Kidnap Mufasa's Son, a lion king fanfic

Ottsel of the Ages: This idea came to me from one of my best friends, you know her as DarkEcoOttsel. Either one of us or both of us are gonna make a Lion King/Nightmare Before Christmas cross-over. We were listening to the NIghtmare Before Christmas soundtrack and talking about the Hyena Trio ( they rock! ) and NIghtmare Before Christmas Trio and how similar they are. Then I was thinking about writing a fic where Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed would sing their song, so here it is! its just gonna be like the same song with a few twists of my own so beware the craziness of it! Enjoy and Reviews are greatly appreciated!

Kidnap Mufasa's Son

by Ottsel of the Ages

BANZAI, SHENZI AND ED

Kidnap Mufasa's son

BANZAI

I wanna do it

Let's draw straws

SHENZI

Scar said we should work together

Three of a kind

BANZAI, SHENZI, AND ED

Birds of a feather

Now and forever

Wheeeee

La, la, la, la, la, la

Kidnap Mufasa's son, lock him up real tight

Throw away the key and then

Turn off all the lights

SHENZI

First , we're going to set some bait

In the Savannah and wait

When he comes a-sniffing we will

Snap our jaws and start the chase

BANZAI

Wait! I've got a better plan

To trick the brat into our hands

Lets pop him in a boiling geyser

And when he's done we'll butter him up

BANZAI, SHENZI, AND ED

Kidnap Mufasa's son

Trap him like a fox

Bury him for ninety years

Then see if he talks

SHENZI

Then Mr. Scar; vindictive man

Can take the whole thing over then

He'll be so pleased, I do declare

That he will eat him rare

BANZAI, SHENZI, AND ED

Wheee

BANZAI

I say we take a stampede

Chase it to his cave

And then bark three times

And when he answers

Young Simba will be no more

SHENZI

You're so stupid, think now

If we flatten him to smithereens

We may lose some pieces

And then Scar will beat us black and green

BANZAI, SHENZI, AND ED

Kidnap Mufasa's son

Tie him in a bag

Throw him in the Outlands

Then, see if he is sad

BANZAI AND SHENZI

Because Mr. Scar is the meanest lion around

If I were on his killing list, I'd get out of town

He'll be so pleased by our success

That he'll reward us too I'll bet

BANZAI, SHENZI, AND ED

Perhaps he'll make his special brew

Of zebra and gazelle strew

Yummm!

We're his little henchmen and

We take our job with pride

We do our best to please him

And stay on his good side

SHENZI

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

I'm not the dumb one

BANZAI

You're no fun

SHENZI

Shut up

BANZAI

Make me

SHENZI

I've got something, listen now

This one is real good, you'll see

We'll send a present to his cave

Upon there'll be a note to read

Now, in the box we'll wait inside

Until his curiosity entices him to look inside

And then we'll have him

One, two, three

BANZAI, SHENZI, AND ED

Kidnap Mufasa's son, beat him with a stick

Chase him round for ninety years, see what makes him tick

Kidnap Mufasa's son, chop him into bits

Mr. Scar is pretty sure to get his kicks

Kidnap Mufasa's son, see what we will see

Lock him in our graveyard cage, throw away the key

Ottsel of the Ages: And there you are. If involuntary twitching, unstoppable laughter, or something abnormal occurs.....then it wasn't my fault! I warned you about the craziness, it contaminates you like radioactivity! Please review, no flames!