Chapter 2!!!!
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Don't Forget Me: Chapter 2:
My Beautiful Guide
"Are we there yet?"
" No"
"Are we there yet?"
"NO"
"Are we--"
" Will you shut the hell up so that I can think?"
K was still following Legolas through the forest So that she could 'get his father's blessing' and having a rather fun time of annoying him.
"What the fuck is with you? Why are you so mad? What did I do?"
He stopped dead in his tracks.
" I've just been under a lot of Stress lately" His tone changed from being Menacing to being no less than sincere.
" I'm sorry, Next time, I'll ask not to fall out of the sky onto to some handsome prince. I'll ask to stay safe and sound at home and not fall into another world. And while I'm asking, I'll ask if some dude could have less on his shoulders, and while I'm at It, I'll ask to talk to god."
He turned To face K. " And when you're talking to god, could you ask him for a less annoying Beautiful woman to fall onto me next time he decides to do this?"
They Both burst out laughing. "We're getting along" K suddenly noticed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" They both yelled.
" K? "
" Yeah bub "
" Thank you for asking what was wrong. I appreciate it." He smiled, Making K's knees get weak.
" Anytime " She said between swooning in my head. The result was a garbled 'hhhmmmtimme'
He looked at me strangely " Are you sure your quite well Lady K?"
" Yeah I'm fine, I just have my moments, ya know? And call me K, Kasey or Liz. Don't ask." I added
" Kay, 'Liz' it is clear that we are lost."
"What?! You're own Fucking Forest and you lost us. I'd hate to be alive when you rule!! Kidding!!"
" It's all your fault"
" and I ask you again: What did I do?"
" You're making Me nervous"
"Not half as nervous as your making me!"
" Well, having a beautiful woman trust you to guide her back to your palace.Explain that one"
" 'hopping over a fence' and landing on the most Handsome elf I have ever laid eyes on. You Give It a try."
" Sorry, I don't swing that way."
" That's not what I mean!! "
They edged closer to each other. K couldn't stand it anymore. She thrust her body into his arms and stood there waiting for him to come out of Shock with her head in his chest. He returned her embrace by setting his arms on her shoulders, Since K was so much shorter than he.(A/N: K:hey!!! A: Well, your 17 and he's 2995. you do the math! K: I'm not good at math!! A: never mind....)
He took one of his arms from her Shoulder and lifted her head, looking into her light emeralds, while she looked up into those emotion-filled eyes.They smiled at each other Before he seized her lips with his own. They Broke apart to Breath and she held her forehead to his." Ya know, I'm not good at these things" K said Breathlessly. " Nor am I " was Legolas' reply. " I beg the differ." she retorted "You what?" " Never Mind..."
Suddenly, To their right (or Legolas' right and K's left) the wall of vine was cut to shreds. Through the opening came a dozen wood elves and they were all looking at Legolas and K.
"Rïncepë Ëgolásla!! Éwen ávéhë ëenbë oocïnglë órfen oúyen hróúghté heten holewó oréstf" cried the lead elf and beconed for them to follow him "oúrya atherfï ashen ëënbó lläen veroth heten órldwé boútath oúyén, ndáën ouyen réáen níén hïstë leärïngcé aceïngmó útóen ithwa histï ómanwä hówén äshen évërnó éfórebá ëenbó ëensé. Ehen illwä eben ngryáth, YES!!"
"Come, He is waiting." He spoke to K and followed the elves, Taking her hand and dragging her after them.
Neigh 10 minutes later, they had reached the palace and entered the kings chambers.The elven Lord spoke. " Legolas, My son, Where have you been?"
"I told you father, I went to study the skys. Study them, I did, But after about 2 minutes, K fell from the sky and landed on me!!! I had to show her the land and give her your blessing.After Walking aimlisly in the Forest, I dyagnosed that we were lost. I think the words were ' you lost us in your own Fucking Forest' If I am not mistaken" he said turning to K.
" What Is this girl's name?" asked the kimg incredulisly. Legolas went to answer, But K stepped forward and bowed,"If I may have leave to speak, I think I can introduce myself ,thank you. Kasey Tilman of Florida" She cleared her throat rather lamely and stepped back out of the limelight.
"Well" said the King. "You have my blessing. and so does the realm of Florida. Now,Go and show hospitality and show her your room." Stunned Faces. "Yes, that's right, u2 same room."
In Unison"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
K and Legolas left the Chambers and Went to 'their' room.
"I.am.sleeping.on.the.floor." K was to be heard saying.
"No. I will Not have it. you will take my bed and I will sleep on the Floor."
"Are you sure? I mean, You won't want to mess up your Perfect Hair!"
He threw a pillow at her. She threw one Back.They started a pillow fight. I guess their giggling could be heard all the way down into the kings chambers.The King looked up at the ceiling and though 'What are they doing up there?' He returned to his work. Over time, The Giggling got louder and it accuppanied with Cries of "Not So Hard, Muscle Man!!" and "AAHH Not all at once!!" He decided to investigate.
Up in the room, Legolas was throwing Pillows too hard, and K was throwing too many at one time.That's not what it sounded like though. They heard a knock on the door, and , not wanting anyone to see the feathers everywhere, They answered It.they hid the room,so that whan they poked only their heads out, They were all hot and sweaty.
When they saw it was the king, their nerviousness only got worse. "Pull back the door and let me see." They obryed, and , much to the Kings dissapoinment, Feathers. A hell of a lot of Feathers. "I came to tell you that I have appointed Legolas as your Guide."
"Oh shit!! Now I have to put up with her 24/7? SHIT!" Legolas said.
"Damn, Fucking Carma!!!" Said K.
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