When Mew Mews Go Bad
Note: Before I start the story may I advise you to turn away while you still can.
(Rock Music is playing)
Announcer: Welcome to When Mew Mews Go Bad. Here is your host Mew Marshmallow.
Haruka:Hi .Tonight were going to show you mew mews gone bad.
Haruka:First from a mew mew in china gone bad.
Haruka: Mew Luna was normal until the aliens brain washed her. After that she almost destroyed her city. I can't tell how because it maybe unsuitable for little kids.
At a house
Boy: Mom the girl on TV won't tell how the girl almost destroyed the cit
Mother: I half to block that show.
Haruka:Were are some letters. From Luna age 12
Haruka:You are bitch for telling about me on TV.
Haruka:Well not the best fan letter but I guess there are people how hate me.
Commercial break
Haruka:Were back. Our next bad mew mew is Mew Yumi.She was punk from the start. At age 13 she dumped 45 boys and attempted to start a nuclearer war. Now that is sooooo bad.
Phone ring
Haruka:Were is our hot line.
Yumi:I hate you.
Haruka:Ok who ever is prank calling my hotline will pay.
Duh duh dum.
Commercial break
Haruka:Welcome back our next mew mew is Mew Kara.
Haruka:Her life was lonely. When she became a mew mew her only desire was to show people her life was like.
Haruka:Shes never had a friend how sad.
Kid in the audience: Look the girls she just talked about are here.
The bad mews mews are running after her.
Haruka:Well that's our show bye.AHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Bye