to reality, and tried to get the snake off my leg. It wouldn't come off but it wrapped up my thigh and hid half of its body under the towel. She reached forward but I pushed her away.
"I have to get it some how." She said coming forward again.
"NO!"
"Do you not remember? I get my memory erased after this, so whatever happens this year I won't remember it..." She gave and evil smile, "so do you want me to get that snake or not?" she rolled up her sleeves and knelt beside the tub.
"You're a pervert." I informed.
"Sticks and stones, Harry." She gave me a smirk.
"No. You're really gross." I said again. How could this be happening?
"Hold STILL! He's right there..." She put her hand out over the tub.
"Oh God," I whispered. I closed my eyes.
Splash!
I felt a hand against my stomach and I felt the snake, hand, AND towel lift from me. I imminently closed the curtain as soon as I knew she was gone.
"Oh damn that was annoying..." I breathed, "At least she'll forget it in a year. Oh no..." I thought of how she has to come to school with me this year and I have a feeling she'll become friends with Hermione and maybe even Draco.
Let's face it, I was ruined.
Disclaimer: Don't MAKE me send Mel over there!
Mel's POV 3:03:30 a.m. Day 1 "Harry?" I poked Harry.
Harry was asleep at the moment.
"Harry!" I poked him even harder.
No reply.
"HARRY!" I poked him really hard.
Still no reply.
"Fine..." I left the room.
I return with a bucket of ice and water.
SPLAH!
"AHH! WHAT?" Harry sat up sputtering. He looked at the clock: 3:10 a.m., "What?"
"Where's the bathroom?"
Day 2 10 a.m.
"Harry?" I walk into Harry's room in a baseball uniform.
"Huh?"
"Will you go to the park with me?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No!"
"Pretty please?"
"NO!"
"Pretty Please with a cherry on top?"
"WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU NOT GET ABOUT THE WORD NO? THE 'N' OR THE 'O'?"
"FINE!" His escorts me out of the room, and shuts the door behind me.
Tap. Tap. Tap. Thunk! Tap tap...
"OW!" I was throwing my baseball at his door and he opened it and met his face.
"WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING MEL?"
"Just practicing."
"Well do it quietly."
"Okie dokie!" I saluted him as if he was a general. He shuts the door and I 'quietly' practice.
TAP! TAP! TAP! THUNK! TAP! TAP! TAP! TH-
"OOW!" Harry's face yet again had been in acutance with the ball.
"I'm sorry!"
Day 3 7:34:09 am
Mel cringes at Harry.
Harry is chomping on bacon.
"Do you know how many pigs you're killing when you eat that?" Mel screamed at Harry and runs off crying.
Harry thinks about little piglets getting grinded up, gets up and runs into bathroom looking quite green.
Day 4 2:33:04 pm
Harry is in his cupboard getting his spell books. From above he hears:
Thudthudthudthudthud-THUD-thud-thud-thud-thud (x3)
Harry opens the door and looks up.
Mel is standing on the top step above the cupboard and jumping up and down on it. She smiles and runs in the other direction.
Day 5 7:04:07 pm
"I hope you like ice cream." Harry walked over to their table and handed Mel a chocolate ice cream cone.
"YEAH!!!" Mel yelled as she began to slurp it down, loudly.
"Mel? Can you do that a little more quietly?" Harry asked.
"SURE!" Mel began to slurp it down even more loudly.
"If you want another one than you better stop doing it so loud." Harry's voice sounded like he was about to burst.
"Ok." Mel whispered. She took a lick of it and then a really loud slurp.
"MEL!" Harry leaped for Mel, but she ducked and he went flying into the table behind her.
"Gee boss. You broke the table..."
Day 6 No time filled in. Harry's POV
I snuck past her room and into the bathroom, ' Phew!' I whipped the nervous sweat off my forehead ask I began to fill the tub with hot water.
I removed my clothes and slipped in. I relaxed but I had a feeling it was not going to be for long.
KNOCK KNOCK!
"What? I'm in the tub!" I yelled at her. I knew it was her.
"GET OUT YOU'LL KILL MY PET SNAKE!" she yelled at me through the door. I felt something wrap around my leg.
"Mel. Mel! MEL!" Why was I calling her? Oh bloody hell! The door opened, "GET OUT!" I yelled. I grabbed a towel and covered my—you-know- what. Mel just stood there for a few seconds before snapping back to reality, and tried to get the snake off my leg. It wouldn't come off but it wrapped up my thigh and hid half of its body under the towel. She reached forward but I pushed her away.
"I have to get it some how." She said coming forward again.
"NO!"
"Do you not remember? I get my memory erased after this, so whatever happens this year I won't remember it..." She gave and evil smile, "so do you want me to get that snake or not?" she rolled up her sleeves and knelt beside the tub.
"You're a pervert." I informed.
"Sticks and stones, Harry." She gave me a smirk.
"No. You're really gross." I said again. How could this be happening?
"Hold STILL! He's right there..." She put her hand out over the tub.
"Oh God," I whispered. I closed my eyes.
Splash!
I felt a hand against my stomach and I felt the snake, hand, AND towel lift from me. I imminently closed the curtain as soon as I knew she was gone.
"Oh damn that was annoying..." I breathed, "At least she'll forget it in a year. Oh no..." I thought of how she has to come to school with me this year and I have a feeling she'll become friends with Hermione and maybe even Draco.
Let's face it, I was ruined.