I’m Too Sexy Gildory Lockhart Remix

by orange story

Just something I did for fun and I will not be putting up with flames, just have a little humor for once in your life flamers! Enjoy.

I'm Too Sexy (Gildory Lockhart Remix)

By-orange story

Disclaimer-Song does not belong to me I just wanted to mess around with the lyrics of the song for fun, the actually song "I'm Too Sexy" is by Right Said Fred, that said enjoy.

I'm too sexy for my wand too sexy for my wand
My wand's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my robes too sexy for my robes
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Snape too sexy for Snape
Dumbledore and McGonagall

And I'm too sexy for your magic
Too sexy for your DADA class
No way I'm teaching magic

I'm a "model" you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the "catwalk"
Yeah on the "catwalk" on the "catwalk" yeah
I do my little turn on the "catwalk" erm Duel Club Runway...

I'm too sexy for my smile too sexy for my smile
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my fame
Too sexy for my fame what do you think about that

I'm a "model" you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the "catwalk"
Yeah on the "catwalk" on the "catwalk" yeah
I shake my little tush on the "catwalk", roar!

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a "model" you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the "catwalk"
Yeah on the "catwalk" on the "catwalk" yeah
I shake my little tush on the "catwalk", roar!

(Snape-GET YOUR BOTTOM AWAY FROM ME LOCKHART!!)

I'm too sexy for my Snape too sexy for my Snape
Poor "pussy" poor "pussy cat"
I'm too sexy for my Snape too sexy for my Snape
Snape's going to leave me

(Snape-YOU BET!!! LOCKHART YOU SICKEN ME!!)

Erm...I'm too sexy for you and this movie...

(Lockhart-Runs away from Snape before he kills me, help!)

Author's Notes-OK, please no flames I was just trying to be funny and didn't mean to upset any fans out there, it was just for fun. Have a little humor and please leave a review!