Chapter 3: The fame hungry investigators
Hermione
comes. "Hey, it's Hermione, the girl I pretend I think is an
annoying bitch, but who I really love secretly!" said
Ron.
Hermione comes and says, "Hey guys, I found out
something serious and mysterious is happening inside the walls of
Hogwarts".
"What? Tell us Hermione so we can annoyingly
un-necessarily investigate stuff and be heroes, winning extra points
on the last day of school, originally beating Slytherin by a few
points and getting everyone to clap and throw up their wizard hats
for us" Harry said.