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,,Mellon."

With loud cracks and noices, the entrance of Moria slowly opened. With a sigh of relief, the girls of the Fellowship walked in the Mines. Gimli tried to have a nice speech about the fabled hospitality of the Dwarves once, but one irritated look from Legolas could easily shut her up. Being hit by the famous bloody time of the month had done the She-Elf's mood no good. Aragorn had collected some leaves of a plant for them to chew, it would help them to remain their concentration.

,,What is this place?" Boromir said aloud, while looking around in disgust. There were rotting Dwarven-skeletons everywhere. Legolas took a closer look on one of the arrows that was in a skeletons, and quickly concluded:

,,Goblins!"

Boromir looked around frightened and yelled at the others:

,,We should never have come here!!! Get out! OUT!!"

Which, of course, screamed for irritated responses.

Merry glared at Boromir.

,,You don't have to yell at us! We can think for ourselves, you know!!!"

Boromir shook her head. ,,You? Think for yourself? That must be some miracle! Now, DON'T BE STUPID AND GET OUT!!!"

Pippin stood besides Merry and shouted:

,,YOU ONLY WANT US TO GET OUT OF HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED!"

Boromir would have attacked the Hobbit-girl, if a frightened scream hadn't interrupted them. The scream came from Frodo, who was being dragged outside by a giant Watcher. Sam was already in action, cutting the tentacles of the beast with all her might. The rest of the Fellowship sprung in action, and started to fight the octopus-like creature.

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(A/N: After writing the fighting-the-Watcher-scene so many times in my other fics, I feared that it would be utterly boring to do that again. So I'll just do a time-jump now. Sorry for that.)

,,INTO THE MINES, LEGOLAS!!!" Boromir yelled while dragging Frodo with her, out of the water.

Legolas shot one more arrow at the furious Watcher, then turned around and ran along with the others. Ooohhh, she had soooo discovered the 'hell of the month'. Cramps were racing through her whole body, it seemed. Just in time, she made it into the Mines of Moria. The entrance totally collapsed when the Watcher tried to follow them, leaving the Fellowship in the dark.

Legolas sank on her knees, panting. Oh yes, she could feel the blood running now. No miracle that all the girls she knew were quite irritable when their bodies hit met the 'monster of the month'. How she completely understood them now. She looked up.

,,Are we all here?" she breathed.

Aragorn's voice came from a few metres away.

,,I believe so. That was close, eh? Are you okay?"

Legolas couldn't believe her ears. Okay? Of course she wasn't okay! She felt utterly terrible! When someone tripped over her, she roared:

,,JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A MINUTE!!!!"

Even the whispering between the members of the Fellowship that had been going on, stopped.

,,Thank you."

Legolas could already foresee the hell Moria would be.

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~I know. Short chapter. But review anyway!