Entry Title: 17 in the beginning of 6th year
" Harry? When are we going out?" Mel asked braiding her hair into a long one braid.
" "Out"?" Harry asked confused.
" Weeeeeellllllll it IS my seventeenth B-day tomorrow!" She said tying her flats.
"It is? But you're starting sixth year? How can you be seventeen?" Harry asked sitting on his bed.
" Because I can," Mel said, "and I am. So..."
Harry smiled, "So what?"
"I don't wanna tell!" Mel said.
" C'mon! I won't tell! I promise!" Harry said.
" Fine," Mel said sighing, "I was held back a year..."
" That's all? Oh, it's not that bad! I mean, not ta me at least." Harry said.
"Hmm... Oh well. I guess it's not all that bad as you said. Well. For my B-day would you like to come with me to the mall to meet my friends? I have guy friends too. It'll be a blast! Please?" Mel asked on her knees.
" Fine," Harry said with a big sigh, "Who all is coming?"
" You'll find out. Oh, it's casual dress, even though we are going to the five star restaurant in the mall..." Mel said smiling.
"No, Mel, tell me know." Harry stood up.
"OOOh! Mr. Matcho Man is out ta got me! He stood up! I'm sooooo scared!" Mel said dramatically falling to her knees, covering her face with her forearms as if a bright light was shinning at her, "Don't hurt me! Oo! I'm sooo frightened!"
There was an acquired moment of silence.
"Get up, Mel," Harry said taking a step towards her. Mel crawled on her hands and knees out to the hall, taking the same position, "I'm serious Mel. Get. Up." Harry said taking a few more steps.
"Ahh! Mr. M.M. is after me!!!!!!!!" Mel dramatically fell to the floor; hands over heart, legs straddled.
"Mel?" Harry walked up to her, between her legs.
" HEE-YA!" Mel put her legs together, Harry's feet in between, flipped over quickly, and throwing Harry head first onto the hardwood floor of his room, "Harry?" Mel crawled up to his side and poked him, "Are you—Ah! Nevermind. I don't care." Mel then walked out of his room and into her own.
Back with Harry
"Oh. Ow ow ow ow ow. Awh," Harry slowly got up and rubbed his head, " Oh, no," THUMP! "Ow..."
Day 23
Entry Title: A Day at the Mall and A weird dinner
"Hi Mel!" Three girls Harry had never met ran up to Mel and gave her a kiss on the cheek, "Happy B-day!" the one in the middle looked at Harry,
"Eh, Mel? Is dis da guy yus were talkin' about?" She was obviously from another country.
"Yeah. This is Harry. Harry, this is: Lisa, Jen, Tiffany, Mark, Tom, Erin, Rob, and then you already know Hermione, Ron, and Neville..." At the name "Neville" Harry looked up. There in the back of the group stood: Hermione, Ron, and Neville.
" Neville? How dose she know you?" Harry asked as soon as they started to walk through the mall.
" Uh—long story short: Parents." Neville didn't say anything else until they got to the restaurant; which was the most interesting meal ever for Harry, Ron and Hermione.
"Poss the caviar!" Jen said to Harry.
"Here you go," Harry handed it to her.
"Thank ya!" Jen turned to Mel.
"So...as I was sayin'...when me dad got back from work that is when the party was too much and then he yelled and everybody left and I was there all by me-onesies; which wasn't a bad thing, considering that I was gunna be yelled at and then locked in my room for a week with no meals and barely any water. Did you know that you could die if you don't have water for more than twenty-four hours? I mean how does that happen? I mean, when you're seven percent dehydrated and you get to eleven percent than you can die? Isn't that scary considering that I am all was not thirsty and yet I'm not dead yet and—hold on I need some water..." Lisa was rambling on and on about, well anything she could think of, at Ron. Ron looked scared and looked at Harry for help. Harry just shrugged then turned to Hermione, who apparently, was not having a good time because Tom and Rob were flirting with her and hitting on her.
" So...Herms... when do you wanna meet? And where? My place?" Rob asked scooting closer to her.
" Uh-well, uh..." Hermione tried to put in.
"What do you think she is? Stupid? She'd never go to your place! She's smarter than you and should come over to my place!" Tom said scooting her closer to him.
"Just like Mandy, right? Oh, and Lizzy, Gayle, Shelly, Trish, and that other girl that we saw TOday!" Rob argued.
"Well I never! At least they talked and LOOKED at me!" Tom said.
"You wanna take it outside?!" Rob said.
"All the way you—,"
"OK! That's enough you two!" Mel sat beside Hermione and made them go sit at the opposite ends of the table.
"Are they always like, well, like that?" Hermione asked.
"Girl, they are so desperate they'd ask a cow to the next dance at my old school!" Mel giggled. Hermione smiled.
Meanwhile, Tiffany was talking to Neville about Herbology.
"So you mean to say that the mucus of that certain plant can heal, what did you say, ah yes, dragon bites?" Tiffany actually looked interested.
"Yeah, and then..."
"Hey, Jen, will you tell the waiter that it's Mel's B-day? You're the only one here that can speak French!" Hermione said to Jen. (A/N: I an a little rough on French so if any of this is wrong just tell me!)
"Oui! Soit lui anniverarie, pouvoir nous a gateau?" Jen asked the waiter. He nodded and said yes and walked off to the kitchens.
"C'était drôle, n'est-ce pas?" Jen asked Harry on the way out of the restaurant. Harry sad what he could,
" Oui...?"
Jen giggled. Mel came up to Harry.
"Did you have fun, my playboy?"
Day 24
Entry title: Dirty letters and blackmail...
Mel walked down the stairs to the front door and picked up the mail. There was a letter from Hermione to Harry. Curiosity stroke. Mel smiled evilly, took the letter and ran to her room shutting and locking the door,
"Oh well! Curiosity killed the cat! Good thing I'm not a cat," Mel opened it carefully, and read it, "Oh my! ...Loves...make...EW. Ew. Ew! Don't tell Ron... let's meet again soon... love you to bits! Hermione," Mel put the letter down and away from her and picked up a quill, some ink, and got her owl ready to take a letter to Ron. She told him all about it, closed it, sealed it, and said, " Take this to Ron Weasley. Ohh-hhhohoo! This is gunna be good!" Mel watched her owl fly out the window while rubbing her hands evilly together, "My evil plan shall prevail!"
Mel then put the letter in another envelope, copied Hermione's hand writing, snuck back downstairs, set it in the pile again, picked it up, and carried it into the kitchen.
"Hey Mel, what's up?" Harry asked.
"Mail. You got two. One from Hermione and one from an anonymous," Mel tossed them at him.
"Gee, thanks!" Harry said sarcastically, opening the anonymous one first, "WHAT! NO BLODDY WAY!" Harry stood and knocked over his chair.
"Bad language and bad table manners! I cannot see...oop," Mel covered her mouth.
" What?" Harry said looking at her.
" Nothing just opens the one from Hermione! I'm curious to what she wrote!"
Day 24
Entry Title: A Confusing Letter from Ron and A Promise
"What? MEL!" Harry yelled from his room.
" Uh-oh," Mel hid under her covers, "I'm not here!"
"Mel did you read my mail yesterday?" Harry stormed over her.
"Just a little bit," Harry stared at her, "Ok the whole thing! I know what Hermione wrote and all of that! I know, I know, I know! Ok?"
" That's considered illegal, Mel, and you invaded my personal property! One more mess up and I'm sending you back!"
"No! NO! Your highness! Please don't! I-I was just being curious! Please don't send me back! I promise that I'll never read your mail again! Just please don't send me back! I'll do almost anything!"
" Almost, huh?" Harry pondered, "Ok, I won't but you have to promise me, promise, that you will stop being so Merlin damned annoying for... four weeks!" Harry said.
"I will sir, I mean, Harry!"
Day 25
Entry Title: Mel here, talking to you.
Hey people and loyal reviewers! Harry has asked me not to be annoying for four weeks. So I will not annoy him! Well I'll try at least.... Heh heh.... I think that my purpose in life to annoy him. But I have made a promise and I have to keep it! Believe me! I do not wanna be sent back there! It's not a lovely place. Where you ask? Well, it's, uh, hard to say.
If you really wanna know. Just wait until my next entry! Thanks! You guys rock and I hope that these next few entries are to your enjoyment! Oh, and if you have any ideas for pranks for me to pull on Harry I would love to hear them in a review!
A/N: please read and review! I hope you liked it! And as Mel said, pranks and ideas are more than welcome!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the HP characters, but I would like to say that Mel is mine. Thanks! Bubbi!