Bulma Greenleaf: ,,WWIIEE!!! Check out all the reviews I got! They truly
made me HAPPY! This chapter won't be the best I've ever written, but I'm
planning a lot of things for in Lothlorien! Well, have to thank my
reviewers now!"
To AB4: Ah, glad you like it. Here's the update, I hope you enjoy it!
To Pointy Ears Are My Thing: Don't worry, I won't ask what kind of drugs you're using. . . I have weird dreams all the time! Well, enjoy the chapter!
To Huinesoron: Yes, most girls go through that hell every month. I'm glad guys begin to understand now. *cackles*
To Sammy Baggins: Wiieee!!! I'm so glad you like it! Do you really think they're acting like girls? That's a true compliment, thank you!
To Im A Brandybuck: Yep, I managed to update again! Hearing you like the chapter made me really happy! Thanks!
To inweofnargothrond: Yep, the time of the month! Don't you think guys should know what it's like? Well, have fun reading the chapter!
To BoromirDefender: LMAO? What does THAT mean? Glad you like the story, here's an update!
To Sabre Black: Ah yes, I think my neighbourhood tries to avoid me when I'm PMS-ing. The cause of that might possibly be the shouting-matches I've had. : ) Thank you for reviewing!
To PrincessEvenstar: Funny and evil? Thank you! And yes, I will most certainly continue!
To Tabby Kitten: Mwha ha ha! Yes, they will certainly FEEL OUR PAIN!!! *evil cackle*
To elfitchick: Well, I hope the real life guys manage to gain some respects for us females. If my story would reach that, I wouldn't believe my ears. Yeah, I was so tired of the Watcher-scene, I did it very detailed in one of my other stories, and I didn't feel like it at all anymore. Well, here's the update!
To Elanhin: Captured the loveliness? I actually captured some loveliness? Ah, thank you for your applause! Aw, have you been sick? I hope you're totally better now!
To Servus: Ah, I indeed gave you order to review this. And you did! Hehehe. I know that the previous chapter was too short, and I'll try to make it a little longer this time. Enjoy the chapter!
To Kelly Neptunus: You think I'm doing a good job K? Thank you so much! I hope you like this chapter!
To ClayAikenLover: Well, some boys actually read this story! That was an extreme surprise to me! You'll know why Aragorn isn't PMS-ing soon, but not in this chapter! Oh, and by the way, I have some nice news for you about my other story 'Lord of Parody'. . .
To Flamingo Feathers: Hihi! Yes, I thought men had to learn about the time of the month too. And this seemed like a perfect manner to do so! Don't worry, I will explain why 'Anna' isn't PMS-ing later in the story!
To xoJamesPhelpsXo: Ah, laughed for days? Thank you! I will certainly continue!
To kingmaker: Wow, your review really, really made my day!!!! I'll try to keep up the humor-level! Well no, Saruman hasn't turned Aragorn back into a man. You'll read what's going on later in the story! Hehe. An upgrade in the world of slash? Lol!
To ForceofHobbit: Well, I can't think of anything more appropriate than a PMS-ing Legolas. I'm so happy to hear you like the story, I will continue this!
To Kawaii Elf Girl: Lol! I'm glad you like this! Ehm. . . I'm not sure if I'll make one of them falling in love with the female form of another. That's because their feelings get more and more feminine. I guess. Oh well. Here's an update!
To mascara freak: Hehe. Orcs being attracted to the Fellowship? That's a nice idea, I'll do something with it!
To Hirilnara: Ah, hello assistant/pancake fangirl! And yay! I'm in the Squad! *throws a party* Well, here's an update, I hope you like it!
To Princess Aranel: No, I didn't tell you why Aragorn isn't PMS-ing. But I will. Later in the story. Don't worry about it. Glad you think the story is cute, and here's an update! Enjoy!
To Daemon Empress: Yep, here's the next installment. Enjoy and thank you for reviewing!
To FrodoBaggins87: Can't wait for an update? Well, I'll put an end to your waiting then. Here's the update!
Disclaimer: Ever wondered why this is called a 'DISCLAIMER'? I hope you get my point!
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,,Let's risk a little more light here." Gandalf said, and the light on the end of her staff began to glow even brighter.
The rest of the girls 'ooohh-ed' and 'aaahhhh-ed' obediently, and Sam even managed to throw a 'now that's truly impressive' in it. Not that they meant anything of it. Oh yes, they had seen enough of Moria for the rest of their lives.
To their extreme relief, they had stopped losing any blood and their time of the month was over. They were already feeling better, but they were still looking forward to some sunlight.
Only Gimli had some positive connection with the Mines. But she couldn't stand all the Dwarf-skeletons, she yelped everytime she accidentally stepped on one.
Now Gimli was walking in front of Gandalf, and happily looked around. At least, she was happy until she saw on particular room.
Her eyes widened and she yelled in disbelief.
,,No! This cannot be! Nooo!!" She sped to the room, ignoring Gandalf who called her name.
When Gimli reached the tomb, she sank on her knees and began to cry with her hands before her face, as if to hide her tears.
The rest of the Fellowship gathered around the tomb, and Gandalf read what was written on the tomb out loud.
,,Here lies Balin, son of Fundin, Lord of Moria." She looked up. ,,He is dead."
That comment caused Gimli to cry even louder.
Gandalf looked around a bit, and spotted an old, dusty book in the hands of one of the Dwarf-skeletons. She looked to the others and saw Pippin standing behind her.
She pointed to the book. ,,Look Pippin! See that book? Could you get it for me please?"
Pippin frowned. ,,But it's in the hands of that skeleton! I can't take that!"
Gandalf sighed. ,,Of course you can! Now don't wait too long, we cannot linger here!"
Pippin shook her head. ,,Why don't you do it yourself?"
Gandalf thought for a moment. ,,Well. . . because I have a staff in my hand, of course! And my hat will fall off if I bow to get it!"
Pippin sniffed. ,,Well, just let me hold your staff and hat then."
Gandalf couldn't think of a way out of this one, so sighed and handed over her staff and grey hat to the youngest Hobbit of the Fellowship.
Then she bowed and with a disgusted look on her face, she pulled the book from the skeleton's hands, oblivious of the fact that Pippin was making Gandalf-imitations behind her back and the rest was silently giggling, not listening to the words that Gandalf read:
,,We have barricaded the doors but they will not hold them back for long. . . I hear drums, drums in the deep. And we cannot get out. . . We cannot get out. . ."
Gandalf looked up.
,,They are co- hey! WHAT do you think you're doing?" She snapped when she spotted Pippin with her hat on, imitating some moves with her staff.
Pippin looked up, but accidentely swinged Gandalf's staff one bit too far, knocking over a skeleton sitting on the edge of a hole in the ground. It fell in with loud noises and crashes, followed by the bucket that was attached to it.
Pippin swallowed and hardly dared to look up to Gandalf.
,,Eh. . . sorry?" The Hobbit tried.
,,Sorry? Is that all you can say? Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity! You should definitly learn some responsiblity! . . .WHAT?" She asked Merry, who was trying to hide her laughter.
Merry giggled some more, then said: ,,You sound just like my mother when you say that responsibility-thing!"
The other Hobbits started giggling too and Gandalf's face turned a bit red as she snatched her hat and staff from Pippin's hands.
It was that moment that they all heard drums coming from outside the door.
They all looked rather scared by this sound, and Frodo asked:
,,What's that sound?"
Gandalf looked at the rest of the Fellowship.
,,They are coming."
Frodo drew his sword, discovered that it was glowing blue and knew that 'they' were Orcs.
Apparantly, Aragorn, Legolas and Boromir had concluded the same thing somewhat earlier, because they were already barricading the door with axes and spears. When they finished that, they stepped backwards, drawing their wapens, ready to fight.
They didn't have to wait for very long. Within a minute, the Orcs broke through the doors and stormed in the room. But when they saw their opponents, they all stood still in surprise.
Legolas and Aragorn took their chance and began shooting arrows at them at a remarkable speed.
That seemed to wake up the Orcs. With loud screams, they attacked the Fellowship.
Aragorn whirled around, sword in her hand, feeling fast and supple. With a smile upon her face, she gracefully jumped out of an Orc's way and killed him with one slice of her sword. So there were definitly some adventages in being a woman.
But there were many Orcs, and even Aragorn couldn't remain unharmed. At a certain moment, she was pushed over by some Orc, who leaned forwards and tugged her shirt. It began to crack and Aragorn struggled to get the filthy Orc off her.
Her shirt was half open now, but, as a gift from heaven, an arrow hit the Orc's throat, and the Orc's death had come very swiftly.
Aragorn kicked the dead body off her and pulled her shirt straight. She waved to Legolas as a 'thanks', but the She-Elf was busy with her own battle again.
Then, the Cave-troll came in.
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~Wha ha ha! I feel evil today. Hey, you know what? What about a review? Because I like reviews! Especially when they're very long and nice.
I've started a new story on FictonPress.Net, called 'Children of the Moon', and I'm still called 'Bulma Greenleaf' there. And believe it or not, I still like reviews on fictionpress.net! Will you read my new story (and review it, of course)?
To AB4: Ah, glad you like it. Here's the update, I hope you enjoy it!
To Pointy Ears Are My Thing: Don't worry, I won't ask what kind of drugs you're using. . . I have weird dreams all the time! Well, enjoy the chapter!
To Huinesoron: Yes, most girls go through that hell every month. I'm glad guys begin to understand now. *cackles*
To Sammy Baggins: Wiieee!!! I'm so glad you like it! Do you really think they're acting like girls? That's a true compliment, thank you!
To Im A Brandybuck: Yep, I managed to update again! Hearing you like the chapter made me really happy! Thanks!
To inweofnargothrond: Yep, the time of the month! Don't you think guys should know what it's like? Well, have fun reading the chapter!
To BoromirDefender: LMAO? What does THAT mean? Glad you like the story, here's an update!
To Sabre Black: Ah yes, I think my neighbourhood tries to avoid me when I'm PMS-ing. The cause of that might possibly be the shouting-matches I've had. : ) Thank you for reviewing!
To PrincessEvenstar: Funny and evil? Thank you! And yes, I will most certainly continue!
To Tabby Kitten: Mwha ha ha! Yes, they will certainly FEEL OUR PAIN!!! *evil cackle*
To elfitchick: Well, I hope the real life guys manage to gain some respects for us females. If my story would reach that, I wouldn't believe my ears. Yeah, I was so tired of the Watcher-scene, I did it very detailed in one of my other stories, and I didn't feel like it at all anymore. Well, here's the update!
To Elanhin: Captured the loveliness? I actually captured some loveliness? Ah, thank you for your applause! Aw, have you been sick? I hope you're totally better now!
To Servus: Ah, I indeed gave you order to review this. And you did! Hehehe. I know that the previous chapter was too short, and I'll try to make it a little longer this time. Enjoy the chapter!
To Kelly Neptunus: You think I'm doing a good job K? Thank you so much! I hope you like this chapter!
To ClayAikenLover: Well, some boys actually read this story! That was an extreme surprise to me! You'll know why Aragorn isn't PMS-ing soon, but not in this chapter! Oh, and by the way, I have some nice news for you about my other story 'Lord of Parody'. . .
To Flamingo Feathers: Hihi! Yes, I thought men had to learn about the time of the month too. And this seemed like a perfect manner to do so! Don't worry, I will explain why 'Anna' isn't PMS-ing later in the story!
To xoJamesPhelpsXo: Ah, laughed for days? Thank you! I will certainly continue!
To kingmaker: Wow, your review really, really made my day!!!! I'll try to keep up the humor-level! Well no, Saruman hasn't turned Aragorn back into a man. You'll read what's going on later in the story! Hehe. An upgrade in the world of slash? Lol!
To ForceofHobbit: Well, I can't think of anything more appropriate than a PMS-ing Legolas. I'm so happy to hear you like the story, I will continue this!
To Kawaii Elf Girl: Lol! I'm glad you like this! Ehm. . . I'm not sure if I'll make one of them falling in love with the female form of another. That's because their feelings get more and more feminine. I guess. Oh well. Here's an update!
To mascara freak: Hehe. Orcs being attracted to the Fellowship? That's a nice idea, I'll do something with it!
To Hirilnara: Ah, hello assistant/pancake fangirl! And yay! I'm in the Squad! *throws a party* Well, here's an update, I hope you like it!
To Princess Aranel: No, I didn't tell you why Aragorn isn't PMS-ing. But I will. Later in the story. Don't worry about it. Glad you think the story is cute, and here's an update! Enjoy!
To Daemon Empress: Yep, here's the next installment. Enjoy and thank you for reviewing!
To FrodoBaggins87: Can't wait for an update? Well, I'll put an end to your waiting then. Here's the update!
Disclaimer: Ever wondered why this is called a 'DISCLAIMER'? I hope you get my point!
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,,Let's risk a little more light here." Gandalf said, and the light on the end of her staff began to glow even brighter.
The rest of the girls 'ooohh-ed' and 'aaahhhh-ed' obediently, and Sam even managed to throw a 'now that's truly impressive' in it. Not that they meant anything of it. Oh yes, they had seen enough of Moria for the rest of their lives.
To their extreme relief, they had stopped losing any blood and their time of the month was over. They were already feeling better, but they were still looking forward to some sunlight.
Only Gimli had some positive connection with the Mines. But she couldn't stand all the Dwarf-skeletons, she yelped everytime she accidentally stepped on one.
Now Gimli was walking in front of Gandalf, and happily looked around. At least, she was happy until she saw on particular room.
Her eyes widened and she yelled in disbelief.
,,No! This cannot be! Nooo!!" She sped to the room, ignoring Gandalf who called her name.
When Gimli reached the tomb, she sank on her knees and began to cry with her hands before her face, as if to hide her tears.
The rest of the Fellowship gathered around the tomb, and Gandalf read what was written on the tomb out loud.
,,Here lies Balin, son of Fundin, Lord of Moria." She looked up. ,,He is dead."
That comment caused Gimli to cry even louder.
Gandalf looked around a bit, and spotted an old, dusty book in the hands of one of the Dwarf-skeletons. She looked to the others and saw Pippin standing behind her.
She pointed to the book. ,,Look Pippin! See that book? Could you get it for me please?"
Pippin frowned. ,,But it's in the hands of that skeleton! I can't take that!"
Gandalf sighed. ,,Of course you can! Now don't wait too long, we cannot linger here!"
Pippin shook her head. ,,Why don't you do it yourself?"
Gandalf thought for a moment. ,,Well. . . because I have a staff in my hand, of course! And my hat will fall off if I bow to get it!"
Pippin sniffed. ,,Well, just let me hold your staff and hat then."
Gandalf couldn't think of a way out of this one, so sighed and handed over her staff and grey hat to the youngest Hobbit of the Fellowship.
Then she bowed and with a disgusted look on her face, she pulled the book from the skeleton's hands, oblivious of the fact that Pippin was making Gandalf-imitations behind her back and the rest was silently giggling, not listening to the words that Gandalf read:
,,We have barricaded the doors but they will not hold them back for long. . . I hear drums, drums in the deep. And we cannot get out. . . We cannot get out. . ."
Gandalf looked up.
,,They are co- hey! WHAT do you think you're doing?" She snapped when she spotted Pippin with her hat on, imitating some moves with her staff.
Pippin looked up, but accidentely swinged Gandalf's staff one bit too far, knocking over a skeleton sitting on the edge of a hole in the ground. It fell in with loud noises and crashes, followed by the bucket that was attached to it.
Pippin swallowed and hardly dared to look up to Gandalf.
,,Eh. . . sorry?" The Hobbit tried.
,,Sorry? Is that all you can say? Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity! You should definitly learn some responsiblity! . . .WHAT?" She asked Merry, who was trying to hide her laughter.
Merry giggled some more, then said: ,,You sound just like my mother when you say that responsibility-thing!"
The other Hobbits started giggling too and Gandalf's face turned a bit red as she snatched her hat and staff from Pippin's hands.
It was that moment that they all heard drums coming from outside the door.
They all looked rather scared by this sound, and Frodo asked:
,,What's that sound?"
Gandalf looked at the rest of the Fellowship.
,,They are coming."
Frodo drew his sword, discovered that it was glowing blue and knew that 'they' were Orcs.
Apparantly, Aragorn, Legolas and Boromir had concluded the same thing somewhat earlier, because they were already barricading the door with axes and spears. When they finished that, they stepped backwards, drawing their wapens, ready to fight.
They didn't have to wait for very long. Within a minute, the Orcs broke through the doors and stormed in the room. But when they saw their opponents, they all stood still in surprise.
Legolas and Aragorn took their chance and began shooting arrows at them at a remarkable speed.
That seemed to wake up the Orcs. With loud screams, they attacked the Fellowship.
Aragorn whirled around, sword in her hand, feeling fast and supple. With a smile upon her face, she gracefully jumped out of an Orc's way and killed him with one slice of her sword. So there were definitly some adventages in being a woman.
But there were many Orcs, and even Aragorn couldn't remain unharmed. At a certain moment, she was pushed over by some Orc, who leaned forwards and tugged her shirt. It began to crack and Aragorn struggled to get the filthy Orc off her.
Her shirt was half open now, but, as a gift from heaven, an arrow hit the Orc's throat, and the Orc's death had come very swiftly.
Aragorn kicked the dead body off her and pulled her shirt straight. She waved to Legolas as a 'thanks', but the She-Elf was busy with her own battle again.
Then, the Cave-troll came in.
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~Wha ha ha! I feel evil today. Hey, you know what? What about a review? Because I like reviews! Especially when they're very long and nice.
I've started a new story on FictonPress.Net, called 'Children of the Moon', and I'm still called 'Bulma Greenleaf' there. And believe it or not, I still like reviews on fictionpress.net! Will you read my new story (and review it, of course)?