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When the cave troll came in, everyone in the Fellowship managed to react very different. The Hobbits, who had never seen a cave troll before, screamed and tried to hide behind one of the many pillars in the room. Aragorn and Legolas, experienced as they were, just braced theirselves and got ready to battle the monster. Boromir and Gimli were already busy with fighting off Orcs, so they couldn't pay too much attention to the wild beast. Gandalf eyed the cave troll and sighed. How were they going to get out of here now?

(A/N: Okaaaay! Here was supposed to be a marvalous fighting-scene, but my inspiration was all gone. So! Here's a huge time-jump! We'll skip right to the part where the girls come out of Moria! So Gandalf is already 'dead'!)

Gathering the rest of the grieving Fellowship around her, Aragorn spoke:

,,Alright girls, listen. Soon, we'll be arriving in Lothlorien. I think it wouldn't be a good idea if we'd just told everybody that we're not actually girls. Just remember the girl-name that we have made up back there on that mountain, and use that. Only Lady Galadriel is allowed to know. Is everything clear on that point?"

All the girl nodded, and Aragorn led them away to the Golden Woods of Lothlorien.

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,,This Lady Galadriel of whom Anna spoke, isn't that the mighty Elven- sorceress? I heard she's very dangerous, and can hypnotise you, just by looking in your eyes. Don't be frightened, little Hobbits, I'll protect you. Here's one Dwarf she won't ensnare so easily."

Gimli looked around proudly while she was speaking. ,,Because you might haven't noticed yet, that I have the eyes of a hawk, and the ears of a fox. And I-"

The Dwarf-woman was cut off when an arrow was almost pushed into her nose. She discovered that the others had arrows aimed at their heads too, and that Elves were standing all around them.

This was the first time that other people saw the Fellowship in their feminine shapes, so the Fellowship didn't quite know how to react to the threat of the arrows. In the end, Aragorn was the first one who finally recognised one of the Elves, Haldir. With a clearly relieved expression upon her face, she turned to the leader of the group of Elves. Trying to act as feminine as possible, she said:

(A/N: The next dialog is actually in Elvish, but I don't know all the words, so I'll just write them in English!)

,,Ah, you must be the famous Haldir of Lorien. What an honour to meet you. We have travelled long and far to get here, and it was a dangerous journey. Could you please guide us to the heart of Lothlorien?"

Haldir eyed her with a certain amount of suspicion on his face.

,,Surely, I would like to guide you into safety, milady. But unfortunately I'm not allowed to do that without asking questions first. Were you travelling all by yourselves, without the protection of men?"

Aragorn looked at the ground, trying to look very sad. ,,We had some men with us, but we were ambushed by some Orcs. We were really lucky to escape."

Haldir slowly nodded, and said: ,,Hmm. Lucky indeed. But I must say you are a strange collection of women. Why would Elves and Dwarves travel together?

Legolas had been watching the scene with a growing need to do something. The fall of Gandalf had really shocked her, and she felt eager to do something pleasurable. Perhaps she could test her feminine charm. Smiling sweetly and putting one hand on her hip, she walked past Aragorn and told Haldir with the sweetest voice she could manage:

,,We were forced to travel like this because our journey was so terribly dangerous. It was even nessesary to dress ourselves as men. It was horrible! It's okay if you don't understand that, I bet you could fight of all those mean Orcs all by yourself. I'm so glad we're safe now, here in Lothlorien. . ."

Legolas looked Haldir in his eyes and grabbed the Elf's arm. ,,Will you please guide me and my companions to the heart of the Golden Woods?" She smiled and stepped even closer to Haldir and her face was now just inches away from his.

Haldir apparantly liked that, because he smiled and offered her his arm. ,,Of course. How can I let such a beautiful maiden like you be in danger? Come, it's this way."

While walking through the forest, Legolas managed to have a friendly conversation with Haldir. Of course he was quite curious about her and her heritage.

,,So what's your name?" He started.

,,It's Lily. I heard yours is Haldir. I heard quite a lot about you. Good things." Legolas answered with her almost ever-lasting smile upon her face.

The other Elf smiled back.

,,Lily? That's quite an extraordinary name for an Elf. Is that your real name?"

Thinking quickly, Legolas had her answer ready:

,,No, but my compagnons couldn't remember my real name. If you want to know, it's Liliathana." Legolas mentally whacked herself. Liliathana? What an eternally dull name. Haldir didn't seem to have noticed.

,,And where do you come from?"

,,From Mirkwood. But I travel so much that my parents don't even know me very well."

He smiled. ,,So you travel a lot? That's very interesting. I don't know much girls who like doing that. I think I like that."

Legolas smiled mysteriously at that and answered: ,,And I think I like Lothlorien-Elves. Especially when they lead a group of Elves who protect Lothlorien." Legolas now watched Haldir closely to observe his reaction to this obvious comment. He looked in Legolas' eyes and grabbed her hand.

,,Liliathana, would you like to come by and visit my home after you settled in Lothlorien? Perhaps I could show you around."

Legolas blushed when he grabbed her hand, but still managed to produce a charming smile.

,,Are you asking me on a date, Haldir?"

It was his turn to blush now, but he honestly admitted: ,,Yes, but who can resist such a beautiful Elf, just walking into Lothlorien, and being so charming? Please say yes, Lily."

Legolas carefully placed her hand on his shoulder and looked into his eyes. ,,I'd love to, Haldir." The expression on Haldir's face changed from pleading into delight.

,,I'm already looking forward to it."

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As soon as Haldir had left the Fellowship on a good place to rest, and went back to his post in the forest, Aragorn hurried towards Legolas and asked:

,,Why did you do THAT for?"

Legolas blinked with her eyes. ,,Do what?"

,,Well. . . accepting to go with him on that. . . date."

Legolas smiled. ,,I just couldn't refuse. He looked like his heart would break if I said no."

Aragorn sighed. ,,But the way you behaved was completely unnecessary. You could just have trusted me and let me do all the talking. God, it was almost like you were. . . flirting with him, or something."

Legolas stared at Aragorn. ,,I just felt like doing something nice. Oh come on, Aragorn!" she continued when she saw the expression on Aragorn's face. ,,I'll never get another chance to do such girl-stuff! Look, if I have to be a girl, I want to do everything a girl can do."

,,Then you'll need some advice." A voice behind them suddenly spoke.

Both Aragorn and Legolas whirled around. A She-Elf had approached them without them noticing her. Aragorn eyed her suspiciously, and asked:

,,Who are you?"

The young-looking woman didn't seem to have noticed Aragorn's aggressive attitude towards her.

,,My name is Isilien. I live here in Lothlorien. Lady Galadriel has asked me to bring you to her. So if you'd be so kind to gather everyone, then we can go."

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The Fellowship silently followed Isilien, while busy with their own thoughts. Most of them wondered how Galadriel would react if she discovered that they had all turned into girls.

At a certain point, Isilien turned around to the Fellowship and gave them an encouraging smile.

,,Lady Galadriel has asked me to look after you in the time you are in Lothlorien. I will come back to guide you to your resting place."

With that, she walked past them. Now being alone, the girls looked around, but didn't have to wait for long, for the voice of the Lady spoke:

,,Welcome in Lothlorien, my friends."

She came walking down the stairs, at the side of her husband Celeborn.

,,Do not worry, I know who you are and what you have become. If you wish, this shall remain a secret to the rest of Lothlorien's inhabitants."

She paused, and Celeborn took his chance to speak:

,,Nine that have left from Rivendell, eight that are here. Tell me, where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him."

A short silence fell, and eventually Aragorn stepped forwards. ,,Gandalf the Grey has fallen while defending us from great danger."

Galadriel let her eyes rest on the feminine Ranger, and then spoke to Celeborn:

,,I'm sorry to correct you like this, Celeborn, but you were wrong. There are definitely nine people in front of us."

Celeborn blinked and looked at the Lady, slightly confused.

,,Please tell me how that's possible."

Galadriel nodded, turned to the Fellowship, and pointed at Aragorn.

,,Aragorn, I have an announcement to make. You're pregnant."

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~AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!! *runs away screaming from furious Aragorn-, Legolas- or Haldir-fans* Please don't kill me!!! I'm too young to die!

Anyway! The character Isilien isn't mine. She belongs to Elanhin, a good friend of mine! Hi Elanhin! *waves* *then remembers she's being chased by hundreds of murderous fangirls* IIIEEEE!!! *runs away*

Please REVIEEEEEW!!!

(Oh, and PLEASE don't flame me for Haldir/Legolas' date, or Aragorn's pregnancy!)