Ch. 3 - Yawn... I've been up all night and just caught some sleep. My brain is foggy (er than it normally is) Enjoy!!!!!
Disclaimer: Wouldn't It be great if Tolkien decided to give me the Story because I am such a devoted fan?!? I would tell him I loved his story, But I only want ORLI!!!! What? Can't a woman dream?
Don't Forget Me: Chapter 3:
Damn Fucking Carma
That night.....
"I absolutely will not Sleep on your bed. I'd rather sleep on a dozen angry knomes!!!" K called as she set up a bedroll on the floor.
" That can be arranged" He laughed.
" What are you so cheery some times and others so ruthless? Have you got, like , Moodswings or something?" she asked him.
" You know, I think I'll go sleep outside... No,wait last time I did that I ended up with you... Maybe it's not such a good idea. No, I'm perfectly content on where I am."He answered choosing to ignore that she had spoken.
" This is gonna be a long night"
" Why do you say that?"
"Your floor is so damn hard, I'm working up a knot in my Back."
" Well, crawl up here, and stop being so childish.We are grown people... I mean, one of us is anyway. I won't do anything!!! I'm not THAT desperate." K climbed into the opposite side of the bed from him, and lay there for a secound Before setting ground rules.
" One, The dividing line is the middle. Cross it, and your a dead...Elf..."
" Geez, this is my bed for crying out loud! I could make you sleep on the floor with the Knot"
" But you won't"
" How do you know?"
"I can see it in your eyes"
"As somebody has already said, and I quote 'Damn Fucking Carma' Stupid family genetics."
"Whoa, Take a chill pill."
He started to put his back toward her and she cowered against the Post (It was a four poster bed) "Don't come any closer!!"
" Will you stop being so paranoid? I'm turning over. Nothing major. I told you, I'm not going to try anything."
"Why not?"
"Are you choosing to deny that the only thing that would willingly sleep with you is a Angery knome?"
" Are you willing to accept the fact that I am up here in your whim, Not mine? I do have a few Questions..."
"They can wait till morning"
Two minutes later...
"Princy boy?"
"WHAT?"
"Why did I come here?"
He turned over to face her, smiling. " You are not going to let me get any sleep are you?"
" Nope"
"Figures"
"So, how did I get here, Why did I come, and why couldn't I be left in my own Fucking world?" K started a string of questions.After she had finished Legolas said," Well, I take it your not happy here"
"Damn straight. The only good thing that has come out of this is that I get to meet you!! Oh Shit!! Did I just say that out loud?"
"You're not happy, so it's my job as your guide to get you there."
K made alittle X with her fingers and pointed it at him. "Oh god. Do females only have their minds set one one thing?I meant tommorrow I have to show you the forest. Thats all!!!" She stopped cowering.
"In my world, It's the other way around. Males only have their minds set on one thing. Do I have to go walking throught Mud and brier for you?" K asked.
"What else do you propose we do tommorrow? Don't Start It, K, you know perfectly well what I mean. We need to go shopping, anyway, to get you some new middle earth dresses." She looked shocked. " Oh, no Bro. don't go there! I an not wearing a dress. Do anything to me in the world, But I am NOT wearing a dress. there are just some things people don't do. You don't act as a cushon, I don't wear dresses. Copesh?"
He smiled and turned back over. Wishing he were no where else in the world.