This has a lot of weird x men no one has ever heard of... but its randum situations... its funny

Dazzler - her poweres are : ability to generate light from sound, ability to manufacture holographic images, creation of protective force fields to deflect or vaporize oncoming objects...

Dazzler is walking down the hall and passes Rogues room where the music is blasting... just then logan is walking down the hall.... Dazzler generates light from Rogues music and blinds logan who then crashes through the bathroom door, only to find scott playing with kittys make up.

Emma Frost - Powers: telepathy, dimond-hard, nearly indestructible skin...

Bobby is running down the hallway and runs into Emma and gets knocked out because of her dimond hard skin..

Havok- Powers: solar-generated plazma blasts

It was a sunny day at the mansion and Havok was playing with his powers... kitty had just dryed and straitened her hair after swimming all day and was getting ready to go on a date with bobby and she didnt see Havok so she walked in front of him and he blasts her back into the pool.

Northstar - Powers: flight, super-speed, light projection

Northstar was flying around and decides to put his super-speed in also so he is flying really fast. all of the sudden he loses control and crashes through a window and he lands right in the professors bubble bath.

Polaris- Powers:Magnetic manipulation

Polaris was walking around town testing her powers and all of the sudden a man comes flying twords her, she stops using her powers and the man falls. she goes over to the man and finds out it is maneto.

Stacy X- PowersL pheromone control, snakelike skin

Scott is walking down the street and all of the sudden stacy x is walking twards him... Scott screams "OMG A SNAKE!" and runs back and hides under his bed.

Nathan summers- powers: telepathy, telekinesis, extreamely proficient with any number of conventional weapons

Scott is walking down the street and Nathan passes scott yells "OMG DAD!" then says "wait your crazy!" and runs off. Nathan sit thinking wait that cant be my son he is 2,000 years into the future... and walks away confused.

Sunfire- powers: ionization of matter into a fiery plasma state

John is sitting trying to figure out how he could create fire all of the sudden he bursts into a fiery plasma state... he yells to Sunfire " I DIDNT WANT ANY HELP!"